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Re: Tinubu Bought Me The First Condom I Used by orisa37: 6:00am On Jan 13, 2023
And the two "playcos" are dead.
Re: Tinubu Bought Me The First Condom I Used by orisa37: 6:03am On Jan 13, 2023
"ISU ISHAN"!
Re: Tinubu Bought Me The First Condom I Used by unclejb2(m): 6:08am On Jan 13, 2023
The first Igbo I smoked, I bought it from Tinubu when he was a street drug lord....he even added one extra wrap as jara

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Re: Tinubu Bought Me The First Condom I Used by MiaBeer(m): 6:20am On Jan 13, 2023
One Nairalander will soon tell us that Tinubu made him the first king of Urchins grin grin

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Re: Tinubu Bought Me The First Condom I Used by olisaEze(m): 6:27am On Jan 13, 2023
Na like only me and two other people remain wen still normal for this site. grin.

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Re: Tinubu Bought Me The First Condom I Used by ibkayee(f): 10:39am On Jan 13, 2023
Sukkot come ooo I heard Tinubu gave you your first tarot card, how true is this?

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Re: Tinubu Bought Me The First Condom I Used by Mfetenang: 11:05am On Jan 13, 2023
Tinubu fooooooked your mama in the toilet. Change the caption to that,Ewu IPOB.
Re: Tinubu Bought Me The First Condom I Used by Owoino: 11:11am On Jan 13, 2023
Tinubu pissed into your mama smelly toto. grin
Re: Tinubu Bought Me The First Condom I Used by orisa37: 1:43pm On Jan 13, 2023
He bought plumplug and raincoat for FASHOLA , CHISEL AND LEATHER COAT FOR OSINBAJO.

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Re: Tinubu Bought Me The First Condom I Used by sukkot: 4:12am On Jan 14, 2023
ibkayee:
Sukkot come ooo I heard Tinubu gave you your first tarot card, how true is this?
lmaooo too funny grin
Re: Tinubu Bought Me The First Condom I Used by Seefinish: 5:43am On Jan 14, 2023
My first dodo and agbado I ate in Lagos, it was Tinubu that gave me

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Re: Tinubu Bought Me The First Condom I Used by AderonkeOlaniyi(f): 6:27am On Jan 14, 2023
ElSudani:
He is gearing up to deliver your first crushing defeat under the Labourers party too.

If I were you, shame would not allow me enter this thread. You are a chronic ignoramus. An amala and ewedu miscreant.

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Re: Tinubu Bought Me The First Condom I Used by Vinnie2000(m): 6:27am On Jan 14, 2023
The First Girl dat ever showed me BREASTS, Her name was Bola.
So I will vote for Tinubu. tongue cheesy

BTW, Okocha and Kanu Nwankwo are Self centered Mofos!sad
Re: Tinubu Bought Me The First Condom I Used by AderonkeOlaniyi(f): 6:29am On Jan 14, 2023
Mfetenang:
Tinubu fooooooked your mama in the toilet. Change the caption to that,Ewu IPOB.

Chai!!! This thread pain you well well, no be small. cheesy Amala and ewedu miscreant.

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Re: Tinubu Bought Me The First Condom I Used by Bintdawood(f): 6:36am On Jan 14, 2023
Thermodynamics:

Muslim animal, if I catch that your useless Muhammad I go beat am.


Ppl like you cannot live without insulting oda ppls religion, Islam to be exact!
Re: Tinubu Bought Me The First Condom I Used by Thermodynamics(m): 2:48pm On Jan 14, 2023
Bintdawood:



Ppl like you cannot live without insulting oda ppls religion, Islam to be exact!

You Muslims slaughter people like animals, imagine that innocent girl your fellow animals burnt alive in the North, why won't people insult your religion when you guys are specialist in taking lives.
Re: Tinubu Bought Me The First Condom I Used by Bintdawood(f): 4:24pm On Jan 14, 2023
Thermodynamics:


You Muslims slaughter people like animals, imagine that innocent girl your fellow animals burnt alive in the North, why won't people insult your religion when you guys are specialist in taking lives.


Ehyaaaaaaa your insults won't change anything.
Re: Tinubu Bought Me The First Condom I Used by Thermodynamics(m): 6:40pm On Jan 14, 2023
Bintdawood:



Ehyaaaaaaa your insults won't change anything.

Who cares, what's my business?
Eventually the world will get rid of this your hard to like religion.
But for now, i go continue to speak the truth, you guys are bloody animals, it's not an insult, that's the truth.
Re: Tinubu Bought Me The First Condom I Used by jamace(m): 6:42pm On Jan 14, 2023
habsydiamond:
Everybody coming out with different testimonies just to cash out... fear people when election is at the corner.

Re: Tinubu Bought Me The First Condom I Used by yemex04(m): 6:45pm On Jan 14, 2023
Journalistonwhe:
Since it is a testimony time. Let me also chip in my own. Tinubu bought me the first condom which is used to dis virgin my first girl friend in Lagos.

Dear obedients don't be deterred by what the urchins are posting online. They are just crop of few individuals cramped inside a room and paid a peanut to dish out propagandas and character assassination of our candidate the incoming president of Nigeria.








Good for you since it's what gives you Joy.. Na why Life no just balance
Re: Tinubu Bought Me The First Condom I Used by Bintdawood(f): 6:48pm On Jan 14, 2023
Thermodynamics:


Who cares, what's my business?
Eventually the world will get rid of this your hard to like religion.
But for now, i go continue to speak the truth, you guys are bloody animals, it's not an insult, that's the truth.



