I was travelling out of Naija in 2007 and needed the Gents before check-in, when i got to the Gents i noticed there was a guy standing by the door,i wondered for a second what he was doing there but kinda ignored him, so that was me minding my business doing the 'Major', and realised there wasn't a toilet roll, i was like  s**t what am i going to do,then i heard the 'heavenly voice' from the guy i saw by the door 'Oga you need toilet roll?!!', i was like Yes oo, he said you go pay ooo, i was like pay!!, he said yes and that 1 hand roll is N10( that's if he does a circle of the roll in his hand once )lol, i was like is this guy kidding me, i was like just give me the all the bl**dy toilet roll and i will pay him that i dont have the time because i have a flight to catch, and he said money first oga because hin Oga dey count the toilet roll and na the airport management tell them to dey charge for the toilet roll!!I was so shocked, i ended up giving him around £250 so i dont miss my flight!!.

Has anyone had the same experience?

dforestfox:

I was travelling out of Naija in 2007 and needed the Gents before check-in, when i got to the Gents i noticed there was a guy standing by the door,i wondered for a second what he was doing there but kinda ignored him, so that was me minding my business doing the 'Major', and realised there wasn't a toilet roll, i was like  s**t what am i going to do,then i heard the 'heavenly voice' from the guy i saw by the door 'Oga you need toilet roll?!!', i was like Yes oo, he said you go pay ooo, i was like pay!!, he said yes and that 1 hand roll is N10( that's if he does a circle of the roll in his hand once )lol, i was like is this guy kidding me, i was like just give me the all the bl**dy toilet roll and i will pay him that i dont have the time because i have a flight to catch, and he said money first oga because hin Oga dey count the toilet roll and na the airport management tell them to dey charge for the toilet roll!!I was so shocked, i ended up giving him around [b]£250 [/b]so i dont miss my flight!!.

Has anyone had the same experience?

from N10 to 250 pounds. . . . hmmm how did that work out

how many toilet rolls did you take from him

and it took you 4yrs to come and tell the story on NL

well its changed now. . . . they have toilet rolls

I told him to give me the whole toilet roll and couldnt be bothered arguing about the cost cause i am yet to check-in and might miss my flight!

heavenly funny.