My neighbour's daughter has finished my life.

In this APC era she came to play in my crib today at the behest of my village people and I don't know how she managed to enter the kitchen and smash my tray of precious eggs.

I need suggestions on what to do before I commit a crime. How can I deal with this little girl?

Do what you'll have done if she was your biological daughter.

Just tell her to go and sin no more.
Flogging her will not bring the eggs back to form.

The girl is telling you that your house is too quiet.

What else can you do.
How can you be careless with a kid like this?
If nah my pikin, you wont see the baby again.

This is an act of negligence.
The baby could even slip on that tiles you know!

Hang am for door

She looks like someone that will be voting for people like Buhari and tinubu in the future.

Verdict: Dump her with the wasted egg in the dustbin, then call lawma immediately, for proper disposal

your fault, because you let the baby out of your sight.
Boy you should thank GOD nothing worse happened like pulling down hot water or grounded pepper on herself

Exchange her for a bottle of beer

your fault, because you let the baby out of your sight. women do this shitt alot,once they are pressing phone they lose attention to critical things.
You should thank GOD nothing worse happened like pulling down hot water or grounded pepper on herself

Lies lies lies
I smell lies

Hahaha, this girl is not aware that we are joining three queues in Nigeria before you get anything.

You dare snap your neighbour's daughter with just pants and uploaded it for us to see on nairaland. You should be arrested and prosecuted with immediate effect

Pack the broken egg and use it to bake cake or fry egg for yam e dey sweet oo

Take her back to her parents

Solofresh2:
Lies lies lies
I smell lies

He stole this picture of Twitter and came here to pretend it's his

Adaisback:
You dare snap your neighbour's daughter with just pants and uploaded it for us to see on nairaland. You should be arrested and prosecuted with immediate effect

my love I'm not feeling fine
a erotic massage from you will make me feel better 😘😘

The only thing you can do Thier is to clean up the mess and make sure she does not leave your site again. I thank God she is not hurt

NwaMamaIwota:
my love I'm not feeling fine
a erotic massage from you will make me feel better 😘😘

me that you abandoned for days now, I just dey look you

Adaisback:
me that you abandoned for days now, I just dey look you

I was in the hospital 😘😘
just a romantic massage from you will do.
tee m ude na amu and my body and nye m head 😍😍

NwaMamaIwota:
I was in the hospital 😘😘
just a romantic massage from you will do.
tee m ude na amu and my body and nye m head 😍😍

ose Kam g'etegi n'amu before nye gi head.

Adaisback:
ose Kam g'etegi n'amu before nye gi head.

😳🙆🏾‍♂️🙆🏾‍♂️🙆🏾‍♂️

Adaisback:
ose Kam g'etegi n'amu before nye gi head.

chinekeme!!!!!

Biko nye ya isi ofuma biko...

Etena ya ose k' oyara igba ara.

Adaisback:
ose Kam g'etegi n'amu before nye gi head.

cherekwaaaa

Obu nwoke?

Hatrick01:
cherekwaaaa

Obu nwoke?

Nwamamaiwota bu ezigbo ta nwoke malu nnukwu nma ma nwokwa amu kalaka. The Nwa bugodi Odogwu

Hatrick01:
chinekeme!!!!!

Biko nye ya isi ofuma biko...

Etena ya ose k' oyara igba ara.

the boy n'enyem Ajo nsogbu

Adaisback:
Nwamamaiwota bu ezigbo ta nwoke malu nnukwu nma ma nwokwa amu kalaka. The Nwa bugodi Odogwu

😂😂😂😂

NwaMamaIwota:
😂😂😂😂

nkea atogi iche

She is ripe for harvesting 👀😍
Can I be her bf?

VeryWickedGoat:
My neighbour's daughter has finished my life.

In this APC era she came to play in my crib today at the behest of my village people and I don't know how she managed to enter the kitchen and smash my tray of precious eggs.

I need suggestions on what to do before I commit a crime. How can I deal with this little girl?

Go and marry

Sixfeetbelle:


He stole this picture of Twitter and came here to pretend it's his

dont spoil the fun now, nairalanders aren’t stupid, we know it’s a fake story, just pretend like it’s real, comment and go.

Tell her to stand close to the looming crises she has started, take her photographs. Make sure you capture all the details of the carnage in the picture. Buy biscuit for her, send her home!
Save the photo well, always be in touch with her family even though you've moved out from the neighborhood. God on your side, you will be alive when she has finished skool & start working. Visit her, show her the pictures and ask her how far we go do this kind problem where she been cause so_so year?
Wahala nor dey sour!

The baby creative.