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| Naijaman by kaybee(m): 4:00pm On May 25, 2006 |
A very successful Nigerian Man parked his brand-new Lexus in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a trailer passed by too close and completely tore off the door on the driver's side. The man immediately grabbed his cell phone, called the police, and within minutes a policeman pulled up. Before the officer had a chance to ask any questions, the man started screaming hysterically. His Lexus, which he had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter what the panel beater did to it. When the man finally wound down from his ranting and raving, the officer shook his head in disgust and disbelief. "I can't believe how materialistic you are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else. ""How can you say such a thing?" asked the Man. The cop replied, "Don't you know that your left arm is missing from the elbow down? It must have been torn off when the truck hit you." "Oh My God!" screamed the man, "My Rolex!!" |
| Re: Naijaman by kay9(m): 4:59pm On Jun 25, 2008 |
 A 5000 dollar rolex at that! |
| Re: Naijaman by bibs(f): 5:14pm On Jun 25, 2008 |
Rolex again! not even the hand. Naija man indeed. |
| Re: Naijaman by Jeovy(m): 7:41pm On Jun 25, 2008 |
poor man indeed |
| Re: Naijaman by folahann(m): 12:12am On Jun 26, 2008 |
May be the man was using artificial hand |
| Re: Naijaman by benjay1(m): 12:20am On Jun 26, 2008 |
Not just a Naija man, but a confirmed Ibo Man to me. |
| Re: Naijaman by jaymobb(m): 1:28am On Jun 26, 2008 |
boy true talk |
| Re: Naijaman by ituen(m): 5:58am On Jun 26, 2008 |
That guy na correct man |
| Re: Naijaman by clemcykul(f): 9:27am On Jun 26, 2008 |
lmao good piece there |
| Re: Naijaman by benjay1(m): 10:15am On Jun 26, 2008 |
**rushes into the room. . . . who dey pursue me self ?  Looks around and finds out no one was watching. . I think i have to stop driking. tiptoes out quietly. |
| Re: Naijaman by jaymobb(m): 10:48am On Jun 26, 2008 |
**come fall inside gutter** |
| Re: Naijaman by benjay1(m): 10:55am On Jun 26, 2008 |
see how God dey show me my enemies. @jaymobb how e dey do u ? |
| Re: Naijaman by clemcykul(f): 10:59am On Jun 26, 2008 |
no mind jaymobb na hunger dey make am frustrate. @ben why u too dey drink *collects beer, drinks and gets drunk, staggers to iteun akara joint* |
| Re: Naijaman by benjay1(m): 11:07am On Jun 26, 2008 |
holds clem, as she strolls to ituen's akara inc. |
| Re: Naijaman by jaymobb(m): 11:33am On Jun 26, 2008 |
ituen wey don carry akara girl go house na im una dey find |
| Re: Naijaman by clemcykul(f): 11:51am On Jun 26, 2008 |
*flies into iteun's room, chei ol boi u be dog?* why dat style   |
| Re: Naijaman by folly69(m): 12:11pm On Jun 26, 2008 |
hmmmn clemcy u no go close ya eye b4 e blind |
| Re: Naijaman by benjay1(m): 12:19pm On Jun 26, 2008 |
@folly you are talking to someone that has a phd in bla bla bla. |
| Re: Naijaman by jaymobb(m): 12:41pm On Jun 26, 2008 |
na which skul dey award that kain certificate |
| Re: Naijaman by clemcykul(f): 12:52pm On Jun 26, 2008 |
only my institute |
| Re: Naijaman by benjay1(m): 3:36pm On Jun 26, 2008 |
Gbam !!! |
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