Imagine yourself playing with a baby outside your house with a towel round your waist. As you throw up the baby, your towel falls from your waist, which would you catch first Be honest,

^Do you honestly think you deserve a paycheck this month?

You sit back at ur desk,coffee taken,AC blowing,internet subscription wasting and all you have in your head is towels,bathe water and baby?

Which is more important,your scrotal sac or condom

Lol. Ify dey vex.

ifyalways:

^Do you honestly think you deserve a paycheck this month?

You sit back at your desk,coffee taken,AC blowing,internet subscription wasting and all you have in your head is towels,bathe water and baby?

Which is more important,your scrotal sac or condom

LMFAO!!!!!

@ifyalways, the question is simple, I have never known you to be abusive on this forum, starting with me might be good for you, don't you think ?

@Ujujoan, why she dey vex now ? Maybe it happened to her before and she didn't like what she did, lol!

@sisikill, what do u think?

Baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! of course, to hell with the towel,

@ronkepb, have you thought of it quite well, this is not a case of what u will do by choice, you are acting unconsciously without you foreseeing such occurrence, lol

ceah:

@ronkepb, have you thought of it quite well, this is not a case of what u will do by choice, you are acting unconsciously without you foreseeing such occurrence, lol

There are somethings that i don't need to think about, the whole world can see for all i care, i will hold my baby in my arms, dust, smile and wave at the onlookers and quietly enter my house.

Anyone would be silly to reach for the towel, what are you hiding that hasn't been seen ten times over?

ceah:

@ronkepb, have you thought of it quite well, this is not a case of what u will do by choice, you are acting unconsciously without you foreseeing such occurrence, lol

Haven't you ever seen where 20 women dive for a baby they think is about to fall? The natural instinct for most women is to reach for the baby. . .always!

@Ronkepb and sisikill , my sisters, I am not bad, I am talking about what 90% our unconscious mind will do, this is no sentiment, we have no say in this type of action, we are not known to act in split seconds as human, we have not gotten to that extent of using that part of our brain, we are better than computers but we are no computers,

Why is it hard for you to get that 90% of the time most women will reach for the baby? This is what our unconscious mind tells us, we unconsciously reach for other people's babies when we think they are in danger. . .how much more our own?

Ify asked you a question: should you throw your scrot or condom up, which would you catch first?
i guess your wife should come catch your baby, afterall it's her duty

armyofone:

Ify asked you a question: should you throw your scrot or condom up, which would you catch first?
i guess your wife should come catch your baby, afterall it's her duty

I don't think he believes his wife will catch their baby, that's why he's having a hard time believing other women will.

sisi as in Sisi jinx?, wayo! shakara gwoma.
yaya?
girl, is that you fa? mei ya faru?

armyofone:

sisi as in Sisi jinx?, wayo! shakara gwoma.
yaya?
girl, is that you fa? mei ya faru?

Lmao!! Huawa?

Ni ne. . .Sisi Jinx/kill/killer/baby!!

Kai kuma. . .menene Armyofone?

Yaya ki ke?

@Armyofone and Sisikill, I have not concluded yet, I am just looking at it from both point of view, I saw it happen and I just thought what could have happened if it were to be others, I think it's beyond control here, you Need to know that it's beyond your capacity to think and choose, I would definitely save the baby if I have the time to make a choice but this is beyond having time to choose, hmnnnn, will share what happened with you guys later,

@ poster.

lol

I get what you are trying to say . . instinct, right?

But what do you expect a lady to 'say' in this situation?

Come on now!

@kokoye, thank you so much my brother. U understand the concept perfectly well, our beautiful sisters are thinking that I am a cynic and possibly a bad person and that's why I made this post, I understand them well,

Let's hear from more ppl,

wayo, sisi na. indo ki ne wa na?

Ni ne Hauwa. .lol !! lafiya lau
longest of time, miss ya fa.
Walahi, ne kuma suna aiki na ne armyofdaya
Kuma, Yaya ki ke?

Sisi_Kill:

Lmao!! Huawa?

Ni ne. . .Sisi Jinx/kill/killer/baby!!

Kai kuma. . .menene Armyofone?

Yaya ki ke?

What is this incarnation you ar chanting ?

its olokun asorodaya of throwing baby up and loosing towel for all to see how huge or small the johnny is

Gosh what are they turning this family section to?

OP what response asides from either I will let go the towel or I will let go of the baby?!! And you keep coming back to ask for more contribution?!

Anyway don't let me stop your fun, I am off to go and survey the percentage of Nairalanders that leave their brain behind before coming to NL to open silly threads, wow, I bet it is gonna be a fun thread like yours too, mschewwww.

@Gestapo, I am waiting for your thread,

^^^

Odoyo oshi, e remain small before saliva starts dribbling uncontrollably for ya mouth

ceah:

@Gestapo, I am waiting for your thread,

Come back here, i am vexed, why didn't you caution me too for cursing for the first time ever on NL like you did someone else

In actual sense a person will get the towel and leave the baby but its logical if someone rescued a baby,

Of course she'll 'rescue' the towel instead. . .seems you don't know how insecure young women are about their saggy-as-slippers b.r.e.a.s.t.s. She'll rather commit manslaughter than allow her leering neighbours see the 'nothingness' on her chest.

@gESTAPO, Why are you like this on a faceless forum ? I will continue to pray for you, i wont stop interceding for you female cos someone need to, else you wont find a husband,

@

manakeagie:

In actual sense a person will get the towel and leave the baby but its logical if someone rescued a baby,

You are using your brain manakaegie, people must not let their emotion becloud their judgement,

proO1:

Of course she'll 'rescue' the towel instead. . .seems you don't know how insecure young women are about their saggy-as-slippers b.r.e.a.s.t.s. She'll rather commit manslaughter than allow her leering neighbours see the 'nothingness' on her chest.

i think you right but also wrong, i think it's more of consciousness than emotion and pride