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Toba Needs A Lady<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< And Fast! by Nobody: 4:52pm On Sep 02, 2011
Pls help put Toba Outta his Quantum & Incomprehensible MISERY! grin How the HELL would someone be outta a relationship for 7 YEARS? shocked shocked shocked I agree that he may have lost some useful toasting skills! grin grin grin But hey! I'm here to help him! Seems he just cant take the initiative! Personally i'm tired of his faces on NL all the TIME! angry E.g: sad embarassed cry ! Help a BROTHER! He is seriously falling my hand! Ladies plsssssssss! I'm BEGGING y'all! I'm on my knees sef! grin grin grin Seriously! angry

Interested Ladies should not be SHY to apply! wink wink That's why i posted this in the DATING & MEET UP ZONE! wink wink Let's put HYPOCRISY aside or once abeg! wink wink wink

Toba THANK ME later! cheesy cheesy cheesy

@ALL KEEP IT REAL!!! angry
Re: Toba Needs A Lady<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< And Fast! by iyatrustee(f): 4:57pm On Sep 02, 2011
like seriously, do you believe toba's tale of being out of a relationship since 2004? grin grin grin grin
Re: Toba Needs A Lady<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< And Fast! by dave2(m): 5:02pm On Sep 02, 2011
He surely needs a serious babe.
Ladies, please, apply cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Toba Needs A Lady<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< And Fast! by Nobody: 5:07pm On Sep 02, 2011
buhaaaaaahhhaaaaaaa thank you so much my friend. Let them start applying.

Pls this thread must be on the homepage kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
Re: Toba Needs A Lady<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< And Fast! by dave2(m): 5:14pm On Sep 02, 2011
I think Iya has technically applied, being the first to contribute cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Toba Needs A Lady<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< And Fast! by iyatrustee(f): 5:18pm On Sep 02, 2011
why would i when i know its all made up lipsrsealed lipsrsealed? between me and toba, there is a lil secret tongue tongue tongue
Re: Toba Needs A Lady<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< And Fast! by Nobody: 5:21pm On Sep 02, 2011
dave2:

I think Iya has technically applied, being the first to contribute cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

Of course iya loves me so bad tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue
Re: Toba Needs A Lady<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< And Fast! by Nobody: 5:22pm On Sep 02, 2011
iyatrustee:

why would i when i know its all made up lipsrsealed lipsrsealed? between me and toba, there is a lil secret tongue tongue tongue

Iya do u hate me?
Re: Toba Needs A Lady<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< And Fast! by iyatrustee(f): 5:23pm On Sep 02, 2011
toba:

Iya do u hate me?

toba:

Of course iya loves me so bad tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue


you speak from two sides of your mouth as usual grin grin grin
Re: Toba Needs A Lady<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< And Fast! by dave2(m): 5:24pm On Sep 02, 2011
Iya, talk truth jare. U love Toba cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Toba Needs A Lady<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< And Fast! by Nobody: 5:27pm On Sep 02, 2011
iyatrustee:


you speak from two sides of your mouth as usual grin grin grin


how? shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
Re: Toba Needs A Lady<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< And Fast! by iyatrustee(f): 5:28pm On Sep 02, 2011
like 33,26, 28? tongue
Re: Toba Needs A Lady<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< And Fast! by Nobody: 5:30pm On Sep 02, 2011
Iya no spoil market Abeg tongue tongue
Re: Toba Needs A Lady<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< And Fast! by iyatrustee(f): 5:31pm On Sep 02, 2011
so you better behave yourself and watch what you say to me on this thread! tongue
Re: Toba Needs A Lady<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< And Fast! by dave2(m): 5:34pm On Sep 02, 2011
Iya, why not take a walk off this place?
U are not applying, so chill out gal angry angry angry angry angry
Re: Toba Needs A Lady<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< And Fast! by Nobody: 5:35pm On Sep 02, 2011
Ok iya so help me do the screening once the application starts rolling in. Dave would be the secretary
Re: Toba Needs A Lady<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< And Fast! by Nobody: 5:36pm On Sep 02, 2011
dave2:

Iya, why not take a walk off this place?
U are not applying, so chill out gal angry angry angry angry angry

Na wa. Nobody don apply since embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed sad sad sad sad
Re: Toba Needs A Lady<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< And Fast! by iyatrustee(f): 5:37pm On Sep 02, 2011
^^^^ becos no one wants a 40yr old fajin!
Re: Toba Needs A Lady<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< And Fast! by dave2(m): 5:38pm On Sep 02, 2011
Nope, i will be chairman of screening committee grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Toba Needs A Lady<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< And Fast! by dave2(m): 5:39pm On Sep 02, 2011
Nobody will apply with Iya here embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed
Ladies are scared of her angry angry angry angry angry
Re: Toba Needs A Lady<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< And Fast! by iyatrustee(f): 5:40pm On Sep 02, 2011
dave2:

