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Virgins Needed To Prevent Predicted Lagos Flooding - Spiritualis by iz2much: 10:26pm On Aug 20, 2011
Spiritualist who ply their trade in Lagos have warned that the state will experience another deluge of torrential rainfall and flooding of Biblical proportions unless 50 virgins can be found for a ritual to appease the gods.

The virgins, who must be native Lagosians, be old enough to marry and be very beautiful, will dance naked to Bar Beach in the dead of night, singing and pleading with Yemoja to please spare the state and its people.

The council of Lagos State Spiritualist has notified the state government of the need and urgency to carry out the ritual and as a result the government has warned citizens to brace up for more heavy downpour and runaway flooding starting from next week.
Re: Virgins Needed To Prevent Predicted Lagos Flooding - Spiritualis by braine(m): 1:50am On Aug 21, 2011
embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed
Re: Virgins Needed To Prevent Predicted Lagos Flooding - Spiritualis by thehomer: 10:01am On Aug 21, 2011
iz2much:

Spiritualist who ply their trade in Lagos have warned that the state will experience another deluge of torrential rainfall and flooding of Biblical proportions unless 50 virgins can be found for a ritual to appease the gods.

The virgins, who must be native Lagosians, be old enough to marry and be very beautiful, will dance Unclad to Bar Beach in the dead of night, singing and pleading with Yemoja to please spare the state and its people.

The council of Lagos State Spiritualist has notified the state government of the need and urgency to carry out the ritual and as a result the government has warned citizens to brace up for more heavy downpour and runaway flooding starting from next week.

Hmm I hope these spirits are not sexist because I think male virgins too should be allowed to participate. When they eventually decide to go ahead with this, I hope they notify the general public of the dates so newspapers will know when to stay away from the Bar beach.
Re: Virgins Needed To Prevent Predicted Lagos Flooding - Spiritualis by Joagbaje(m): 7:54pm On Aug 21, 2011
This is another Jacob and papalolo case. Like the ogunpa of Ibadan
Re: Virgins Needed To Prevent Predicted Lagos Flooding - Spiritualis by Kossy04: 9:55pm On Aug 21, 2011
I just can't stop Zap.i.n.g laughing!!!
Re: Virgins Needed To Prevent Predicted Lagos Flooding - Spiritualis by aibee01(m): 5:51am On Aug 22, 2011
Make 1000 virginz dance, wif a state lyk lagoz n dier waste mgt strategiez(both solid n liquid), floodin is iminent
Re: Virgins Needed To Prevent Predicted Lagos Flooding - Spiritualis by Mpetempe(m): 10:33am On Aug 22, 2011
The so called spiritualists are nothing but decievers that cant help theirselves.


Any soul that present his or her self for that devilish act will endanger his/her future.

Lord Jesus christ alone can stop floodings and restore joy. We suffer all these because we prefer Sin.
Re: Virgins Needed To Prevent Predicted Lagos Flooding - Spiritualis by Claus(m): 5:52pm On Aug 22, 2011
Everybody missed the poster's tongue firmly in his cheek.

He was joking and implying that you can't find 50 beautiful women, old enough to marry, who are still virgins!
Re: Virgins Needed To Prevent Predicted Lagos Flooding - Spiritualis by Godmother(f): 7:29pm On Aug 22, 2011
50 WHOLE VIRGINS
Some spirit is looking to have some fun

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