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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? 2023 Elections by OdumegwuOjukwu: 4:21am On Oct 23, 2022
Sowore
The chicken can't take it anymore. It crossed the road to take it back

Tinubu APC

Where are the chickens? The chicken has given birth to hens and cocks, and laid more eggs for agbado, corn and ewa.

It is the chicken's turn. �

The chicken crossed the road to change a rotten situation to a bad one.


Atiku PDP

The chicken is a unifer, and knows the solutions to Nigeria problem. It crossed to road to stop the North from voting for Igbos and Yorubas.

PeterObi, LP

Singapore has one million chickens in 2005, which is equivalent to 2 chicken per person. At that time, Nigeria had five million chickens, giving rise to 1.5 chicken per capital.

Today, Singapore has grown their chicken population to 10 million, an increase of 1000%. While Nigeria has been importing 70% of her chickens for consumption for the past years.

Let.me tell you something. There is a vast opportunity to produce one million eggs per day in Nigeria to increase our chicken population by 500%, so we can become net exporter of processed chickens.

The chicken crossed the road to move from consumption to production.

Go and verify.


You below, why do you think the chicken crossed the road? Or do you agree with them?
Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? 2023 Elections by OdumegwuOjukwu: 4:22am On Oct 23, 2022
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Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? 2023 Elections by kingharzy: 7:10am On Oct 23, 2022
This chicken crossed the road to Japa ni...

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Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? 2023 Elections by sotall(m): 7:16am On Oct 23, 2022
Are you guys serious right now? grin grin

As for me the chicken crossed the road a long time ago to another poultry when the change promised by Buhari made sure chicken feed prices rose by a thousand percent and chickens could barely feed.

The chicken is doing well in its new poultry

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Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? 2023 Elections by HenryTimes: 8:14am On Oct 23, 2022
The chicken has no other option than to cross the road in order to feed its family.

If you Check how much a bag of chicken feed was during the past administration of GEJ which was termed the most corrupt and clueless and how much it is now under the Buhari (General integrity) led government, then you will even hail the chicken for taking the bold step of crossing the road.

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Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? 2023 Elections by OdumegwuOjukwu: 12:31pm On Oct 23, 2022
kingharzy:
This chicken crossed the road to Japa ni...


Hehehehe.

This is so true. Many chickens have cross to road for richer corn fields.

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Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? 2023 Elections by OdumegwuOjukwu: 12:32pm On Oct 23, 2022
sotall:
Are you guys serious right now? grin grin

As for me the chicken crossed the road a long time ago to another poultry when the change promised by Buhari made sure chicken feed prices rose by a thousand percent and chickens could barely feed.

The chicken is doing well in its new poultry

Hehehehe.

Abeg show us the way.
Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? 2023 Elections by OdumegwuOjukwu: 8:25pm On Oct 23, 2022
The chicken crossed the road to where the cock, hen and chick are gathered.

The chicken is Obidient
Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? 2023 Elections by OdumegwuOjukwu: 10:51am On Oct 24, 2022
HenryTimes:
The chicken has no other option than to cross the road in order to feed its family.

If you Check how much a bag of chicken feed was during the past administration of GEJ which was termed the most corrupt and clueless and how much it is now under the Buhari (General integrity) led government, then you will even hail the chicken for taking the bold step of crossing the road.

The chicken is wise.

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