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Teacher And Children Vol 1 By Sam Milla by SamMilla1(m): 8:14pm On Sep 02, 2007 |
Teacher: Are you good at math? Pupil: Yes and no Teacher: What do you mean? Pupil: Yes, I'm no good at math! === : Dad, can you help me find the lowest common denominator in this problem please? Don't tell me that they haven't found it yet, I remember looking for it when I was a boy == I failed every subject except for algebra. How did you keep from failing that? I didn't take algebra == : Teacher: Now class, whatever I ask, I want you to all answer at once. How much is six plus 4? Class: At once! == : Teacher: If 1+1=2 and 2+2=4, what is 4+4? Pupil: That's not fair you answer the easy ones and leave us with the hard one! == : If I had five coconuts and I gave you three, how many would I have left? I don't know. Why not? In our school we do all our arithmetic in apples and oranges. |
Re: Teacher And Children Vol 1 By Sam Milla by Migines(m): 8:32pm On Sep 02, 2007 |
Sm1 is sleeping nxt to me, nd i dnt want to wake * up. Oda wise, i will b lafn my frozen but out. |
Re: Teacher And Children Vol 1 By Sam Milla by clemcykul(f): 4:03pm On Sep 03, 2007 |
ur butt is frozen poor you but u know am always there for the helpless i have 2 pails of boiling water water, come and be warmed |
Re: Teacher And Children Vol 1 By Sam Milla by Akinagirl(f): 7:31pm On Sep 08, 2007 |
funny az hell |
Re: Teacher And Children Vol 1 By Sam Milla by CrazyMan(m): 8:01pm On Sep 08, 2007 |
Cool |
Re: Teacher And Children Vol 1 By Sam Milla by mopegirl(f): 8:49pm On Sep 08, 2007 |
Migines:you shld have done wat clemcykul said always very funny |
Re: Teacher And Children Vol 1 By Sam Milla by Migines(m): 9:01pm On Sep 08, 2007 |
@clem&mope Haaaaa. O fe pa me. (hope i got dat ryte) u want to kill me? |
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