psucc:
Shutdown crying and intense search for phone begins.

But first may God forbid the kind of funeral that will drop tears from our eyes in Jesus name Amen

Think9ja:
Stupid, dry joke

Risingblue008:

This one just reminds me of
Meek mill phone matter for Ghana

If na me,
Hmmmm
Na lie ooo
That phone must come out
Or
I'll go with someone's else phone,
Make d equation balance

Moneyboyz:
Found this on twitter and couldn't stop laughing.

Father4all:
Me I will start shouting oo. They must produce my phone

Risingblue008:

This one just reminds me of
Meek mill phone matter for Ghana

If na me,
Hmmmm
Na lie ooo
That phone must come out
Or
I'll go with someone's else phone,
Make d equation balance

Moneyboyz:
Found this on twitter and couldn't stop laughing.

Gwan2:
Logically, I go think where I been enter...I go come use somebody phone to call my number,,,Now two things are involved

Is either the phone rings or is switched off.....if the phone rings, is safe ....if is switched off......two things are involved

Is either na me mistakenly sit down on the phone wey make am off before I misplaced it or somebody don help me switch am off......If na me switch am off, is safe.....If na somebody help me switch am off.....two things are involved

Is either the person still dey the funeral ground, or the person don change location

If the person still dey the funeral ground, the phone is still safe, if the person don change location.....two things are involved

Is either the person don reach him house with the phone or he don go computer village with the phone

if he go house with the phone,, the phone is safe.....if na computer village....two things are involved

USE YOUR HEAD FINISH AM

obedience4:
The tears becomes real

id4sho:
Na to carry the corpse go