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Hilarious Countdown To Tinubu's Inauguration:opposition Parties Left In Stitches by oikirodah(m): 1:18pm On May 28, 2023
The Hilarious Countdown to Tinubu's Inauguration: Opposition Parties Left in Stitches

In the realm of Nigerian politics, a highly anticipated event is unfolding—the inauguration of President-elect Asiwaju Bola Tinubu. As the nation braces itself for this momentous occasion, the opposition parties, the Labour Party and the PDP, find themselves entangled in a web of confusion and disbelief.

With each passing moment, their attempts to halt Tinubu's rise to power seem more and more comical.

As the clock ticked closer to the fateful day, the federal high court and supreme court played an unwitting role in turning this political drama into a sidesplitting comedy. Like mischievous jesters, they tossed aside one opposition case after another, leaving the parties in a state of disarray. It was as if the courts were participating in an elaborate game of "Let's see how many cases we can dismiss before lunch!"

But let us rewind a bit and delve into the journey that led us to this joyful  moment. Tinubu, a towering figure in Nigerian politics, had spent decades meticulously preparing for this day.

Like a wise old tortoise, he slowly but steadily advanced toward his goal, building alliances, and garnering support from all corners of the country.

While the opposition parties engaged in a never-ending circus of discord and infighting, Tinubu's calm and focused demeanor mirrored the proverbial calmness of a serene river.

Ah, na so opposition dey behave! Instead make dem listen to the sense wey dey our local proverbs like "Frog wey jump for daylight, e go land for pot wey snake dey chop," dem come dey pour plenty baseless talk and propaganda against Tinubu.

But alas, dem actions na like chicken wey dey dance for rain—entertainment for eye but e no fit change anything.

E don set for tomorrow when Tinubu go show face, carry im hand put for office, begin lead. The opposition parties, as dem see say their efforts na pure waste, no get choice but to sit down, watch as the comedy wey dem create dey unfold.

And so, as tomorrow approaches, we eagerly await the moment when President-elect Asiwaju Bola Tinubu stands tall and takes the oath of office. The nation will erupt in joy, celebrating the triumph of perseverance, preparation, and the unwavering spirit of the Nigerian people.

The opposition parties will learn a valuable lesson: you cannot fight against destiny with lies and hate.

Tomorrow will mark the beginning of a new chapter, filled with hope, resilience, and, of course, a hearty dose of laughter.

Osigwe Omo-Ikirodah is the Chairman and CEO of Bush Radio Academy.

Source iReporteronline.


https://ireporteronline.com.ng/blog/the-hilarious-countdown-to-tinubus-inauguration-opposition-parties-left-in-stitches/

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Re: Hilarious Countdown To Tinubu's Inauguration:opposition Parties Left In Stitches by ipobarecriminals: 1:24pm On May 28, 2023
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Re: Hilarious Countdown To Tinubu's Inauguration:opposition Parties Left In Stitches by Advancedpenis: 1:25pm On May 28, 2023
Bola Ahmed Tinubu is a crook

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Re: Hilarious Countdown To Tinubu's Inauguration:opposition Parties Left In Stitches by femisplash: 2:18pm On May 28, 2023
Jagaban is a tree of knowlege, he gat to be studied at Havard.

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Re: Hilarious Countdown To Tinubu's Inauguration:opposition Parties Left In Stitches by cjames12345: 12:30am On May 29, 2023
Osigwe Omo-Ikirodah the hungry praise singer. I thought you would have made it by now or at least be rewarded by the people you lie for but apparently you are still hungry and writing for them hoping to be compensated.

These men you praise came to limelight on the back of our stolen common wealth which have deprived people like you of opportunities. Have you ever stopped to wonder how far you would have gone in life if the playing field was levelled. Osigwe hear me loud and clear.......they are your oppressors and the reason why you remain a common propaganda tool. #WakeUp
Re: Hilarious Countdown To Tinubu's Inauguration:opposition Parties Left In Stitches by bhella10: 2:44am On May 29, 2023
cjames12345:
Osigwe Omo-Ikirodah the hungry praise singer. I thought you would have made it by now or at least be rewarded by the people you lie for but apparently you are still hungry and writing for them hoping to be compensated.

These men you praise came to limelight on the back of our stolen common wealth which have deprived people like you of opportunities. Have you ever stopped to wonder how far you would have gone in life if the playing field was levelled. Osigwe hear me loud and clear.......they are your oppressors and the reason why you remain a common propaganda tool. #WakeUp
Somehow you managed to stay awake to stalk and as usual wail about what's not. Omo to ni iya oun o ni sun...

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