He is not normal. Normal men will skip the ingredients

obagofizzy:
So today I decided to try a new menu, it been months I ate yam and egg, let me show you my cooking skill
Ingredients:
Yam
Eggs
Ugu
Maggi
Tomatoes
Ginger
Garlic
Turmeric
Thyme
Onions
Pepper
Crayfish
Salt
Sachet tomato’s
Stay with while I update you

jessylaurel:


I thought you're responsible

I thought you're useful..

udomma1005:

Cheiiiiiiii.... so you dey smoke igbo?

riverbird:


Come and have something with a bigger and different kind of joy my bro.....e no get label o

ShaqFu:
Well done with the weed oh. Sha take am easy. Kolaq and weed no be good combination oh. No go tear pesin pikin kpekus oh.

hahahah okay sir

Buddha3:
Una go dey busy dey cook nonsense and nairaland moderators will be promoting mediocrity.

Wetin concern egg sauce and that sand-filled local version of crayfish wey dey give odd aroma to soups sef?

Pocohantas will soon come here to show her primitive culinary knowledge. Mtscheew!

U be Mumu now

Buddha3:
This is how they eat nonsense then wake up and be campaigning for Bola Tinubu!

and why will a youth like me support tifnubu

riverbird:


Come and have something with a bigger and different kind of joy my bro.....e no get label o

u one get local man down Abi , anything wey no get name Dey bad

EricSmallz:
If you get this kind roommate for Uni eh, na enjoyment be your name

that is why I no need roommate ohhh

mechanics:
Enjoyment officer.

sir

pocohantas:


And what is the big deal in being a village girl? You must be a d****. I guess you are typing from Beverly Hills. Person wey im area transformer done blow. Na till after election o. Dopemu!

obagofizzy:
u one get local man down Abi , anything wey no get name Dey bad

Na real OG's dey do this one o....

Zane2point4:


That kolaq wicked just sip half u don deh moon already!

I swear I no finish am

Adesuwag:
Igbolabi

Igbo Amaka

Emmaari:


Legendary speaking

I swear the guy na legend

jessylaurel:


I thought you're responsible

see u see heaven now

jojothaiv:

Eyan Wiz Khalifa!

I cut cap for you o...

angel Gabriel

Emmaari:


I see u miss responsible,naso una the take quick judge person, tell me if u are still a virgin?,
One thing must kill a man

hahah leave am na Mumu she be na

Makararre:
How much you spend for this one

I just bought the yam and tomatoes plus the egg I had other things

gypsey:
Ewwww! Blew! What da fork is that shit? Makes me wanna vomit

I guess you are pregnant or your environment is dirty

obagofizzy:
I guess you are pregnant or your environment is dirty

NO, that stuff makes me wanna vomit, you d be very lucky to live in my environment, I am guessing men can be pregnant in your family

gypsey:
NO, that stuff makes me wanna vomit, you d be very lucky to live in my environment, I am guessing men can be pregnant in your family

Your environment don’t add anything to me

riverbird:


Na real OG's dey do this one o....

Thanks

confydoedowaye:


U will make heaven...

We Dey there already

jessylaurel:


I thought you're responsible

Very

Zane2point4:


That kolaq wicked just sip half u don deh moon already!

na the kolaq make me never reply ohhh I de moon bro I just come back

obagofizzy:

Your environment don’t add anything to me

It took you a whole month to respond? I don't even remember what this shit was about, moved on, you should have also, you sure can hold grudges for long. Jeeeeez! So you didn't poison yourself with that shit you call food then?