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A Thorough Analysis Of Jesus' Gains by PAGAN9JA(m): 3:41pm On Sep 02, 2011
There is one question that haunts many of us who have directly/indirectly suferred at the[i] holy [/i] hands of jesus. why did he do this what was his primary objective or in other words WHAT WAS HIS GAIN>>

let us jot them down in points, so they can be carefully anallysed later:

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[li]one of the primary reasons must have been wealth. remember, jesus was born in a family of poor carpenters. he must have noticed the hardships he sufferred and the constant cribings of his mother like for example, not having enough fodder to feed the goats, etc.[/li]
[li]the next reason must have been fame, a sense driven by ambition. he was a nobody at one point and he wanted that fame and attention. he might have been  bit attention seeking in his younger days and this must have always been at the back of his mind. also this was eternal fame and its no small matter.[/li]
[li]after wealth and fortune,it is always the women. lowly men who cant cotrol their feelings and are driven by temptation are as good as diseased.  he got the women he wanted in the form of one such Mary Magdalene, whos past was in the business of prostituion, or so it is said. fame always attracts admirers and half the admirers are usually women. also remember that in the early days of christianity, christian preachers in order to lure the poor illiterate heathens, used to resort to any means in order to gain their converts. one such way was by having loose women in their caravan who ofered their services in exchange fof the baptism. christianity in its early days, spread through the villages, since the Royals and aristocrats deemed christianity as a drunkards faith as compared to their glorious helenistic religions. the only use they had for christians was to throw them to the lions.[/li]
[li]then comes the future of his descendants. he realised that he could not live longer than the lifespan of any other fellow human, so he decided to ensure that his descendants lived well. his descendants soon went on to become the future Kings and rulers of Europe by starting the Merovingian line. all on the name of the deeds done by their father.[/li]
[li]next comes his own inner evil. by meddling with the natural order of things and by converting the heathens of the world and by stalling progress in all spheres, be it science, philosophy, astronomy , religion, etc he must have felt a sense of inner happiness, that all this destruction was taking place in his name.[/li]
[li]now comes politics. he as a Jew didnt like the Pagan Romans who were foreigners ruling his land. he thought that he could stir a rebellion against them. the are around present-day Israel, has always been violent, while the rest of the world was peaceful. even noew that area is violent. the Jews were always rebelling against the Romans. jesus probably thought that he could drive the Romans out and declare himself King on the basis of some false lineage from King Solomon and David.[/li]
[li]finally, he might have been destinied by the Gods to do what he did. yes , dont be surprised. it has always been noticed in Pagan religions or the true religions, that there are time when the Gods do materialistic things. they have the potential to be a bit evil at times because God cannot be completely good. its just not possible since there have to be opposing forces. now the Gods created us and they probably want to test their creations. by introducing some of their evil creations who try to create hurdles for us, the Gods want to see whether their creations are able to stand up for themselves. therefore, it is our duty to our creator, to show the Gods, that we are worthy of being created. to do so, we must always tread on the right path, be it good or bad, and abstain from the temptations of the evil forces. however, remember, that it is not possible to entirely do away with evil since there can be no good without evil. all we can do is to increase the lvl of good and decrease the lvl of evil. but we CANT do away with it.[/li]
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WHY DID YOU DISPLEASE US!
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Re: A Thorough Analysis Of Jesus' Gains by PAGAN9JA(m): 10:51pm On Sep 03, 2011
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Re: A Thorough Analysis Of Jesus' Gains by Nobody: 10:56pm On Sep 03, 2011
have u reported the matter to ur god?
Re: A Thorough Analysis Of Jesus' Gains by PAGAN9JA(m): 11:00pm On Sep 03, 2011
my God himself created this problem. he is testing us to our limits.

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