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Reason Why U Guys Should Stay Off Alcohol by StudioCFR(m): 2:36pm On Sep 26, 2011
A drunk was dreaming dat he died and was reincarnated on earth as a chicken. . . He became heavy and tried laying an egg. He pushed and pushed to lay the 1st egg, then the 2nd.
He was pushing to lay a 3rd egg when his wife screamed covering her nose ''EFE'' u dey shiiiit for BED o
Re: Reason Why U Guys Should Stay Off Alcohol by bashydemy(m): 3:53pm On Sep 26, 2011
what am i doing here? so dry
Re: Reason Why U Guys Should Stay Off Alcohol by Mortiple(m): 4:11pm On Sep 26, 2011
Try again! grin
Re: Reason Why U Guys Should Stay Off Alcohol by Ben13: 4:29pm On Sep 26, 2011
lol Studio, once again, has shared one of his life experiences. cheesy
Re: Reason Why U Guys Should Stay Off Alcohol by bingbagbo(m): 9:03pm On Sep 26, 2011
* reading my bible *
Re: Reason Why U Guys Should Stay Off Alcohol by oderemo(m): 10:42pm On Sep 26, 2011
studio y u dey run fever now, leave that blodklat singbagbo to sleep in the gutter.
na alaba market bwyo.
Re: Reason Why U Guys Should Stay Off Alcohol by bashydemy(m): 12:02am On Sep 27, 2011
Studio when you will stop all this nonsese of yours?
Re: Reason Why U Guys Should Stay Off Alcohol by StudioCFR(m): 2:28am On Sep 27, 2011
ode remo:

studio y u dey run fever now, leave that blodklat singbagbo to sleep in the gutter.
na alaba market bwyo.

i no get time for all dat nonsense him dey do. . Dats why i dey direct all his insults to his folks at home.




bashy_demy:

Studio when you will stop all this nonsese of yours?

Re: Reason Why U Guys Should Stay Off Alcohol by bashydemy(m): 7:04am On Sep 27, 2011
^^ Yes studio sorry if you find that offensive
Re: Reason Why U Guys Should Stay Off Alcohol by francisj(m): 7:10am On Sep 27, 2011
Studio CFR:

A drunk was dreaming dat he died and was reincarnated on earth as a chicken. . . He became heavy and tried laying an egg. He pushed and pushed to lay the 1st egg, then the 2nd.
He was pushing to lay a 3rd egg when his wife screamed covering her nose ''EFE'' u dey shiiiit for BED o

he-he-heeeeeeeeeeee
funny

I stil dey laugh ooooooooo

he-he-he-he-heee, he-he-he-hheeee
Re: Reason Why U Guys Should Stay Off Alcohol by StudioCFR(m): 7:42am On Sep 27, 2011
Be careful so u dont break your ribs o

Lol
Re: Reason Why U Guys Should Stay Off Alcohol by bashydemy(m): 1:55pm On Sep 27, 2011
mtcheww

Exit thread
Re: Reason Why U Guys Should Stay Off Alcohol by StudioCFR(m): 5:31pm On Sep 27, 2011
I dont have your time boy. . . . So clear!

MtchewI dont have your time boy. . . . So clear!

Mtchew
Re: Reason Why U Guys Should Stay Off Alcohol by dammizz(m): 7:02pm On Sep 27, 2011
OP;

Not funnie
Re: Reason Why U Guys Should Stay Off Alcohol by bashydemy(m): 9:06pm On Sep 27, 2011
Tell am oo
Re: Reason Why U Guys Should Stay Off Alcohol by StudioCFR(m): 7:17am On Sep 28, 2011
Dont Beef Me
Re: Reason Why U Guys Should Stay Off Alcohol by Dabss(m): 11:25am On Sep 28, 2011
Old
Re: Reason Why U Guys Should Stay Off Alcohol by Nobody: 12:17pm On Sep 28, 2011
Seen This before Duh! undecided
Re: Reason Why U Guys Should Stay Off Alcohol by StudioCFR(m): 12:38pm On Sep 28, 2011
Dear El guapo,

i've not heard from u for a very long time now. .were u banned as usual
Re: Reason Why U Guys Should Stay Off Alcohol by Nobody: 12:43pm On Sep 28, 2011
As Usual? grin grin

Nope Bro i've been around, just feeling pretty Cool at Romance Sec, So whats Popping? cool cool
Re: Reason Why U Guys Should Stay Off Alcohol by bashydemy(m): 5:59pm On Sep 28, 2011
@ studio did you say beaf?
Re: Reason Why U Guys Should Stay Off Alcohol by StudioCFR(m): 11:11pm On Sep 28, 2011
El Guapo:

As Usual? grin grin

Nope Bro i've been around, just feeling pretty Cool at Romance Sec, So whats Popping? cool cool


Lol




bashy_demy:

@ studio did you say beaf?

u no soji
Comot!

Mtchew
Re: Reason Why U Guys Should Stay Off Alcohol by bashydemy(m): 7:51am On Sep 29, 2011
^^^ sorry bro my name no be soji ok

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