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[b]bush In Hell[/b] by imomoh24(m): 2:02pm On Sep 11, 2006 |
One day in the future, George Bush has a heart attack and dies. He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him. "I don't know what to do," says the devil. "You are on my list, but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got some folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves." Bush thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil opened the first room. In it was Ronald Reagan and a large pool of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty handed. Over and over and over. Such was his fate in hell. "No, George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and I don't think I could do that all day long." The devil led him to the next room. In it was Richard Nixon with a sledge hammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time. "No, I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day," commented George. The devil opened a third door. In it, Bush saw Bill Clinton, lying on the floor with his arms staked over his head, and his legs staked in a spread eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best. Bush took this in disbelief and finally said, "Yea, I can handle this." The devil smiled and said "OK, Monica, you're free to go." |
Re: [b]bush In Hell[/b] by Oracle(m): 12:31am On Sep 12, 2006 |
Thatz very terrible |
Re: [b]bush In Hell[/b] by vichel(m): 1:16am On Sep 12, 2006 |
hahah that was so funny |
Re: [b]bush In Hell[/b] by kiki(f): 2:23am On Sep 12, 2006 |
omg ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d |
Re: [b]bush In Hell[/b] by tripdizle(m): 7:40pm On Sep 14, 2006 |
there is a first time for everything |
Re: [b]bush In Hell[/b] by Necorios(m): 6:19pm On Sep 15, 2006 |
I've read this b4 in this forum,its just recycled.u tried sha! Laugh half, heeee |
Re: [b]bush In Hell[/b] by Necorios(m): 6:20pm On Sep 15, 2006 |
I've read this b4 in this forum,its just recycled.u tried sha! Laugh half, heeee |
Re: [b]bush In Hell[/b] by Terry1(m): 9:13pm On Sep 15, 2006 |
wow quite a joke, Monica I think you are too perfect Sorry Bush, You got it wrong this time around. nice one there |
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