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Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicy? by osisi5: 12:40am On Sep 20, 2007
Tanna:

Where I'm from people can't marry pets - so NO they aren't invited into the marriage bed!

you can invite them into the matrimony and make them the other woman/women.
Have you forgotten?
your Nigerian man may like it grin
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicy? by Nobody: 12:42am On Sep 20, 2007
+osisi:

BTW,most women don't nag,we only want to discuss grin

By droning on and on and on about the same thing night after night after night? grin
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicy? by omoge(f): 12:43am On Sep 20, 2007
abi oo, lol na discussion  grin. so don't do anything that will bring discussion  grin

Tanna do you actually do all you said? or just keeping base?  cheesy cheesy
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicy? by osisi5: 12:46am On Sep 20, 2007
omoge:

abi oo, lol na discussion grin. so don't do anything that will bring discussion grin

Thank you.
we just want simple uncomplicated answers to our few questions.
what's wrong with that ?
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicy? by osisi5: 12:48am On Sep 20, 2007
davidylan:

By droning on and on and on about the same thing night after night after night? grin

we only say it so many times to make sure you understood it.
If you heard it and responded the first night,there'll be no need for repetitions grin
afterall there are other topics yet undiscussed
omoge no be so?
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicy? by omoge(f): 12:48am On Sep 20, 2007
lol  grin nothing o  grin
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicy? by Nobody: 12:49am On Sep 20, 2007
+osisi:

Thank you.
we just want simple uncomplicated answers to our few questions.
what's wrong with that ?

There is absolutely nothing wrong with asking "few questions", just do so after sex and when we are fast asleep.
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicy? by osisi5: 12:51am On Sep 20, 2007
david?
the bed must be undefiled!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicy? by Nobody: 12:52am On Sep 20, 2007
+osisi:

we only say it so many times to make sure you understood it.
If you heard it and responded the first night,there'll be no need for repetitions grin
afterall there are other topics yet undiscussed
omoge no be so?

Why do women have so many topics to discuss? Can we just watch the soccer game in perfect peace?  grin
Is it too much to ask that we not be told the same thing over and over and over again? We heard you the first time, we just dont think it is important if you have to say it a second time, repeating it a third time is a criminal offence.
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicy? by omoge(f): 12:53am On Sep 20, 2007
grin

davidylan:

There is absolutely nothing wrong with asking "few questions", just do so after sex and when we are fast asleep.

Very True!

+osisi:

david?
the bed must be undefiled!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicy? by Nobody: 12:53am On Sep 20, 2007
+osisi:

david?
the bed must be undefiled!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes ke!  grin There are no stains on the bed just yet
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicy? by omoge(f): 12:54am On Sep 20, 2007
amen! another way to make marriage spicy.
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicy? by osisi5: 12:55am On Sep 20, 2007
davidylan:

Why do women have so many topics to discuss? Can we just watch the soccer game in perfect peace?  grin
Is it too much to ask that we not be told the same thing over and over and over again? We heard you the first time, we just don't think it is important if you have to say it a second time, repeating it a third time is a criminal offence.

well as long as you're in that house and there's a topic at hand,you must discuss whether you like it or not.
"we must talk"
The earlier you open your mouth and begin talking,giving the right answers,the better
Or you will not enjoy that game lai lai.
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicy? by Nobody: 12:58am On Sep 20, 2007
+osisi:

well as long as you're in that house and there's a topic at hand,you must discuss whether you like it or not.
"we must talk"
The earlier you open your mouth and begin talking,giving the right answers,the better
Or you will not enjoy that game lai lai.

Thank God for the invention of pubs, clubs and peppersoup joints. grin At least there we can watch the champions league in peace without Mama Junior's pesky interrogations.
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicy? by osisi5: 1:00am On Sep 20, 2007
havent't you heard of mama sikira carrying the conversation over to the peppersoup joints?
when a serious discussion needs to thrashed out,the only thing that can save him is death.
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicy? by osisi5: 1:01am On Sep 20, 2007
even your dreams and nightmares will not be spared.
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicy? by omoge(f): 1:05am On Sep 20, 2007
i don't like guys that patronise pubs and clubs esp if you are married, don't make it a habit David, go to the gym to cool off not pubs where you will soak up grin
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicy? by doyin13(m): 1:06am On Sep 20, 2007
omoge

come I dont drink nor smoke

I spend a lot of time in the gym as well

Come make I marry you grin grin
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicy? by osisi5: 1:08am On Sep 20, 2007
omoge:

i don't like guys that patronise pubs and clubs esp if you are married, don't make it a habit David, go to the gym to cool off not pubs where you will soak up grin

omoge they have juice and oyster bars now for non alcoholics.
A man can go there with other guys to watch the superbowl on theater sized screens
and the waitresses are not dressed like little jezebels
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicy? by Nobody: 1:08am On Sep 20, 2007
+osisi:

havent't you heard of mama sikira carrying the conversation over to the peppersoup joints?
when a serious discussion needs to thrashed out,the only thing that can save him is death.


