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Re: Jesus Never Laughed by thrillionaire(m): 6:18pm On Nov 28, 2022 |
1Sharon:Whatever. The point is that he too "shat" |
Re: Jesus Never Laughed by AntiChristian: 6:23pm On Nov 28, 2022 |
HedwigesMaduro: You're right! He has already killed everything killable in the old testament! Na comedy remain for new testament! It's his turn to be killed right, kiled by Himself? Lol. |
Re: Jesus Never Laughed by Nobody: 7:11pm On Nov 28, 2022 |
AntiChristian: Yeah. But your own thing has not stopped killing, or being killed for by you cretins that worship it from the Hadith (or whatever place you bums got your 72 virgins reward for bombing people out of Oblivion) even to the 21st century. |
Re: Jesus Never Laughed by AntiChristian: 9:25pm On Nov 28, 2022 |
HedwigesMaduro: Stop telling lies! Jesus and His papa never stop! Jesus Christ the same yesterday today and forever! Once a terrorist always a terrorist! |
Re: Jesus Never Laughed by Nobody: 10:18pm On Nov 28, 2022 |
AntiChristian: Seems you're confusing Christ with some deranged paedophile/sex maniac/highway bandit that got a "revelation" from some entity claiming to be Gabriel after being high on camel urine. |
Re: Jesus Never Laughed by AntiChristian: 6:37am On Nov 29, 2022 |
HedwigesMaduro: I think your Christ is worse! Prince of peace wey kill thousands, reserve thousands virgins for warriors, answers prayer to kill kids and even gave apostasy laws! It was when he was alone on earth he couldn't kill. Then he was killed by Himself! Isn't that foolish, stupid and idiotic? 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Jesus Never Laughed by Nobody: 6:35pm On Nov 29, 2022 |
AntiChristian: Awww sweet summer child. Don't add dyslexia to the myriads of problems you have. Now, get a kid in your neighbourhood to read the New Testament to you. Anytime he gets to where Christ ordered people to be killed, tell him to stop and send the reference to me. Watch that bomb strapped to your waist while he's reading pls. I know you want to please your god, but don't let it blow while the boy is reading (I don't recommend you calling a girl. You guys cannot be trusted around even 3 year old girls. It runs from the maniac you follow). |
Re: Jesus Never Laughed by sonmvayina(m): 8:27am On Nov 30, 2022 |
MaxInDHouse: Because I think it through first before posting.. Torah is about God's divine laws.. It is straight forward.. |
Re: Jesus Never Laughed by MaxInDHouse(m): 8:41am On Nov 30, 2022 |
sonmvayina: This is really simple. LAWS is about RESTRICTIONS so tell me how INDEPENDENT THOUGHT correlates with LAWS. Period! 1 Like |
Re: Jesus Never Laughed by sonmvayina(m): 8:48am On Nov 30, 2022 |
MaxInDHouse: Simple exactly.. Follow/obey the restrictions that was all that was required..if you understood anything you will appreciate why the laws where given. But you don't, that's why you fell for the scam of God impregnating another man's wife...and you can't figure out for what purpose... Obey the laws and stop believing absurdities. |
Re: Jesus Never Laughed by MaxInDHouse(m): 8:50am On Nov 30, 2022 |
sonmvayina: Ọmọ i can't fathom how the word "OBEY" goes along with "INDEPENDENT THOUGHT" Please can you expatiate further? 1 Like |
Re: Jesus Never Laughed by sonmvayina(m): 9:17am On Nov 30, 2022 |
MaxInDHouse: Read it again... This time slowly.. |
Re: Jesus Never Laughed by MaxInDHouse(m): 9:21am On Nov 30, 2022 |
Re: Jesus Never Laughed by Aemmyjah(m): 3:24pm On Dec 05, 2022 |
Somyvina You're a religious comedian Stop dribbling yourself |
Re: Jesus Never Laughed by MaxInDHouse(m): 3:45pm On Dec 05, 2022 |
Aemmyjah: My brother i tire for sonmvayina o! Thank God sey i go school! |
Re: Jesus Never Laughed by Aemmyjah(m): 3:50pm On Dec 05, 2022 |
MaxInDHouse: Good evening sire How's life, how's family and how are you doing personally? Everything in this country is just strange Jehovah's really helping us cope Only you, Janosky and cornelboy and seniorman I been seeing on the forum Are there others? 1 Like |
Re: Jesus Never Laughed by MaxInDHouse(m): 3:54pm On Dec 05, 2022 |
Aemmyjah: Janosky is baptized and Cornelboy is progressing, Seniorman is a new convert due to what he has seen so far on Nairaland. Most others have left after the COVID-19 lockdown is over, i guess they're following without commenting! 1 Like |
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