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| Mr. Bear & Mr. Rabbit Part 1: by freezy(m): 8:50pm On Sep 04, 2007 |
Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit lived in the same forest, but they didn't like each other very much. One day, while walking through the woods, and they came across a golden frog. They were amazed when the frog talked to them. The golden frog admitted that he didn't often meet anyone, but, when he did, he always gave them six wishes, so he told them that they could have three wishes each. Mr. Bear immediately wished that all the other bears in the forest were females. The frog granted his wish. Mr. Rabbit, after thinking for a while, wished for a crash helmet. One appeared immediately, and he placed it on his head. Mr. Bear was amazed at Mr. Rabbit's wish, but carried on with his second wish. He wished that all the bears in the neighboring forests were females as well, and the frog granted his wish. Mr. Rabbit then wished for a motorcycle. It appeared before him, and he climbed on board and started revving the engine. Mr. Bear could not believe it and complained that Mr. Rabbit had wasted two wishes that he could have had for himself. Shaking his head, Mr. Bear made his final wish, that all the other bears in the world were females as well, leaving him as the only male bear in the world. The frog replied that it had been done, and they both turned to Mr. Rabbit for his last wish. Mr. Rabbit revved the engine, thought for a second, then said, “I wish that Mr. Bear was gay!” and rode off as fast as he could.
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| Re: Mr. Bear & Mr. Rabbit Part 1: by Migines(m): 8:56pm On Sep 04, 2007 |
D dumb ass bear will definitely spend d rest of his lyf chasing after a bike! Lmao |
| Re: Mr. Bear & Mr. Rabbit Part 1: by donjohano(m): 8:59pm On Sep 04, 2007 |
Brilliant! |
| Re: Mr. Bear & Mr. Rabbit Part 1: by mimiko(f): 9:27pm On Sep 04, 2007 |
this wish thingywen will experience one, poor bear he can make do with the golden frog if its a male |
| Re: Mr. Bear & Mr. Rabbit Part 1: by freezy(m): 6:13pm On Sep 05, 2007 |
i think the bear'd better pray the frog was female, |
| Re: Mr. Bear & Mr. Rabbit Part 1: by Nobody: 6:30pm On Sep 05, 2007 |
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| Re: Mr. Bear & Mr. Rabbit Part 1: by sakin4life(m): 6:31pm On Sep 05, 2007 |
Wow. i've just been knocked off my chair. Please, someone should predict when i would stop laughing. Freezy, that was really ingenious.  |
| Re: Mr. Bear & Mr. Rabbit Part 1: by seun001(m): 8:01pm On Sep 05, 2007 |
wow! |
| Re: Mr. Bear & Mr. Rabbit Part 1: by clemcykul(f): 2:21pm On Sep 08, 2007 |
heyyy be ready to employ cos am comn 2 u wid my apllication leeter  ur joke got me fired like a cannon ball nice one  |
| Re: Mr. Bear & Mr. Rabbit Part 1: by CrazyMan(m): 8:39pm On Sep 08, 2007 |
Nice |
| Re: Mr. Bear & Mr. Rabbit Part 1: by gife(m): 10:42pm On Sep 09, 2007 |
borrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggg.pointlesss |
| Re: Mr. Bear & Mr. Rabbit Part 1: by jossy1luv(f): 10:57am On Sep 10, 2007 |
FREEZY THATS A NICE ONE LOL |
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