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About Ice234 by ice234: 6:11am On Sep 09, 2011
Name: Ice
Nickname: ice234
HOBBY: collecting tiger's tooth, catching bullet with bare hands, assassination, Jogging up & down mount everest, Tennis

My ReCOrd: fought with an elephant and broke its neck , skinned a crocodile. , alive!played russian roulette, with full clips & still survived, killed Superman, held my breathe under water for 2 months, 3weeks, 6hrs, 51mins, 45seconds, assassinated Adolf Hitler, Tupac, John .F kennedy, Abacha ( ∂ list is too long!)

Greatest Achievements: surfed on hot lava while d volcano was still erupting, Outran a cheetah, fluent in 10,598 languages, 1st African to land on the sun, Carried the pyramid of giza for 2days straight!

Silly Thing DONe: Surfing on a tsunami.

EmbarraSSing Moment: couldn't kill 100 bears with a single punch only 99 died instantly and the 1 that was left died 2hrs later.

Proudest MoMEnts: when a cobra died after biting me, When I saved the planet by diverting an asteroid with just a kick.

Something ABOUt Me: I really don't like to show off.ed the planet by diverting an asteroid with just a kick.

Something ABOUt Me: I really don't like to show off.
Re: About Ice234 by Emmyk(m): 7:16am On Sep 09, 2011
WHY Am I not laughing? I've seen this before
Re: About Ice234 by ice234: 11:59am On Sep 09, 2011
Emmyk:

WHY Am I not laughing? I've seen this before
just donate laff for me na
Re: About Ice234 by Ajibel(m): 1:37pm On Sep 09, 2011
mtshew
Re: About Ice234 by ice234: 3:23pm On Sep 09, 2011
Ajibel:

mtshew
hug transformer
Re: About Ice234 by sunnshyn(f): 10:29am On Sep 10, 2011
Copy cat! Mschweeee, surfing on Tsunami ko, olodo!
Re: About Ice234 by jackpot(f): 10:38am On Sep 10, 2011
Guess you're bored with life?
Re: About Ice234 by Nobody: 11:10am On Sep 10, 2011
see am oponu, ode, supo. u too lack sense. ICE234
Re: About Ice234 by mikuz(m): 6:19pm On Sep 10, 2011
Ice clap for yourself.
Re: About Ice234 by Dyt(f): 12:05pm On Sep 11, 2011
Lol at replies
Re: About Ice234 by ice234: 12:13pm On Sep 11, 2011
mikuz:

Ice clap for yourself.

I don dey clap since last year dey come.
Re: About Ice234 by ice234: 12:15pm On Sep 11, 2011
mikuz:

Ice clap for yourself.

I don dey clap since last year dey come.
Dharniel:

see am oponu, ode, supo. u too lack sense. ICE234
Abeg donate sense to me na
Re: About Ice234 by StudioCFR(m): 1:35pm On Sep 11, 2011
where is the joke
Re: About Ice234 by ice234: 1:44pm On Sep 11, 2011
Yet to write the joke

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