At least, no where in the Bible where it is written that Jesus laughed or smiled. Probably because heavenly race is a serious matter not to joke with.

Seeker2014:
At least, no where in the Bible where it is written that Jesus laughed or smiled. Probably because heavenly race is a serious matter not to joke with.

not true at all.

Seeker2014:
At least, no where in the Bible where it is written that Jesus laughed or smiled. Probably because heavenly race is a serious matter not to joke with.

He begin to rejoice in the spirit when the disciples came back and told him that even demons were subject to his name...

Seeker2014:
At least, no where in the Bible where it is written that Jesus laughed or smiled. Probably because heavenly race is a serious matter not to joke with.

Bible no talk say he shower or shit sef, so let's ignorantly conclude he didn't.

frankadrian:

Bible no talk say he shower or shit sef, so let's ignorantly conclude he didn't.

Perhaps that's why there's a religion claiming sober reflection as their religious services is always characterised with tears because they found it written that Jesus shed tears but they never read about Jesus laughing! Luke 19:41; John 11:35

MaxInDHouse:


Perhaps that's why there's a religion claiming sober reflection as their religious services is always characterised with tears because they found it written that Jesus shed tears but they never read about Jesus laughing! Luke 19:41; John 11:35

You mind them?
Jesus Christ shed tears
He was merry, eating and drinking
He had 'delight' in doing God's will
He was furious with the merchant in the temple
He was hungry
Jesus sang
He was tired
He slept
He had sweat or tears becoming as drops of blood

This ignoramus is looking for where Jesus Christ shit or peed. Let him mention one person in the Bible that was recorded to have shit
How many instance do we have of people laughing or smiling? I only recall Sarah

Even in the wedding in Cana, he didn't smile for the camera!

So not once did he laughed?

But the church has been turned to a comedy centre where comedians thrive!

Even some pastors are comical! Mummy GO and Indaboski!

And Jesus wept!

Seeker2014:
At least, no where in the Bible where it is written that Jesus laughed or smiled. Probably because heavenly race is a serious matter not to joke with.

He smiled when He saw Nathanael John 1:47

He smiled when the young ruler told Him that He kept the Commandments

He smiled when the Centurion told Him that "Master, my house is unworthy of your entry".

He smiled when the Samaritan woman at the well spoke the Truth.

He smiled when the woman in Mathew 15:27 spoke the Truth of her place even wisely.

If not for the great pain He was carrying on the cross He would have smiled when the thief told the Truth to the other stupid thief saying "shut up, This Man did no wrong thing"

Aemmyjah:
...This ignoramus is looking for where Jesus Christ shit or peed. Let him mention one person in the Bible that was recorded to have shit
How many instance do we have of people laughing or smiling? I only recall Sarah

I do not understand. Why are you attacking him especially as what he said is True?

Is it because of guilty conscience?

MaxInDHouse:


Perhaps that's why there's a religion claiming sober reflection as their religious services is always characterised with tears because they found it written that Jesus shed tears but they never read about Jesus laughing! Luke 19:41; John 11:35

And that is why your devotion is not of God because in the God's temple there are shouts of joy, Psalm 118:15

Righteousness, peace, joy In the Holy Ghost
Righteousness, peace and joy In the Holy Ghost
That's the kingdom of God! Romans 14:17

Jesus never pooped as well eh? Smh
Even God in heaven laughs.

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Seeker2014:
At least, no where in the Bible where it is written that Jesus laughed or smiled. Probably because heavenly race is a serious matter not to joke with.

You certainly are a SADIST!!

Aemmyjah:

You mind them?
Jesus Christ shed tears
He was merry, eating and drinking
He had 'delight' in doing God's will
He was furious with the merchant in the temple
He was hungry
Jesus sang
He was tired
He slept
He had sweat or tears becoming as drops of blood

This ignoramus is looking for where Jesus Christ shit or peed. Let him mention one person in the Bible that was recorded to have shit
How many instance do we have of people laughing or smiling? I only recall Sarah

They never knew that being a human means all the characteristics of humans but in a perfect sense!