Little wonder women live longer than men.  grin It must have something to do with all those years of listening to Mama Bomboy drone on like a mosquito in his poor ears. What are these mysterious issues that ALL women want to thrash out? Where were they when we were dating?

Or perhaps marriage miraculously manufactures them?

omoge:

i don't like guys that patronise pubs and clubs esp if you are married, don't make it a habit David, go to the gym to cool off not pubs where you will soak up grin

lol i dont drink neither do i go to clubs or pubs. Anywhere but home will do anytime "serious issues" are about to be thrashed out.  grin
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicy? by omoge(f): 1:10am On Sep 20, 2007
lol grin
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicy? by osisi5: 1:11am On Sep 20, 2007
doyin13:

omoge

come I don't drink nor smoke

I spend a lot of time in the gym as well

Come make I marry you grin grin

Omoge say yes.
This may be the knight we've been waiting for LOL
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicy? by omoge(f): 1:12am On Sep 20, 2007
doyin and david, you guys keep it up cheesy.
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicy? by omoge(f): 1:13am On Sep 20, 2007
@ osisi

kinky ones dey fear me ooo  grin and both of them (doyin and david) are really kinky  grin

don't forget his wwf and david's #10 from Ms. Tanna grin grin
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicy? by doyin13(m): 1:15am On Sep 20, 2007
come david eh

which ones be your own

anywhere i dey try claim woman your id dey show up angry
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicy? by osisi5: 1:15am On Sep 20, 2007
davidylan:

Little wonder women live longer than men.  grin It must have something to do with all those years of listening to Mama Bomboy drone on like a mosquito in his poor ears. What are these mysterious issues that ALL women want to thrash out? Where were they when we were dating?

Or perhaps marriage miraculously manufactures them?

lol i don't drink neither do i go to clubs or pubs. Anywhere but home will do anytime "serious issues" are about to be thrashed out.  grin

david, women are emotional by nature.
that's the fault of our estrogen and progesterone.
They make us want to "iron things out constantly"
and at that time of the month,here comes the mother of all "discussions"
The man should be lucky to be alive in those 4  to 10 days(depending on the woman)
You just have to live with it and keep discussing LOL
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicy? by Nobody: 1:17am On Sep 20, 2007
@ omoge, welcome to WWE with Doyin13  grin

omoge:

don't forget his wwf and david's #10 from Ms. Tanna grin grin

If you've never tried #10 with your BF watching, you are still in the 17th century. tongue

doyin13:

come david eh

which ones be your own

anywhere i dey try claim woman your id dey show up angry


Maybe the woman no be your own. grin
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicy? by Nobody: 1:19am On Sep 20, 2007
+osisi:

david, women are emotional by nature.
that's the fault of our estrogen and progesterone.
They make us want to "iron things out constantly"
and at that time of the month,here comes the mother of all "discussions"
The man should be lucky to be alive in those 4 to 10 days(depending on the woman)
You just have to live with it and keep discussing LOL

Yet more excuses. grin Keep using "that time of the month" as your get out of jail free card to harrass poor men. I have my own well honed strategies of avoiding "discussions". Dont worry. cheesy
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicy? by osisi5: 1:20am On Sep 20, 2007
davidylan:

Yet more excuses. grin Keep using "that time of the month" as your get out of jail free card to harrass poor men. I have my own well honed strategies of avoiding "discussions". Dont worry. cheesy

get into you "humvee" and speed off?
well agaracha must come back
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicy? by Tanna(f): 1:20am On Sep 20, 2007
All of the tips I suggest have been tried, tested, approved, and practiced regularly.

11 years of marriage has taught me a few things - and I am a very good student cool
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicy? by osisi5: 1:22am On Sep 20, 2007
tanna,I only have almost a year to boast of.
Please teach me.
I'm here to learn
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicy? by omoge(f): 1:24am On Sep 20, 2007
david, I wouldn't do such!!! call me anything  pal david tongue

i believe you should be open in marriage ONLY.

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