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True Phone Encounter With A Nigerian 419ner In London by SouthEast1: 12:31pm On Sep 19, 2011 |
Hi good afternoon Enjoy this: A call from a 419 guy with caller ID hidden: Mr. 419: Hello, how are you? Ayo: Fine. Please, who am I speaking with? Mr. 419: Haba, don't you remember me? Who do you know in UK that could be calling? (Sensing a scam, I threw in a trap…) Ayo: Johnson! Is that you? (meanwhile, I don't know any Johnson in UK .) (Thinking it's a break, he swallows the bait) Mr. 419 : Of course, this is Johnson! How come you didn't recognise my voice initially? (Certain it's a scam, I decided to punish him verbally and financially. I had the time that morning so I was going to assist him waste his call credit.) Ayo: Jooooooohnson! Kai! Omo buruku gbaa ni o! (You are a specially bad boy) Your father died, you didn't so much as show up or send a note. Omo a se iru e fun e! (Your children will repay you with such). Didn't you hear about his demise? He was so bitter and full of original curses for you. Mr. 419: (Obviously subdued) I didn't hear. I would have come. Ayo: Too bad. You heard your mama is leprous too? You didn't hear about that, abi? Mr. 419: (Now uncomfortable) No, I didn’t hear. Ayo: (Enjoying myself thoroughly). Too bad. Is your wife that foolish too? Not even a word from her after you folks married without our blessings? If the husband is not wise, is the wife lame-witted too? Mr. 419: She's fine. I'm certain she'll get across to you. There's an issue… (, breaking in before he begins his story) Ayo: Johnson, O se mi o: (you offended me). I sent you money to buy me a car and you just disappeared. When am I having my money back? You want me to curse you too like your father did? I don't have his kind of patience I'm sure you know. I won't wait that long before I give you what you deserve. Mr. 419: (Grunted). This issue is important, Ayo: Shut up!!! When are you sending money home? Haba! We sent you to school, clothed you and sent you abroad, Are you now a 419? Stealing from me your friend too. Your father was right to curse you, And you can't escape it if you continue like this. It's not a curse. Mr. 419: I'll repay you. After about 15 minutes of moves and countermoves…I owned up. Ayo: See Mr. 419, I don't know any Johnson in UK . I just needed to teach you a lesson. Go get a proper job. Mr. 419: Were! Oloriburuku! Lo ti n sepe fun mi lat'aaro! (Madman, and you've been cursing me since morning!) Disconnected |
Re: True Phone Encounter With A Nigerian 419ner In London by DrummaBoy(m): 1:17pm On Sep 19, 2011 |
Well, the chap met his match I hope those guys find work to do |
Re: True Phone Encounter With A Nigerian 419ner In London by SouthEast1: 1:18pm On Sep 19, 2011 |
lol |
Re: True Phone Encounter With A Nigerian 419ner In London by violent(m): 1:44pm On Sep 19, 2011 |
LOOOOL funny as hell! |
Re: True Phone Encounter With A Nigerian 419ner In London by Demdem(m): 2:07pm On Sep 19, 2011 |
Me lofff this |
Re: True Phone Encounter With A Nigerian 419ner In London by Godalone(m): 2:22pm On Sep 19, 2011 |
This is funny |
Re: True Phone Encounter With A Nigerian 419ner In London by otokx(m): 2:40pm On Sep 19, 2011 |
Beautiful |
Re: True Phone Encounter With A Nigerian 419ner In London by Igosun: 3:23pm On Sep 19, 2011 |
Very good of you jare dont mind him, lazy thing. |
Re: True Phone Encounter With A Nigerian 419ner In London by T8ksy(m): 4:21pm On Sep 19, 2011 |
South-East: That was hilarious- "Lo ti n sepe fun mi lat'aaro". |
Re: True Phone Encounter With A Nigerian 419ner In London by Nobody: 6:22pm On Sep 19, 2011 |
ROTFLMAO! I should not have read this imy lecture room. |
Re: True Phone Encounter With A Nigerian 419ner In London by Nobody: 6:24pm On Sep 19, 2011 |
So mr rqo also speak the same language abi |
Re: True Phone Encounter With A Nigerian 419ner In London by Rhino5dm: 7:05pm On Sep 19, 2011 |
Me dey suspect EzeUche por that ID, wallahi. What ya think? Ileke-IdI: |
