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Why Is Man So Selfish: A Must Read. by naijapikin2(m): 9:14am On Oct 04
When a woman has brain issues they say she's MEN-tal
When she takes something for her throat it's MEN-thol
When she heads an organization, she's the MAN-ager
When she beaten up, they say she was MAN-handled
When a woman twists things they say MAN-ipulate
Even when she cleans her fingers they say she did MAN-icure
During her monthly flow they say it's MEN-ses or MEN-stration
A female dummy is a MAN-nequin
Even the football club is MAN-city
Even a chinese woman speaks MAN-darin
The lower jaw of a woman is called MAN-dible
They pursue a woman they call it MAN-hunt
A woman acts irrational they say she's a MAN-iac
If she does well they say she's MAN-ifesting
A woman does something they say it's MAN-made
She has a big house they say it's a MAN-sion
She kills a man mistakenly it is MAN-slaughter
Even her small piece of cloth is a MAN-tle
She produces It's called MAN-ufacture
Her write up is called MAN-uscript

Please let's try and appreciate WE-men grin

I mean WOMEN cool

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