Hihihi!
Okay then let’s seeee
Re: Tinubu Bought Me The First Condom I Used by Thermodynamics(m): 6:50pm On Jan 14, 2023
Bintdawood:



Ehyaaaaaaa your insults won't change anything.

See your picture, see how Islam de suffer you, you cover your head and your full body on top that heat for Kano, all your rights as a woman has been taken from you, the only hope you have is to become the wife of one 70years old malllam with green teeth and body odour.

Without being told you should know that this your religion is rubbish.
Re: Tinubu Bought Me The First Condom I Used by Thermodynamics(m): 6:55pm On Jan 14, 2023
Bintdawood:




Hihihi!
Okay then let’s seeee

Lemme ask you, are you in support of that student that was burnt alive by her fellow classmates just because the thought she insulted Mohamed?
Re: Tinubu Bought Me The First Condom I Used by Bintdawood(f): 7:02pm On Jan 14, 2023
Thermodynamics:


See your picture, see how Islam de suffer you, you cover your head and your full body on top that heat for Kano, all your rights as a woman has been taken from you, the only hope you have is to become the wife of one 70years old malllam with green teeth and body odour.

Without being told you should know that this your religion is rubbish.

So one of the rights of a woman is to expose her body.... Okay o! I know the bible didn’t teach you that or maybe you are not a Christian.
70 years old got me laughing haha id rather get married to an 80 or more old man than live my life following men upandan having kids out of wedlock!
Heat or no heat am not complaining so stop the lectures already.

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Re: Tinubu Bought Me The First Condom I Used by Bintdawood(f): 7:05pm On Jan 14, 2023
Thermodynamics:


Lemme ask you, are you in support of that student that was burnt alive by her fellow classmates just because the thought she insulted Mohamed?


No. Cuz they took law into their hands, am not and will never be in support of what they did.
Re: Tinubu Bought Me The First Condom I Used by Thermodynamics(m): 9:32pm On Jan 14, 2023
Bintdawood:


So one of the rights of a woman is to expose her body.... Okay o! I know the bible didn’t teach you that or maybe you are not a Christian.
70 years old got me laughing haha id rather get married to an 80 or more old man than live my life following men upandan having kids out of wedlock!
Heat or no heat am not complaining so stop the lectures already.

Ah, it's like you are even educated, chai, religion is true a disease, it's only religion that would make an educated person glamour even when they are suffering.

Nobody is saying you should naked yourself, but you are not free, y'all Muslim women are suffering, your 80year old husband marry many wives and treat you like trash. Please, use your head and think for once.

Why are women so limited in your religion?

Why is it that everything is about men?

Even in your heaven, the glory of a woman is being one of the wife of the men favoured by Allah

It's all about men men men, y'all are just suffering in that religion, and don't forget the heavy killing that your religion promote.

Usman Dafodio slaughtered your ancestors and forced them to accept Islam, you yourself being born into this religion just accepted it without acknowledging the fact that your ancestors were forced into it, it is an Arabic religion, not yours.

I know you can't leave because if you do your so called religion of peace people will probably stone you to death, but speak the truth, the religion is trash, this is a faceless forum, nobody will attack you for speaking your mind.
Re: Tinubu Bought Me The First Condom I Used by Bintdawood(f): 9:41pm On Jan 14, 2023
Thermodynamics:


Ah, it's like you are even educated, chai, religion is true a disease, it's only religion that would make an educated person glamour even when they are suffering.

Nobody is saying you should naked yourself, but you are not free, y'all Muslim women are suffering, your 80year old husband marry many wives and treat you like trash. Please, use your head and think for once.

Why are women so limited in your religion?

Why is it that everything is about men?

Even in your heaven, the glory of a woman is being one of the wife of the men favoured by Allah

It's all about men men men, y'all are just suffering in that religion, and don't forget the heavy killing that your religion promote.

Usman Dafodio slaughtered your ancestors and forced them to accept Islam, you yourself being born into this religion just accepted it without acknowledging the fact that your ancestors were forced into it, it is an Arabic religion, not yours.

I know you can't leave because if you do your so called religion of peace people will probably stone you to death, but speak the truth, the religion is trash, this is a faceless forum, nobody will attack you for speaking your mind.


Okay.
Wehdone
Re: Tinubu Bought Me The First Condom I Used by Thermodynamics(m): 9:45pm On Jan 14, 2023
Bintdawood:



Okay.
Wehdone
Ah, sorry oh, religion don finish you, it seems the fear of you imaginary Allah has made you not to see the truth. I just feel pity for you at this moment, take care eh, just keep deceiving yourself.
Re: Tinubu Bought Me The First Condom I Used by Bintdawood(f): 10:22pm On Jan 14, 2023
Thermodynamics:

Ah, sorry oh, religion don finish you, it seems the fear of you imaginary Allah has made you not to see the truth. I just feel pity for you at this moment, take care eh, just keep deceiving yourself.


See energy, the same energy wey you carry for religion matter, my own pass your own.
No dey pity me abeggg! With time we shall see who is deceiving himself.
Bye!!!
Re: Tinubu Bought Me The First Condom I Used by Owoino: 12:59am On Jan 15, 2023
And you used the condom to sleep with an IPOB prostitute. Ewu IPOB.

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