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Tinubu Bought Me The First Condom I Used by Journalistonwhe: 9:27pm On Jan 12, 2023

Since it is a testimony time. Let me also chip in my own. Tinubu bought me the first condom which is used to dis virgin my first girl friend in Lagos.

Dear obedients don't be deterred by what the urchins are posting online. They are just crop of few individuals cramped inside a room and paid a peanut to dish out propagandas and character assassination of our candidate the incoming president of Nigeria.

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Re: Tinubu Bought Me The First Condom I Used by Vulturereloaded: 9:28pm On Jan 12, 2023

The first time i used sugar to drink Garri, it was Tinubu that gave me the sugar. grin

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Re: Tinubu Bought Me The First Condom I Used by Abudat(m): 9:30pm On Jan 12, 2023

Tinubu bought me the spare tyre am using right now

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Re: Tinubu Bought Me The First Condom I Used by ElSudani: 9:36pm On Jan 12, 2023

He is gearing up to deliver your first crushing defeat under the Labourers party too.

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Re: Tinubu Bought Me The First Condom I Used by habsydiamond(m): 9:38pm On Jan 12, 2023

Everybody coming out with different testimonies just to cash out... fear people when election is at the corner.

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Re: Tinubu Bought Me The First Condom I Used by Nobody: 9:40pm On Jan 12, 2023

Journalistonwhe:
Since it is a testimony time. Let me also chip in my own. Tinubu bought me the first condom which is used to dis virgin my first girl friend in Lagos.

Dear obedients don't be deterred by what the urchins are posting online. They are just crop of few individuals cramped inside a room and paid a peanut to dish out propagandas and character assassination of our candidate the incoming president of Nigeria.

He will give you more condoms after his defeat

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Re: Tinubu Bought Me The First Condom I Used by KingOfBoyz1(m): 9:41pm On Jan 12, 2023

When konji catch me.. Tinubu gave me his wife for one night.. I must vote for him cheesy

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Re: Tinubu Bought Me The First Condom I Used by AdaojoTheUrchin: 9:42pm On Jan 12, 2023

When my tire burst on third mainland bridge in 1903, tinubu stopped and helped me to change the tire. He also begged the agberoes there not to extort me. grin

Oh what a loving man. God bless him, but I am voting Peter Obi. grin

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Re: Tinubu Bought Me The First Condom I Used by yarimo(m): 10:01pm On Jan 12, 2023

Journalistonwhe:
Since it is a testimony time. Let me also chip in my own. Tinubu bought me the first condom which is used to dis virgin my first girl friend in Lagos.

Dear obedients don't be deterred by what the urchins are posting online. They are just crop of few individuals cramped inside a room and paid a peanut to dish out propagandas and character assassination of our candidate the incoming president of Nigeria.

Which one are you

Re: Tinubu Bought Me The First Condom I Used by markfem2: 10:12pm On Jan 12, 2023

AdaojoTheUrchin:
When my tire burst on third mainland bridge tinubu stopped and helped me to change the tire. He also begged the agberoes there not to extort me.

Oh what a loving man. God bless him, but I am voting Peter Obi.

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Re: Tinubu Bought Me The First Condom I Used by Mystic216: 10:13pm On Jan 12, 2023

He bought me the hand glove I used to f!nga Folake

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Re: Tinubu Bought Me The First Condom I Used by Fibonacci88: 10:17pm On Jan 12, 2023

Tinubu bought me my first mama put. I was hungry on that fateful day after trekking from ogba to Alausa. He saw me and told me to eat at iya basira place that he will pay. I am very grateful I could have died of hunger that day. None the less I will vote Obi.

