"This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I'd like to welcome you aboard British Airways flight 602 from New York to London. We are currently flying at a height of 35,000 feet midway across the Atlantic.

"If you look out of the windows on the starboard side of the aircraft, you will observe that both the starboard engines are on fire.

"If you look out of the windows on the port side, you will observe that the port wing has fallen off.

"If you look down towards the Atlantic ocean, you will see a little yellow life raft with three people in it waving at you.

"That's me your captain, the co-pilot, and one of the air stewardesses. This is a recorded message. Have a good flight!"

Yeeeepppppaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

ho ho ho ho ho ho ho, ho

Somebody, pls save me!

lf that was to happen to me l think l would die of shock!

:d

Hmmm

lol i love that, recorded msg

niiiiiiiiiiiiiicee

If na me,i go jump down ,sebi na water i no go wound abi?

Rich Dad:

If na me,i go jump down ,sebi na water i no go wound abi?

Wound ke? You no go wound o.
You go just go straight down to the bottom of the water. After some hours, you go come up again floating on the water. By that time, you should be having a chat with your long gone ancestors.

@ 35,000ft, u go don die b4 u reach the water sef

which kain ruff play be this!!!!

@post, tight joke, plus for the fact that u are a MAN U an, i love you already

**make folly no see this post sha**

but see wetin Man City do us today.

shame no catch u!!!

Even us go play draw with Liverpool

how shame go catch am, wen e be say na area fada for market

u sabi wetin u dey talk

My Brother, no be small thing Man City do us oh. I am still in shock

poor u

iteun i no think say u understand my post, read again and again b4 the lrd hit u again

aisha2:

My Brother, no be small thing Man City do us oh. I am still in shock

see , na here you come hide!!!!!!!!!!!

all my united fans were sweating it out yesterday, didn't believe what i saw myself, but this evening will tell whether i will jubilate or not.

GOONERS, GUNNERS,GONNERS FOR LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

anyhow i like i go spell am, its the pronunciation that matters.

henchmark:

see this chick, na here you come hide!!!!!!!!!!! i have been looking for you in the romance section.

all my united fans were sweating it out yesterday, didn't believe what i saw myself, but this evening will tell whether i will jubilate or not.

GOONERS, GUNNERS,GONNERS FOR LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

anyhow i like i go spell am, its the pronunciation that matters.

See me see local trouble oh, wetin make u dey find me sotay u reach romance section. Make my husband no catch you oh. I don reply u

clears throat nice joke there luv hw hav u been and who is dis henchmark?

folly69:

clears throat nice joke there love hw hav u been and who is this henchmark?

Hey Baby. i am fine, just miss u so much. I swear i dont know any henchmark or benchmark oh. You be the only one wey dey make my heart go po po di po di po

infact my head just dey swell whenever i c u on line hope u ain't 2 busy 4 YIM?

Ali and Simbi don come with their love again

and do u hav a problem with dat?

*smiles at lover*

@ituen
Na real ali & simbi

Never too busy for my love

meet me on fola2069@yahoo.com b waitin sweetie

@poster dat was a nice joke, dont worry abt man city na so dey hook united like dog weh see free bone
maybe na because we dey the same city with dem.
anyway let keep our fingers crossed miracle fit happen oh but we lost at home na wah oh.

@ituen leave folly and aisha alone jare me i dey gbadu they love life
na folly and ify figth make NDL try settle the fight is getting out of hand
@all pls do someting b4 its 2 late oh

na wetin concern blind man and NEPA lite