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Read And Thank Me Later by Sirwhitenm: 12:23pm On Dec 11, 2022
Dear boys...
Once you and her are alone in your room and she is telling you a story..
Behave like u slept off and when she notice she keeps quiet �and perhaps angry�let her call your name to confirm you are sleeping �� by now she is angry and she will face the other side of the bed if she wants to sleep��
Oya naw Open your eyes small small ��� make sure she is not watching
Sneakingly move to her back , don't make a sound. Suddenly Wrap your arms around her�
She will be a bit frightened at first� because she thought u have slept off �now kiss her on her neck �to increase her heart beat speed to 90�then naw whisper I love u in her ears�.. (aww by now she is already turned on�) now as she is turning to look at you ....

Immediately kiss the werey��� and the thing will take over from there ☺️��

don't forget to have condom near your bed oh

Because dis same advice change brother emeka to papa adamu��

T for tenks☺️�
Re: Read And Thank Me Later by adeniyi65(m): 4:20pm On Dec 13, 2022
Sirwhitenm:
Dear boys...
Once you and her are alone in your room and she is telling you a story..
Behave like u slept off and when she notice she keeps quiet �and perhaps angry�let her call your name to confirm you are sleeping �� by now she is angry and she will face the other side of the bed if she wants to sleep��
Oya naw Open your eyes small small ��� make sure she is not watching
Sneakingly move to her back , don't make a sound. Suddenly Wrap your arms around her�
She will be a bit frightened at first� because she thought u have slept off �now kiss her on her neck �to increase her heart beat speed to 90�then naw whisper I love u in her ears�.. (aww by now she is already turned on�) now as she is turning to look at you ....

Immediately kiss the werey��� and the thing will take over from there ☺️��

don't forget to have condom near your bed oh

Because dis same advice change brother emeka to papa adamu��

T for tenks☺️�
grin grin nah brother Emeka lose guide.

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