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COMEDY 1 Vs 1 by AntiChristian: 10:09am On Jan 17, 2023
Satan tempted Adam and Eve, God refused to forgive them and sent them to earth.
Then God came onto earth to die for the sins of their descendants and guess what...... Satan tempted him too!!!! (Matthew Chapter 4)

I don't know whether to laugh or cry so let me do both (at the same time). grin grin cry cry cry grin

Copied from Lucas Samson
Re: COMEDY 1 Vs 1 by Kobojunkie: 4:08pm On Jan 17, 2023
AntiChristian:
Satan tempted Adam and Eve, God refused to forgive them and sent them to earth.
Then God came onto earth to die for the sins of their descendants and guess what...... Satan tempted him too!!!! (Matthew Chapter 4)
Satan is God's quality control administrator of sorts. He is used by God to test the resolve of men. And God tests every single one of His servants. Even Job and Peter were also tested, so what aspect of this amounts to comedy? undecided
Re: COMEDY 1 Vs 1 by advocatejare(m): 4:19pm On Jan 17, 2023
AntiChristian:
Satan tempted Adam and Eve, God refused to forgive them and sent them to earth.
Then God came onto earth to die for the sins of their descendants and guess what...... Satan tempted him too!!!! (Matthew Chapter 4)

I don't know whether to laugh or cry so let me do both (at the same time). grin grin cry cry cry grin

Copied from Lucas Samson
Why not tell us that Islamic version of the sins of Adam and let us judge grin
Re: COMEDY 1 Vs 1 by AntiChristian: 4:44pm On Jan 17, 2023
advocatejare:

Why not tell us that Islamic version of the sins of Adam and let us judge grin

Off points as usual! You never fail to disappoint the holy spirit you claim to have!
Re: COMEDY 1 Vs 1 by advocatejare(m): 4:47pm On Jan 17, 2023
AntiChristian:


Off points as usual! You never fail to disappoint the holy spirit you claim to have!
grin so you are not bold enough to tell us the Islamic version of the sin of Adam and you’re laughing at the Christian version?

Tell us the Islamic version and let’s see if we won’t be rolling on the floor with laughter
Re: COMEDY 1 Vs 1 by Dtruthspeaker: 4:51pm On Jan 17, 2023
AntiChristian:


Copied from Lucas Samson

Obviously the deranged understanding of a mad Muslim even when everyone knows that punishment follows disobedience.

And a very good Person tries to save people from destruction.

But of course mad evil Muslims are not capable of understanding these simple things!
Re: COMEDY 1 Vs 1 by Dtruthspeaker: 4:59pm On Jan 17, 2023
advocatejare:

grin so you are not bold enough to tell us the Islamic version of the sin of Adam and you’re laughing at the Christian version?

Tell us the Islamic version and let’s see if we won’t be rolling on the floor with laughter

Laughing at things which their mad mind thinks is funny is what mad people do!

So the Islamic repetition version is funnier? No wonder they are mad!

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Re: COMEDY 1 Vs 1 by AntiChristian: 5:01pm On Jan 17, 2023
Kobojunkie:
Satan is God's quality control administrator of sorts. He is used by God to test the resolve of men. And God tests every single one of His servants. Even Job and Peter were also tested, so what aspect of this amounts to comedy? undecided

In the action packed blockbuster, Adam and Eve were tempted by Satan, sinned and were punished but not forgiven! God then came to earth to die for the sins of Adam's generation. God too was tempted by your QC guy Satan.
Re: COMEDY 1 Vs 1 by AntiChristian: 5:01pm On Jan 17, 2023
Dtruthspeaker:


Laughing at things which their mad mind thinks is funny is what mad people do!

So the Islamic repetition version is funnier? No wonder they are mad!

grin
Re: COMEDY 1 Vs 1 by AntiChristian: 5:02pm On Jan 17, 2023
Dtruthspeaker:


Obviously the deranged understanding of a mad Muslim even when everyone knows that punishment follows disobedience.

And a very good Person tries to save people from destruction.

But of course mad evil Muslims are not capable of understanding these simple things!


You are a Clown! grin
Re: COMEDY 1 Vs 1 by Kobojunkie: 5:07pm On Jan 17, 2023
AntiChristian:
■ In the action packed blockbuster, Adam and Eve were tempted by Satan, sinned and were punished but not forgiven!
■ God then came to earth to die for the sins of Adam's generation.
■ God too was tempted by your QC guy Satan.
1. Forgiveness or redemption has to be defined in the Law in order for it to be an option. And we already explored some of the details of the Law God gave to Adam to find that forgiveness/redemption wasn't an option in that Law. To add to this there is no record of Adam himself asking for forgiveness, meaning, he, Adam, probably understood that fact too. What is recorded is that Adam's sons— Abel and Seth — made choices different from their parents. undecided

2. Yep, every one of God's servants is tested in a similar manner. undecided

3. Jesus Christ made it clear in His teachings that He, Jesus Christ, was also a servant of God the Father, and as such had to submit to the same tests that God had established for all of His servants. undecided
Re: COMEDY 1 Vs 1 by advocatejare(m): 6:54pm On Jan 17, 2023
Dtruthspeaker:


Laughing at things which their mad mind thinks is funny is what mad people do!

So the Islamic repetition version is funnier? No wonder they are mad!
Islamic version is hilarious that is why AntiChristian is ashamed of sharing it, the ignorant Lucas obviously hasn’t heard of the Islamic version, when he does he will realize he has fooled!

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