Leju pa

Seeker2014:
At least, no where in the Bible where it is written that Jesus laughed or smiled. Probably because heavenly race is a serious matter not to joke with.

Of cos we read that he "rejoiced" in some places in the New Testament. Is rejoicing akin to smile or laughing? Does rejoicing elicit any form of smiles even faintly?

Perhaps he did not smile that much nor laugh because of the mess Judea was in when he preached of the Coming Kingdom.

JESUS was never a CLOWN nor a JESTER.
BUT HE'S watching and smiling at the way we handle TINUBU SHETTIMA TICKET.

orisa37:
JESUS was never a CLOWN nor a JESTER.
BUT HE'S watching and smiling at the way we handle TINUBU SHETTIMA TICKET.

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Is he also watching and smiling that the Anglicans are allowing Gay Marriage in his Church?

Is he also watching and smiling that his people the Jews still don't believe in him after over 2,000 years?

Is he also watching and smiling about the buying and selling in his Church?

Is he also watching and smiling that his Church fragmentation continues with over 40,000 Sects and still counting?

So, Tinubu -Shettima is making Jesus watch and smile?

Lukuluku69.

Your Moniker scares me stiff.
LUKULUKU forced JESUS TO RESURRECT FAST TO HEAVEN.
LUKULUKU IS MY NATIVE LANGUAGE FOR TINUBU SHETTIMA.

orisa37:
Lukuluku69.

Your Moniker scares me stiff.
LUKULUKU forced JESUS TO RESURRECT FAST TO HEAVEN.
LUKULUKU IS MY NATIVE LANGUAGE FOR TINUBU SHETTIMA.

You are healed by his stripes!

IJN AMEN AMEN AND AMEN!!!

MaxInDHouse:


They never knew that being a human means all the characteristics of humans but in a perfect sense!

What are the indices of a "perfect sense"?

sonmvayina:

What are the indices of a "perfect sense"?

REINCARNATION!

MaxInDHouse:


REINCARNATION!

Olodo...

You thought no one will notice....

Seeker2014:
At least, no where in the Bible where it is written that Jesus laughed or smiled. Probably because heavenly race is a serious matter not to joke with.

Yeah. When He asked children to be brought to Him I could imagine Him wearing a very stern, scary frown or scowl, because that's the normal way one reacts while carrying children, I suppose? By the way, this heavenly race is so serious that using the loo, bathing and washing clothes are impediments on the way to making heaven. Since, em...it wasn't written in the Bible that Jesus did any of these.

AntiChristian:


Even in the wedding in Cana, he didn't smile for the camera!

So not once did he laughed?

But the church has been turned to a comedy centre where comedians thrive!

Even some pastors are comical! Mummy GO and Indaboski!

And Jesus wept!

One is actually safer around comedy centres. Can't say the same about terrorist cells.

sonmvayina:

Olodo...
You thought no one will notice....

Everyone knew you're senseless so there's no need cracking brains over your matter, all you need is a word and the next thing you'll say is :

"You're a dummy"

Seeker2014:
At least, no where in the Bible where it is written that Jesus laughed or smiled. Probably because heavenly race is a serious matter not to joke with.

Here:

1Sharon:


Here:

thrillionaire:
Jesus never pooped as well eh? Smh
Even God in heaven laughs.

He did. He took holy shits and they were very big.

MaxInDHouse:


Everyone knew you're senseless so there's no need cracking brains over your matter, all you need is a word and the next thing you'll say is :

"You're a dummy"

The truth is that most of you are just clinging to your indoctrination.

And also incapable of independent thought..

It is so sad..

sonmvayina:

The truth is that most of you are just clinging to your indoctrination. And also incapable of independent thought.. It is so sad..

What's the positive result of your independent thought!
The most hilarious thing about you is talking about TORAH and at the same time talking about INDEPENDENT THOUGHT.
How do you correlate both?