Nobody will apply with Iya here embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed
Ladies are scared of her angry angry angry angry angry

ok i outta here cry cry cry cry
Re: Toba Needs A Lady<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< And Fast! by Nobody: 5:41pm On Sep 02, 2011
Iya no spoil market naaaaaaaa. abeg let serious people see me. Abi u wan doooo me?
Re: Toba Needs A Lady<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< And Fast! by iyatrustee(f): 5:42pm On Sep 02, 2011
toba:

Iya no spoil market naaaaaaaa. abeg let serious people see me. Abi u wan[b] doooo[/b] me?

you sabi do? mtchew! sad
Re: Toba Needs A Lady<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< And Fast! by Nobody: 5:44pm On Sep 02, 2011
I go try with u and Dave beside me grin grin grin cool cool
Re: Toba Needs A Lady<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< And Fast! by annawhite(f): 5:45pm On Sep 02, 2011
no 33 get rich junction
                                                                                          behind mama T BAR



DEAR TOBA
                  I WILL LIKE TO APPLY FOR THE POST OF YOUR GIRLFRIEND,IM VERY SURE I CAN GIRLFIRND YOU VERY VERY WELL grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin,LISTED BELOW ARE MY SPECIAL QUALITIES
1.I CAN KICK BALLS
2.I CAN FINISH 24 BOTTLES OF BEER grin grin grin grin WITHOUT STAGGERING tongue tongue
3.I CAN SLAUGHTER A LIVE COW BY MYSELF tongue tongue tongue
WELL THE LIST IS ENDLESS,JUST GIVE ME A CHANCE TO GIRLFIREND YOU grin grin grin
Re: Toba Needs A Lady<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< And Fast! by iyatrustee(f): 5:46pm On Sep 02, 2011
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
Re: Toba Needs A Lady<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< And Fast! by annawhite(f): 5:48pm On Sep 02, 2011
iyatrustee:

shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
DIS FAJIN NEEDS A STRONG WOMAN NA grin
Re: Toba Needs A Lady<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< And Fast! by Nobody: 5:49pm On Sep 02, 2011
annawhite:

no 33 get rich junction
behind mama T BAR



DEAR TOBA
I WILL LIKE TO APPLY FOR THE POST OF YOUR GIRLFRIEND,IM VERY SURE I CAN GIRLFIRND YOU VERY VERY WELL grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin,LISTED BELOW ARE MY SPECIAL QUALITIES
1.I CAN KICK BALLS
2.I CAN FINISH 24 BOTTLES OF BEER grin grin grin grin WITHOUT STAGGERING tongue tongue
3.I CAN SLAUGHTER A LIVE COW BY MYSELF tongue tongue tongue
WELL THE LIST IS ENDLESS,JUST GIVE ME A CHANCE TO GIRLFIREND YOU grin grin grin

Wow. This ur CV is so tempting. Can u dis virgin a virgin?
Re: Toba Needs A Lady<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< And Fast! by annawhite(f): 5:52pm On Sep 02, 2011
toba:

Wow. This your CV is so tempting. Can u dis virgin a virgin?

yes na
ask dave how much it will cost per session,i charge per twisting of lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
ask dave grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Toba Needs A Lady<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< And Fast! by Nobody: 5:54pm On Sep 02, 2011
Will he allow me to have u all to my self or are u no longer together? shocked shocked shocked shocked
Re: Toba Needs A Lady<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< And Fast! by hadg33(m): 5:57pm On Sep 02, 2011
iyatrustee:

^^^^ becos no one wants a 40yr old fajin!


lol,dats gangsta
annawhite:

                                                                                          no 33 get rich junction
                                                                                          behind mama T BAR



DEAR TOBA
                  I WILL LIKE TO APPLY FOR THE POST OF YOUR GIRLFRIEND,IM VERY SURE I CAN GIRLFIRND YOU VERY VERY WELL grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin,LISTED BELOW ARE MY SPECIAL QUALITIES
1.I CAN KICK BALLS
2.I CAN FINISH 24 BOTTLES OF BEER grin grin grin grin WITHOUT STAGGERING tongue tongue
3.I CAN SLAUGHTER A LIVE COW BY MYSELF tongue tongue tongue
WELL THE LIST IS ENDLESS,JUST GIVE ME A CHANCE TO GIRLFIREND YOU grin grin grin



lol, u are qualified to be toba's GF
Re: Toba Needs A Lady<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< And Fast! by koolkamzzy(m): 6:08pm On Sep 02, 2011
TOBA the SMH master, looking for babe? shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked SMH for him o.

BTW sexskillz, have u introduced him to DYT?

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