Na to upgrade the cry

Moneyboyz:
Found this on twitter and couldn't stop laughing.

Lol... the real crying begins.

Na to shout and start looking 4 d fone

Scatter the funeral, person way die dan die

na to waka jejeli comot there na, if u waste any more time there na u dem go carry join

NA TO SET FIRE TO THE DEAD BODY OOOO CAUSE WHAT IN THE NAME OF GAZELLE GAGARAGA IS THAT

What if your iphone (worthy 700k) drops into tomb during burial. and you discovered this after they've covered the tomb.

Moneyboyz:
Found this on twitter and couldn't stop laughing.

I ll cry more till someone buy me new phone or gimme the money.
I came to mourn the dead not my phone!

lavylilly:
A NOTE TO YOUNG MEN.

This content is not for everyone.

Firstly, I'm directing this content to young men who are not married and trying to figure out their lives.

Secondly, I am directing this content to those young men who would agree that they need to hear this.

One way to distract yourself from fixing your life and falling into distractions is by falling in love easily.

A guy that hasn't found himself in life but easily falls in love with women is probably a danger to himself.

It pains me when I see young men who have not defined their lives getting themselves entangled in a love relationship.

You are struggling like hell, nothing productive you are doing but you're busy dating ladies up and down.

Where is the energy?

Like I said, this content is not for everyone.

I am speaking directly to my male gender.

Dear brother...

Leave women alone and go figure out your life.

I am not saying "you must be rich first."

No. No. No.

But you must at least have some direction or focus for your life before you start adding women into it.

Stop carrying someone's daughter and adding to your confusion. Take a break and go fix you, first.

One of the most distracting activities for any man that is fledgling is falling in love with women easily.

Love is emotionally demanding.

When a man falls in love, the lady becomes his distractions. For example, my wife is my distraction.

But because I operate from the place of solidity, I can accommodate the distraction and love her well.

Ladies, don't get angry here.

This is not about you. This is about speaking hard truths to my fellow brothers to save themselves first.

When my life was a big mess, one tough decision I made was to suspend any form of love relationship.

I didn't date any lady for close to 5 years because I needed to concentrate all my energy on fixing me.

So by the time my wife came, she met a focused man.

She met a man that she could trust to lead her because she could tell he was already leading himself.

Listen guys, you might not agree with me.

That's fine.

Don't copy me but reflect on the principle here.

Yes, I know that there are guys who lack direction for their lives and a lady comes and gives them direction.

����

But those guys are mostly seen in Nollywood movies.

In real life, they are few and far between.

So listen...

You have a better chance of fixing your life first and falling in love, than waiting for a lady to come fix it for you.

Oboy, focus on yourself and leave us alone

Na so one yeye redpiller wey dey tell us rubbish go dey America dey flex with hin wife.
Na person expose am. The next day hin deactivate hin account.
Love and life na two ways : good or bad.
I have seen niggaz girls gave focus in life.

LOL... . . .
. In that case we bury 2 bodies in 1 hole. Don't wanna fill the morgue do we

Increase cry to gear five…

There are thieves everywhere as such always be on your guard wherever you may find yourself.

Wotoporiously speaking

This is time to know if you cried for real or you was faking it at someone's funeral just to be given rice

Premium tears

You went to a burial of your neighbour. But you discovered after the grave had been covered that your iphone of 700k has fell into the grave.
what'll you do?

*in potable voice* olopa ma ko everybody

Moneyboyz:
Found this on twitter and couldn't stop laughing.

I will increase the volume of crying

Moneyboyz:
Found this on twitter and couldn't stop laughing.

Get in touch with shatta wale

Na to cry more o!

ibkayee:
I don’t get it

Lol.. Police will come and arrest everybody.

In portables voice, *Wahala wahala wahala*

Gwan2:
Logically, I go think where I been enter...I go come use somebody phone to call my number,,,Now two things are involved

Is either the phone rings or is switched off.....if the phone rings, is safe ....if is switched off......two things are involved

Is either na me mistakenly sit down on the phone wey make am off before I misplaced it or somebody don help me switch am off......If na me switch am off, is safe.....If na somebody help me switch am off.....two things are involved

Is either the person still dey the funeral ground, or the person don change location

If the person still dey the funeral ground, the phone is still safe, if the person don change location.....two things are involved

Is either the person don reach him house with the phone or he don go computer village with the phone

if he go house with the phone,, the phone is safe.....if na computer village....two things are involved

USE YOUR HEAD FINISH AM

.. I remember basket mouth dat year

Gwan2:
Logically, I go think where I been enter...I go come use somebody phone to call my number,,,Now two things are involved

Is either the phone rings or is switched off.....if the phone rings, is safe ....if is switched off......two things are involved

Is either na me mistakenly sit down on the phone wey make am off before I misplaced it or somebody don help me switch am off......If na me switch am off, is safe.....If na somebody help me switch am off.....two things are involved

Is either the person still dey the funeral ground, or the person don change location

If the person still dey the funeral ground, the phone is still safe, if the person don change location.....two things are involved

Is either the person don reach him house with the phone or he don go computer village with the phone

if he go house with the phone,, the phone is safe.....if na computer village....two things are involved

USE YOUR HEAD FINISH AM

Hehe, Otilo.

obedience4:
The tears becomes real

So it’s a fake tears all this while at the funeral

psucc:

But first may God forbid the kind of funeral that will drop tears from our eyes in Jesus name Amen

na prayer be this so... it's normal to shed some tears at funerals.
funny how u got 50+ likes for the post .
Naija sef na cruise nation

My cry go raise the dead

Mr two things, you bad o. You are just making me laugh without concluding your two things.

