It was my 45th birthday.

On waking up, my wife didn't even say a word to me. So I just thought she had forgotten. I decided to go to breakfast, thinking my children would make my day, but they also seemed to have forgotten.

Dejected, I decided to go to work not saying a word to any one. On getting to my office, my secretary greeted me, and with a lovely smile on her face, she said "happy birthday" and handed me a lovely bunch of flowers.

So I thought to myself, well, someone finally remembered. At break time, she came over to my office and said, " you've been working all day, lets go out for lunch". I was so happy, packed up my work and left the office. We did not go to the usual resturant, we went some where cool, had an exquisite meal, gisted, laughed and felt cool with each other's presence.

After lunch, she said to me again, " lets go over to my place and cool of a little". I just smiled with pleasure and felt happy to be loved.

So we went to her house, and she said to me, just feel at home and relax while I go in and change into something more comfortable.

She went in and after what seemed like 5mins., came out holding a massive cake. Followed closely by my wife and kids, all smiling.

But there I sat on the couch, naked. And feeling like a fool.

what a setup

OHH dear dear (shakes head)
what u would have done is simple, just tell ur wife u knew she was there,
and dat u wanted to surprise her also

as for the secretary just whisper into her ears, "To be continued in the office)

Lol
She beda start lukn 4 anoda job, nd if she find, she beta stay off ne thing that stats wit "surp"

Come to think of it, mayb he only wanted some fresh air?

The poor guy was just following orders. "To go to his secretary's house to cool off some more". i can imagine the look on his children's faces with their father's thing (u know na) at breaking point.

Hmmm