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During a robbery in Zimbabwe, the bank robber shouted to everyone in the bank: "Don't move. The money belongs to the State. Your life belongs to you." Everyone in the bank lay down quietly. This is called the "Mind Changing Concept” Changing the conventional way of thinking.

When a lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber shouted at her: "Please be civilized! This is a robbery and not a rape!" This is called "Being Professional” Focus only on what you are trained to do!

When the bank robbers returned home, the younger robber (MBA-trained) told the older robber (who has only completed Year 6 in primary school): "Big brother, let's count how much we got." The older robber rebutted and said: "You are very stupid. There is so much money it will take us a long time to count. Tonight, the TV news will tell us how much we robbed from the bank!" This is called "Experience.” Nowadays, experience is more important than paper qualifications!

After the robbers had left, the bank manager told the bank supervisor to call the police quickly. But the supervisor said to him: "Wait! Let us take out $10 million from the bank for ourselves and add it to the $70 million that we have previously embezzled from the bank”. This is called "Swim with the tide.” Converting an unfavourable situation to your advantage! The supervisor says: "It will be good if there is a robbery every month." This is called "Killing Boredom.” Personal Happiness is more important than your job.

The next day, the TV news reported that $100 million was taken from the bank. The robbers counted and counted and counted, but they could only count $20 million. The robbers were very angry and complained: "We risked our lives and only took $20 million. The bank manager took $80 million with a snap of his fingers. It looks like it is better to be educated than to be a thief!" This is called "Knowledge is worth as much as gold!" The bank manager was smiling and happy because his losses in the share market are now covered by this robbery. This is called "Seizing the opportunity.” Daring to take risks!

So who are the real robbers here?

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You wey steal another person intellect!

Odetokun3:
You wey steal another person intellect!

Learn to read to the end before making an uninformed judgement.


An acknowledgement is right there on the down script, boldly written.

Stop been hasty!

RaySimran:


Learn to read to the end before making an uninformed judgement.


An acknowledgement is right there on the down script, boldly written.

Stop been hasty!

Copied is an acknowledgment? Plus show me proof it was there when I dropped my comment.

Thanks.

Odetokun3:


Copied is an acknowledgment? Plus show me proof it was there when I dropped my comment.

Thanks.

it's obvious that you you didn't read to the end.

Tinubu

Everybody na tiff


Ole ni everybody



Gbogbo won no ole

They are all thieves. Case closed.

All of them, esp the bank manager.

Question of the day - What will the robbers do now? Report so as to get back at the bank manager or manage the small money they stole?

Check my siggy

Everyone does steal, it is in the contract we signed. If you are careless to be caught, you get punished. If you go away without being noticed, the society will even bow for you making waves in life.

Getting to the top of the ladder in life is not always easy, corners have to be cut, rules be bent, at times, blood be shed. It is the magnitude of your boldess that determines the height and width of your money sacks.

Be ready to make history if you damn what history says about being pious and just.

I rest here...

donproject2:
Everyone does steal, it is in the contract we signed. If you are careless to be caught, you get punished. If you go away without being noticed, the society will even bow for you making waves in life.

Getting to the top of the ladder in life is not always easy, corners have to be cut, rules be bent, at times, blood be shed. It is the magnitude of your boldess that determines the height and width of your money sacks.

Be ready to make history if you damn what history says about being pious and just.

I rest here...

Wisdom

rainlover:
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During a robbery in Zimbabwe

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If what they stole is Zimbabwean Dollars, then they are criminals for wasting everyone's time.

rainlover:
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During a robbery in Zimbabwe, the bank robber shouted to everyone in the bank: "Don't move. The money belongs to the State. Your life belongs to you." Everyone in the bank lay down quietly. This is called the "Mind Changing Concept” Changing the conventional way of thinking.

When a lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber shouted at her: "Please be civilized! This is a robbery and not a rape!" This is called "Being Professional” Focus only on what you are trained to do!

When the bank robbers returned home, the younger robber (MBA-trained) told the older robber (who has only completed Year 6 in primary school): "Big brother, let's count how much we got." The older robber rebutted and said: "You are very stupid. There is so much money it will take us a long time to count. Tonight, the TV news will tell us how much we robbed from the bank!" This is called "Experience.” Nowadays, experience is more important than paper qualifications!

After the robbers had left, the bank manager told the bank supervisor to call the police quickly. But the supervisor said to him: "Wait! Let us take out $10 million from the bank for ourselves and add it to the $70 million that we have previously embezzled from the bank”. This is called "Swim with the tide.” Converting an unfavourable situation to your advantage! The supervisor says: "It will be good if there is a robbery every month." This is called "Killing Boredom.” Personal Happiness is more important than your job.

The next day, the TV news reported that $100 million was taken from the bank. The robbers counted and counted and counted, but they could only count $20 million. The robbers were very angry and complained: "We risked our lives and only took $20 million. The bank manager took $80 million with a snap of his fingers. It looks like it is better to be educated than to be a thief!" This is called "Knowledge is worth as much as gold!" The bank manager was smiling and happy because his losses in the share market are now covered by this robbery. This is called "Seizing the opportunity.” Daring to take risks!

So who are the real robbers here?

#Copied

when i read this years back,them say na China, soon e go be nigeria