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Wedding by busybody20: 4:36pm On Sep 02, 2011
Be careful who prints your wedding programme! A printer was asked to put 1st John 4:18 on a wedding programme but he made a mistake. Instead he printed John 4:18.

1st John 4:18 says: “There is no fear in love; but perfect love casts out fear: because fear has torment. He that fears is not made perfect in love”

John 4:18 reads : “For you have had five husbands; and he whom you now have is not your husband”, ROTFLMAO
Re: Wedding by Nobody: 8:30am On Sep 03, 2011
ROTFLMAO! Classy Joke grin
Re: Wedding by StudioCFR(m): 8:54am On Sep 03, 2011
so u now go to the bible to pick joke ehn POSTER?

BUSSYBODY u be real Desperado undecided

*Pretend as if i didnt see the thread and EXITS Quietly*
Re: Wedding by ARareGem(f): 1:57pm On Sep 03, 2011
@ Busybody

I sure as heaven, would be careful! shocked shocked shocked
Re: Wedding by busybody20: 3:52pm On Sep 03, 2011
El Guapo:

ROTFLMAO! Classy Joke grin

thanks



Studio CFR:

so u now go to the bible to pick joke ehn POSTER?

BUSSYBODY u be real Desperado   undecided

*Pretend as if i didnt see the thread and EXITS Quietly*




na so we c am o, joke don finish so na to dey quote bible remain. yeye

studio, d hater  tongue  grin



ARareGem:

@ Busybody

I sure as heaven, would be careful! shocked shocked shocked


  grin
Re: Wedding by mikuz(m): 11:35am On Sep 04, 2011
Lol! Nice joke!
Re: Wedding by bright007(f): 12:09pm On Sep 04, 2011
*as dry as battery cells*
Re: Wedding by StudioCFR(m): 12:44pm On Sep 04, 2011
busybody20:



na so we c am o, joke don finish so na to dey quote bible remain. yeye

studio, d hater  tongue  grin

grin

happy sunday to u babes
how are u ?
May the peace of the lord be with. . . *Can somebody say amen* angry
Re: Wedding by chumakk: 12:54pm On Sep 04, 2011
^*refuse to say anything* angry
Re: Wedding by busybody20: 1:07pm On Sep 04, 2011
heehehe studio don turn pastor? shocked na to collect tithe n offerin moni remain grin
Re: Wedding by StudioCFR(m): 1:27pm On Sep 04, 2011
i just dey come back from church and im still in the spirit right now

and about the tithe u mentioned. . Hhmm, i for like to put chumakk in charge . . But i not fit risk am cuz he's Ibo
u know how dis Ibo boiz behave when dey see money now tongue tongue

Everything is business to Ibo people
Re: Wedding by busybody20: 1:29pm On Sep 04, 2011
lol
Re: Wedding by StudioCFR(m): 1:41pm On Sep 04, 2011
yes now grin
Re: Wedding by mikuz(m): 3:48pm On Sep 04, 2011
*Enemies must die*
Re: Wedding by StudioCFR(m): 3:56pm On Sep 04, 2011
dem snatch your babe undecided undecided
Re: Wedding by mikerob116(m): 2:54pm On Sep 05, 2011
Very lovely & provoking joke!

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