Gwan2:
Logically, I go think where I been enter...I go come use somebody phone to call my number,,,Now two things are involved

Is either the phone rings or is switched off.....if the phone rings, is safe ....if is switched off......two things are involved

Is either na me mistakenly sit down on the phone wey make am off before I misplaced it or somebody don help me switch am off......If na me switch am off, is safe.....If na somebody help me switch am off.....two things are involved

Is either the person still dey the funeral ground, or the person don change location

If the person still dey the funeral ground, the phone is still safe, if the person don change location.....two things are involved

Is either the person don reach him house with the phone or he don go computer village with the phone

if he go house with the phone,, the phone is safe.....if na computer village....two things are involved

USE YOUR HEAD FINISH AM

What will make me cry at a funeral in the first instance. The person died before the funeral, so I would have known before then depending on how close I am to the person. I have never lost a close family for me to know how it feels Sha.

Na to enter second gear for cry. What else again?

Nairaland with these brain-dead topics. I swear, this forum is finished.

May you live long.

lavylilly:
A NOTE TO YOUNG MEN.

This content is not for everyone.

Firstly, I'm directing this content to young men who are not married and trying to figure out their lives.

Secondly, I am directing this content to those young men who would agree that they need to hear this.

One way to distract yourself from fixing your life and falling into distractions is by falling in love easily.

A guy that hasn't found himself in life but easily falls in love with women is probably a danger to himself.

It pains me when I see young men who have not defined their lives getting themselves entangled in a love relationship.

You are struggling like hell, nothing productive you are doing but you're busy dating ladies up and down.

Where is the energy?

Like I said, this content is not for everyone.

I am speaking directly to my male gender.

Dear brother...

Leave women alone and go figure out your life.

I am not saying "you must be rich first."

No. No. No.

But you must at least have some direction or focus for your life before you start adding women into it.

Stop carrying someone's daughter and adding to your confusion. Take a break and go fix you, first.

One of the most distracting activities for any man that is fledgling is falling in love with women easily.

Love is emotionally demanding.

When a man falls in love, the lady becomes his distractions. For example, my wife is my distraction.

But because I operate from the place of solidity, I can accommodate the distraction and love her well.

Ladies, don't get angry here.

This is not about you. This is about speaking hard truths to my fellow brothers to save themselves first.

When my life was a big mess, one tough decision I made was to suspend any form of love relationship.

I didn't date any lady for close to 5 years because I needed to concentrate all my energy on fixing me.

So by the time my wife came, she met a focused man.

She met a man that she could trust to lead her because she could tell he was already leading himself.

Listen guys, you might not agree with me.

That's fine.

Don't copy me but reflect on the principle here.

Yes, I know that there are guys who lack direction for their lives and a lady comes and gives them direction.

����

But those guys are mostly seen in Nollywood movies.

In real life, they are few and far between.

So listen...

You have a better chance of fixing your life first and falling in love, than waiting for a lady to come fix it for you.

You're wise

lavylilly:
A NOTE TO YOUNG MEN.

This content is not for everyone.

Firstly, I'm directing this content to young men who are not married and trying to figure out their lives.

Secondly, I am directing this content to those young men who would agree that they need to hear this.

One way to distract yourself from fixing your life and falling into distractions is by falling in love easily.

A guy that hasn't found himself in life but easily falls in love with women is probably a danger to himself.

It pains me when I see young men who have not defined their lives getting themselves entangled in a love relationship.

You are struggling like hell, nothing productive you are doing but you're busy dating ladies up and down.

Where is the energy?

Like I said, this content is not for everyone.

I am speaking directly to my male gender.

Dear brother...

Leave women alone and go figure out your life.

I am not saying "you must be rich first."

No. No. No.

But you must at least have some direction or focus for your life before you start adding women into it.

Stop carrying someone's daughter and adding to your confusion. Take a break and go fix you, first.

One of the most distracting activities for any man that is fledgling is falling in love with women easily.

Love is emotionally demanding.

When a man falls in love, the lady becomes his distractions. For example, my wife is my distraction.

But because I operate from the place of solidity, I can accommodate the distraction and love her well.

Ladies, don't get angry here.

This is not about you. This is about speaking hard truths to my fellow brothers to save themselves first.

When my life was a big mess, one tough decision I made was to suspend any form of love relationship.

I didn't date any lady for close to 5 years because I needed to concentrate all my energy on fixing me.

So by the time my wife came, she met a focused man.

She met a man that she could trust to lead her because she could tell he was already leading himself.

Listen guys, you might not agree with me.

That's fine.

Don't copy me but reflect on the principle here.

Yes, I know that there are guys who lack direction for their lives and a lady comes and gives them direction.

����

But those guys are mostly seen in Nollywood movies.

In real life, they are few and far between.

So listen...

You have a better chance of fixing your life first and falling in love, than waiting for a lady to come fix it for you.

Risingblue008:

This one just reminds me of
Meek mill phone matter for Ghana

If na me,
Hmmmm
Na lie ooo
That phone must come out
Or
I'll go with someone's else phone,
Make d equation balance

What if you were caught

Moneyboyz:
Found this on twitter and couldn't stop laughing.

Jump into the grave nah