Re: True Phone Encounter With A Nigerian 419ner In London by Nobody: 7:20pm On Sep 19, 2011 |
Rhino.5dm: LOL Nope, EzeUche cant speak Yoruba to save his life. Its our resident tribalist m*****, mbakiii, mugnaaa, ngbtei, seriously, I even forgot his name. Chii, this pregnancy is getting to me. Funny joke tho, something I would do |
Re: True Phone Encounter With A Nigerian 419ner In London by OAM4J: 7:30pm On Sep 19, 2011 |
@South East I cant believe you made me laugh this hard. Funny as hell. |
Re: True Phone Encounter With A Nigerian 419ner In London by sincere22k(m): 10:09pm On Sep 19, 2011 |
be like u sef dey do this kind of work o |
Re: True Phone Encounter With A Nigerian 419ner In London by Uwem2009(m): 10:18pm On Sep 19, 2011 |
Lol, why did u even pity him, u wuld hav kip on d act until he confesses |
Re: True Phone Encounter With A Nigerian 419ner In London by nasoeb: 10:23pm On Sep 19, 2011 |
@South-East your head no good ohhh you just make me wan tear my belle Very Nice one |
Re: True Phone Encounter With A Nigerian 419ner In London by r231(m): 10:24pm On Sep 19, 2011 |
Lol |
Re: True Phone Encounter With A Nigerian 419ner In London by hbrednic: 10:28pm On Sep 19, 2011 |
me thinks this story is cooked up |
Re: True Phone Encounter With A Nigerian 419ner In London by SisiKill1: 10:33pm On Sep 19, 2011 |
Funny! It never gets old I tells ya, Laughed my behind off the first time I heard it at a wedding and the second time on Wazobia FM. . . Yaw has a saying the punch line, that just cracks you the eff up. |
Re: True Phone Encounter With A Nigerian 419ner In London by AmAlone: 10:34pm On Sep 19, 2011 |
LOL!!!! funny die!!!! |
Re: True Phone Encounter With A Nigerian 419ner In London by nasoeb: 10:34pm On Sep 19, 2011 |
keep thinking what matters if its cooked up or roast up |
Re: True Phone Encounter With A Nigerian 419ner In London by damola1: 10:41pm On Sep 19, 2011 |
ori e pe meeeeeeennnnnnnnn |
Re: True Phone Encounter With A Nigerian 419ner In London by U1(m): 10:43pm On Sep 19, 2011 |
Now, that was funny. |
Re: True Phone Encounter With A Nigerian 419ner In London by Nobody: 10:46pm On Sep 19, 2011 |
Lol. My belle o |
Re: True Phone Encounter With A Nigerian 419ner In London by damola1: 10:50pm On Sep 19, 2011 |
can't believe am shedding tears out of laugher,olosi, because of money, e deny hin papa he say he no hear, hin for come |
Re: True Phone Encounter With A Nigerian 419ner In London by Nobody: 10:52pm On Sep 19, 2011 |
ROTLMFAO, olori buruku |
Re: True Phone Encounter With A Nigerian 419ner In London by damola1: 10:52pm On Sep 19, 2011 |
Ayo: Johnson, O se mi o: (you offended me). I sent you money to buy Ayo is a baaaaaaaaaaadddddddddddd boy, |
Re: True Phone Encounter With A Nigerian 419ner In London by eros(m): 11:04pm On Sep 19, 2011 |
BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!! Got me cracking really good. Also got a call from one of these losers telling me a got a contract with Chevron, Ajah. I was so elated, until the animal started telling me all manners of stories, just hung. |
Re: True Phone Encounter With A Nigerian 419ner In London by mitofag: 11:18pm On Sep 19, 2011 |
Thats not South East ofcourse. He prolly got it somewhere. |
Re: True Phone Encounter With A Nigerian 419ner In London by shadrach77: 11:28pm On Sep 19, 2011 |
this scenario is not real - it's an old joke that has been passed around in the uk over the years - the poster, tried to pass it off as a real-life incident that happened to him. why not just say this is a joke? why try to pass it off as a real story? |
Re: True Phone Encounter With A Nigerian 419ner In London by dayokanu(m): 11:29pm On Sep 19, 2011 |
Why are 419 so uncreative? They have been using that format since early 2000. Someone called me in 2003 with that same scope After going round in circles and he told me to deposit money into one Pastors account in Lokoja. i told him to send me a recharge card to call him when I am done |
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