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| Life Mathematics by Nobody: 10:04am On Aug 23, 2011 |
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy OFFICE ARITHMETIC Smart boss + smart employee = profit Smart boss + dumb employee = production Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime SHOPPING MATH A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need. GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.  |
| Re: Life Mathematics by ChiefEben(m): 10:38am On Aug 23, 2011 |
this guy u are reall crazy Nice |
| Re: Life Mathematics by Nobody: 10:39am On Aug 23, 2011 |
Lol Nay am Sane Jor |
| Re: Life Mathematics by ChiefEben(m): 10:40am On Aug 23, 2011 |
prove it |
| Re: Life Mathematics by Nobody: 10:40am On Aug 23, 2011 |
My name Is El Guapo |
| Re: Life Mathematics by ChiefEben(m): 10:43am On Aug 23, 2011 |
pls you wont kill me with laff |
| Re: Life Mathematics by Witi(m): 12:51pm On Aug 23, 2011 |
God |
| Re: Life Mathematics by jokingmary(m): 1:50pm On Aug 23, 2011 |
U no well |
| Re: Life Mathematics by chiefkpokp(m): 9:12pm On Aug 23, 2011 |
Bin gbagbo wetin dey happen na  ? U wan invite my wrath now abi? |
| Re: Life Mathematics by cogbuagu: 12:11pm On Aug 24, 2011 |
Guy u try, no be small thing man! |
| Re: Life Mathematics by Nobody: 3:12pm On Aug 24, 2011 |
Fanks 4 da Compliment! |
| Re: Life Mathematics by ice234: 9:44pm On Aug 24, 2011 |
Everything said above is true nice one there |
| Re: Life Mathematics by chumakk: 5:15pm On Aug 25, 2011 |
El Guapo!!!  How many times i call you. Dey put copyright for your joke because i see this joke for my friend facebook wall |
| Re: Life Mathematics by StudioCFR(m): 6:50pm On Aug 25, 2011 |
Bursted |
| Re: Life Mathematics by ChiefEben(m): 6:45pm On Aug 28, 2011 |
lol |
| Re: Life Mathematics by mikuz(m): 7:04pm On Aug 28, 2011 |
El guapo dey tickle you to laugh or what? |
| Re: Life Mathematics by ordunayour: 9:54pm On Aug 31, 2011 |
oh my God! Ore oleun daku, bt keep it rolling |
| Re: Life Mathematics by DAVE5(m): 1:26pm On Sep 01, 2011 |
hmmnnn |
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