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This one is really funny,
A bit long though, but i think u gonna like it.
Enjoy,

ONE NIGHT, 4 UNIVERSITY STUDENTS WERE BOOZING LATE INTO THE NIGHT AND DIDN'T
STUDY FOR A TEST WHICH WAS SCHEDULED FOR THE NEXT DAY.

IN THE MORNING THEY THOUGHT OF A PLAN. THEY MADE THEMSELVES LOOK AS
DIRTY AND WEIRD AS THEY COULD WITH GREASE AND DIRT.

THEY THEN WENT UP TO THE DEAN AND SAID THAT THEY HAD GONE OUT TO A
WEDDING LAST NIGHT AND ON THEIR RETURN THE TYREOF THEIR CAR BURSTED AND

THEY HAD TO PUSH THE CAR ALL THE WAY BACK AND THAT THEY WERE IN NO
CONDITION TO APPEAR FOR THE TEST.

THE DEAN WAS JUST A NICE PERSON SO HE SAID THAT "YOU CAN WRITE THE RE-TEST
AFTER 3 DAYS." THEY SAID THEY WOULD BE READY BY THAT TIME.

ON THE THIRD DAY THEY APPEARED BEFORE THE DEAN. THE DEAN SAID THAT
THIS WAS A SPECIAL CONDITION THAT ALL FOUR WERE REQUIRED TO SIT IN
SEPARATE CLASSROOMS FOR THE TEST.

THEY ALL AGREED AS THEY HAD PREPARED WELL IN THE LAST THREE DAYS.

THE TEST CONSISTED OF 5 QUESTIONS WITH TOTAL OF 100 MARKS.

Question 1:

Write down your name,
(2 Marks)

Question 2:

Write the name of the bride and bridegroom of the wedding you
attended
4 days ago?


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(30 Marks)

Question 3:

What is the type of a car whose tyre
burst?, (20
Marks)


Question 4:

Which tyre

burst?,
(28 Marks)

Question 5:

Who was

driving?,
(20 Marks)

wat happened 2 there GSM's
let them sms ans to themselves
at least dean no fit supervise 4 rooms 2geda

Ha! omo u don tey 4 dis thing.

am confused

i like that.nice one.
am sure the students will fail the test cos they will give different answers