FOOTBALL CONSPIRACIES EVERYONE THINKS

1. Neymar fakes an injury every year to be with his sister on her birthday

2. Sergio Busquets has been 34 years old for the past 10 years.

3. Jamie Vardy doesn't play football anymore but still ends up with 10+ goals every season

4. People with the surname ‘DEMBELE’ have a 99.9% chance of playing professional football

5. No one has seen Carlo Ancelotti celebrate a goal .

6. Kylian Mbappe went from 18 to 23 years within a year.

7. Premier league referees make bad decisions on purpose to give the media something to talk about.

8. Donnarumma has been 23 years since 2016.

9. Dybala went from age 21 to 29 overnight

10. Guillermo Ochoa only plays international football

11. Jesse Lingard is still 23 years old

12. The Belgium National team have never had a left back

13. Casemiro pays a percentage of his wages to referees to avoid receiving yellow cards.

14. James Ward Prowse only gets noticed in a game when he scores freekick.

15. Heung Min Son cries at everything even when he has s*x

Nice read, OP.
For a Football Fan, Most of these are Interesting Facts.

Num2 and 5 off me...

Illegal1:
Num2 and 5 off me...

But dat Number 14 na Baba.

You can Never see James Ward Prowse making a Tackle, Assists and shooting from outside 18, Like Thomas Partey of Arsenal.

He only plays Corner and Freekick in a Game.

Vinnie2000:


But dat Number 14 na Baba.

You can Never see James Ward Prowse making a Tackle, Assists and shooting from outside 18.

He only plays Corner and Freekick.

dis guy jst make me laff dis night...

Illegal1:
Num2 and 5 off me...

Number 5. He celebrated when he was in Ac milian.

Go to YouTube and search Liverpool vs AC milian the 2-1 AC won them not the 3-3 that Liverpool won on penalties.

Fact: Chelsea owns the Transfer Market.

Nazgul:

Number 5. He celebrated when he was in Ac milian.

Go to YouTube and search Liverpool vs AC milian the 2-1 AC won them not the 3-3 that Liverpool won on penalties.

Dat's 2007. 16 Solid years Ago!!

From 2013 till now, I have Actually never seen Ancelotti celebrate his Team's goals.🤔🤔

Wotoporiously speaking

I find them funny and surprising at the same time

VinnyBaba:


Dat's 2007. 16 Solid years Ago!!

From 2013 till now, I have Actually never seen Ancelotti celebrate his Team's goals.🤔🤔

The man has seen it all, he is so calm.
Imagine losing a UCL final after going 3 up in the first half

RTID:
FOOTBALL CONSPIRACIES EVERYONE THINKS

1. Neymar fakes an injury every year to be with his sister on her birthday

2. Sergio Busquets has been 34 years old for the past 10 years.

3. Jamie Vardy doesn't play football anymore but still ends up with 10+ goals every season

4. People with the surname ‘DEMBELE’ have a 99.9% chance of playing professional football

5. No one has seen Carlo Ancelotti celebrate a goal .

6. Kylian Mbappe went from 18 to 23 years within a year.

7. Premier league referees make bad decisions on purpose to give the media something to talk about.

8. Donnarumma has been 23 years since 2016.

9. Dybala went from age 21 to 29 overnight

10. Guillermo Ochoa only plays international football

11. Jesse Lingard is still 23 years old

12. The Belgium National team have never had a left back

13. Casemiro pays a percentage of his wages to referees to avoid receiving yellow cards.

14. James Ward Prowse only gets noticed in a game when he scores freekick.

15. Heung Min Son cries at everything even when he has s*x

As much as I'd hate to admit it, it does seem Neymar is perennially cursed in February. He has carried ligament injury again and will miss the 2nd leg vs Bayern.

Most of it is spot on
Especially that Dybala, Son, Ochoa own


u no add say "Benfica and BVB no get second jersey"

"Lautaro Martinez no dey change hairstyle

Hehehe... hilarious. Some funny Tru ones ehn ..that Ochoa, he turns up every four years @ the world cup for Mexico. But I think he is finally playing in one team like that in serie a this season

Vinnie2000:


But dat Number 14 na Baba.

You can Never see James Ward Prowse making a Tackle, Assists and shooting from outside 18, Like Thomas Partey of Arsenal.

He only plays Corner and Freekick in a Game.

when I saw Kovacic lying on the floor for his free kick goal against Chelsea, I just dey laff am.. dude is the most deadliest free kick taker on the planet right now

DevilsEqual:
Most of it is spot on
Especially that Dybala, Son, Ochoa own


u no add say "Benfica and BVB no get second jersey"

"Lautaro Martinez no dey change hairstyle

not true.. only Burnley and Villarreal has no away Jersey.

Chelsea will win the 2022/2023 champions league