A teacher asks a class of students to stand up if there was anyone who thought they where an idiot slowly a boy raised to his feet the teacher laughed and asked Why do u consider yourself an idiot the boy replies i dont i just hate to see you standing all by yourself,
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MAN: Boy, wats ur dad's name?
BOY: His name is LAUGHING.
MAN: And ur mother's name?
BOY: SMILING.
MAN: You must b kidding?
, BOY: No, that's my brother , I'm JOKING!!!!:
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What is a girl friend?
Addition of problems, subtraction of money, multiplication of enemies & division of friends.
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Daughter: Im In Love With Neighbour,
So I'm Running Away With Him

, Dad: Thx Dear

U Save My Money & Time

Daughter: Dad Im Reading Dis Letter Left by mum.

Student: teacher!!
Teacher: yes!
Student: can I ask u something
Teacher: yes go on
Student: will u punish Me if I don't do anything at all
Teacher: of course not
Student: good, I didn't do my homework

Wife asked her husband to describe her
husband said u are, "A B C D E F G H I J"
wife asked, "what does dat mean?"
he said,"Adorable Beautiful Cute Delightful Elegant Fairy Gorgeous
she says wow dats so lovely,"what about "I J K"
He said," I'm Just Kidding,

little girl came home from school and said to her mother, "Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do."
The mother exclaimed, "But that's terrible! I'm going to have a talk with your teacher about this , by the way, what was it that you didn't do?"

The little girl replied, "My homework,

Ultimate reply on cellphone: >
Girl: "i got new Boyfrnd
he is smarter, intelligent and hotter than you,
so give me my photo back, "

Boy sent 47 Girlfrnd's photo's and said:

"i forgotten ur face Darling
so plz select ur photo yourself and send back d remaining. ."

Dad: I want u 2 marry a girl of
my choice.
Son: No
Dad: The girl is Bill Gates' daughter.
Son: Then ok
, Dad goes 2 Bill Gates
Dad: I want ur daughter 2 marry my son.
Bill Gates: No
Dad: My son is d CEO of the World Bank.
Bill Gates: Then ok
Dad goes 2 the President of the World Bank,
Dad: Apoint my son as the CEO of ur bank.
President: No!
Dad: He is the son-in-law of Bill Gates.
President: Then ok!
This is BUSINESS

A Boy Was Driving A Car,
A Girl Was Trying To Overtake Him Rashly.
Boy: “Hey…Buffa lo!”
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Girl Shouts Back: “You Pig, Donkey, Stupid!”
, Then She had Accidents And Hits The Buffalo Crossing The Road.

Moral: Girls Never Understand What Boys Say

Cool collection of jokes. I love 'em, although I already knew some of 'em.

Q: Why doesn't the christian law permit a man to marry a second woman?

A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence

^ tell that to the ostrichs