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Re: Tinubu Bought Me The First Condom I Used by Nobody: 10:19pm On Jan 12, 2023

KingOfBoyz1:
When konji catch me.. Tinubu gave me his wife for one night.. I must vote for him

Mad man

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Re: Tinubu Bought Me The First Condom I Used by Flora2Sweet: 10:22pm On Jan 12, 2023

When I had no light, Tinubu fan me till morning

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Re: Tinubu Bought Me The First Condom I Used by christejames(m): 11:06pm On Jan 12, 2023

Re: Tinubu Bought Me The First Condom I Used by LesbianBoy(m): 11:08pm On Jan 12, 2023

The yoruba girl that have nyansh I fvcked that year

It was tinubu that undressed her for me. Tinubu a good man! No now, since we all want to be mad angry

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Re: Tinubu Bought Me The First Condom I Used by LesbianBoy(m): 11:11pm On Jan 12, 2023

Vulturereloaded:
The first time i used sugar to drink Garri, it was Tinubu that gave me the sugar.

The werey no even add milk. grin

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Re: Tinubu Bought Me The First Condom I Used by Isobug: 11:24pm On Jan 12, 2023

Journalistonwhe:
Since it is a testimony time. Let me also chip in my own. Tinubu bought me the first condom which is used to dis virgin my first girl friend in Lagos.

Dear obedients don't be deterred by what the urchins are posting online. They are just crop of few individuals cramped inside a room and paid a peanut to dish out propagandas and character assassination of our candidate the incoming president of Nigeria.

You de mind them. Asari said this, Kanu Nwankwo said that. To their deluded minds, they think Nwankwo will vote for Tinubu no matter what he said or do in the open. In fact I can testify that the entire household of Nwankwo are for Obi regardless of whatever he says or whoever he endorsed in the open

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Re: Tinubu Bought Me The First Condom I Used by Thermodynamics(m): 11:32pm On Jan 12, 2023

ElSudani:
He is gearing up to deliver your first crushing defeat under the Labourers party too.

Muslim animal, if I catch that your useless Muhammad I go beat am.

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Re: Tinubu Bought Me The First Condom I Used by Thermodynamics(m): 11:39pm On Jan 12, 2023

Tinubu gave me the first blue pen I had, it was a special type of biro called bala blue bluehu bolabai.

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Re: Tinubu Bought Me The First Condom I Used by TheEndless: 12:33am On Jan 13, 2023

Tinubu taught me how to love deeply. Now whenever I feel a sharp pain in my ass I always remember him.

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Re: Tinubu Bought Me The First Condom I Used by TheEndless: 12:34am On Jan 13, 2023

Thermodynamics:

Muslim animal, if I catch that your useless Muhammad I go beat am.

Beat am black and blue like ba la blue

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Re: Tinubu Bought Me The First Condom I Used by Headachetoigboh(f): 12:40am On Jan 13, 2023

Tinubu was the first man I had 3resome with.

Hahahaha
Impotent fool

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Re: Tinubu Bought Me The First Condom I Used by techWriter3: 3:10am On Jan 13, 2023

The first moment i used honey to drink Garri, it was politician that gave me the honey

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Re: Tinubu Bought Me The First Condom I Used by Toosure70: 3:12am On Jan 13, 2023

Then the man must be a nice man

Re: Tinubu Bought Me The First Condom I Used by Tochi3(m): 4:47am On Jan 13, 2023

KingOfBoyz1:
When konji catch me.. Tinubu gave me his wife for one night.. I must vote for him

hmmm

Re: Tinubu Bought Me The First Condom I Used by Antivirus92(m): 4:48am On Jan 13, 2023

Tinubu paid for the oxygen we breath in this planet earth, such a good man.....

we owe him everything except our VOTES!

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Re: Tinubu Bought Me The First Condom I Used by orisa37: 5:43am On Jan 13, 2023

So he is a "FAKAMANIA"!

Re: Tinubu Bought Me The First Condom I Used by orisa37: 5:47am On Jan 13, 2023

orisa37:
So he is a "FAKAMANIA"!

BLOODY BLEEPERMANIA.

Re: Tinubu Bought Me The First Condom I Used by orisa37: 5:50am On Jan 13, 2023

LOOTERRAINIAN.

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Re: Tinubu Bought Me The First Condom I Used by orisa37: 5:53am On Jan 13, 2023

He is stealing your "PLOYCUS".

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