1.

While some of us were hustling to buy needle so we can sew cloth on the new app, keke Palmer with less fabric didn’t need to enter keke before she was brought to Twitter court of justice after she was accused of turning Usher to stripping pole.

2.

The case wasn’t that serious till Keke Palmers baby daddy (Darius Jackson) came here to report Keke Palmer that we too we should see what she is doing, is it good?

Because the kind rocking wey Usher collect from Keke Palmer body, even The Rock no fit collect am.

3.

With a heavy flow of eye liquid, Darius came to quote the Keke and Usher rocking video with..

“It’s the outfit tho… you a mom”

He added that he is a family man and he has morals and standard he believes in and that’s how some part of Twitter turned him to tiger gen

4.

As some of us were sympathizing with baba oni baba, Feminist coven people sent their PRO (Uju Anya) to come and scatter everything.

That one came and said Darius is useless because it’s Keke Palmer that bought phone and data for him

She added

“A kept hoe should keep quiet”


5.

That’s not all oo
Patriachy Fc, Misogny and Alpha male twitter too did carnival after Uju’s tweet to celebrate the feat because Uju has given them arm and ammunition for them to defeat their adversaries.

Uju’s poetic phrase caused more havoc than the rocking video yesterday

6.

President of Understanding Boyfriend association (Gershom) came and asked…

“Do you people not go clubbing with your partners? If you do, are your partners not allowed to collect rocks from others?”

Twitter people left Ujus case to feast on innocent Gershom


7.

One guy (Mr Bright) idk if that’s his real name but he came to ask..

“Bad bitch and ashawo are two different things right ?”

(Nwakati) quoted him..

“Ashawo is the state. Bad bitch is the being. A bad bitch can rise up to the occasion should there be a need for ashawo.”

8.

In other news, one guy in Ekiti (Sugartee) after watching kissing booth, he started preparing to break longest kissing marathon record before the state government stopped him.

We never even settle chef Dammy own sef

Ekiti people wan tear Guiness Record book for them😂

9.

Few days ago that our landlord (Elon musk) came to threaten us that he will limit the way we enter his house.

That’s how all of us said we are leaving his house for Truth Social and before most of us got there, we heard the truth about the app and decided to stay back. And lastly please 🙏 don’t forget to trade with us, we buy all kind of cryptocurrencies and E-currencies

That will be all for today😁

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