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Bola The Chit Tinubu's 5-Point Agenda to Salvage Nigeria.

1. Everybody over the age of 95, and all others who wasted their lives recklessly consuming cocaine and alcohol in abundance, will be allocated one carton of Pampers Adult Diapers every 6 months, to protect others from the terrible odor emanating from their leaking yansh.

2. All drug traffickers who deal in cocaine, heroin, and methamphetamine will be released from jail the instant Bola The Chit Timubu rigs his way into power.

3. Policial election debates will be abolished because brain-dead drug addicts have such a difficult time speaking coherently. The only requirement to assume elected office in Nigeria will be for applicants to be capable of shouting and ululating like wounded buffalo.

4. All state and federal income taxes will be abolished. The personal bank account of Bola The Chit Tinubu will be published in the nation's premier newspapers so that all Nigerians can simply pay 85% of their monthly salary directly to Bola the Chit Tinubu and his immediate family members.

5. All federal and state job applicants who can PROVE that they have been awarded extensive criminal charges and have served copious jail time will be given preferential treatment in the hiring process, while people who avoid cocaine and other nasty drugs will be allowed to work as drivers and gardeners to elected officials

God breast Nigeria. Vote Bobo Chicago of the Leaking Diapers Fame. The future is cocaine.