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Bush In Hell by xunny(m): 1:08pm On Mar 02, 2006
One day in the future, George Bush has a heart attack and dies. He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him.

"I don't know what to do," says the devil. "You are on my list, but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got some folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place.

I'll even let YOU decide who leaves." Bush thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil opened the first room.

In it was Ronald Reagan and a large pool of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty handed. Over and over and over. Such was his fate in hell. "No, George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and I don't think I could do that all day long."

The devil led him to the next room. In it was Richard Nixon with a sledge hammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time. "No, I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day," commented George.

The devil opened a third door. In it, Bush saw Bill Clinton, lying on the floor with his arms staked over his head, and his legs staked in a spread eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best. Bush took this in disbelief and finally said, "Yea, I can handle this." The devil smiled and said "OK, Monica, you're free to go."

Re: Bush In Hell by Seun(m): 1:11pm On Mar 02, 2006
Hehe. Nice surprise!
Re: Bush In Hell by Free(f): 4:45pm On Mar 02, 2006
heard this joke b4 tooo ,
Re: Bush In Hell by lauryn(f): 11:05pm On Jun 02, 2006
laugh my friggin ass off, cheesy hilarious
Re: Bush In Hell by senisho(m): 3:46pm On Jun 03, 2006
Eeeew! Bush, sorry O!
Re: Bush In Hell by Odeku(m): 4:00pm On Jun 03, 2006
damn good one
Re: Bush In Hell by micklplus(m): 12:04pm On Jun 06, 2006
Nice one
Cheers cheesy cheesy cheesy

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