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Funniest Piece I've Read This Year by Saintdan0421(m): 4:14pm On May 29, 2023 |
Welcome to South Africa ππ -We call every toothpaste COLGATE! We don't careπ π π! We are like thatπ π π! -We call every insecticide, DOOM! We can't help itπππ! -We call every detergent OMO It's in our DNAπππ! -We point at an empty chair and ask βWho's sitting thereβ? We are like thatπ π π ββοΈπ ββοΈ! We use our mouth and our hand to knock at the same time "koh koh koh" Who's in the houseπ ββοΈ We are just like that. -When ESKOMβ‘ takes Electricity, we go out and, check if it's the whole street! We are just like thatπ π ! -We use a bar of soap till it looks like a sim card We don't have a problemπππ! -We buy something, skip instructions & ask neighbors how it's used! We don't careππ€£! -We withdraw money from an ATM then count it before walking away. We don't trust anybody, not even a machine that is made by manππ€£ππ€£ππ€£, we are in South Africa phela. -We lock the car then try to open it 2 times before walking away! This is Mzansi phela. We are courteous ππ€£ππ€£π€£. -We turn off the volume just to smell what's burning, -We are like thatππ€£π -We can't change, the way we are ππ -We are πππ€ͺSouth Africans. πππππ When We are inside a bus and the driver takes an unfamiliar route or turn, we all remove our ear phones to see clearly πππ. We are Africansππππππ * Copied. Make una add una own too.. 1 Like |
Re: Funniest Piece I've Read This Year by Saintdan0421(m): 4:20pm On May 29, 2023 |
Every softdrink in naija is called minerals.. Every noodles is tagged indomie.. Every diaper is pampers.. Every Northerner is an Aboki. |
Re: Funniest Piece I've Read This Year by Odunayo433(f): 4:26pm On May 29, 2023 |
Lol It's funny ASF 1 Like |
Re: Funniest Piece I've Read This Year by Jaypayne(m): 6:01pm On May 31, 2023 |
Lol |
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