YAHWEH, JESUS, ALLAH AND OTHER RELIGIOUS GODS ARE NOT FAKE

1. If Yahweh, Jesus, Allah and other religious Gods are not fake, why can't I know them naturally without the torah, bible, quran and other religious books?

2. If Yahweh, Jesus, Allah and other religious Gods are not fake, why are they not as undeniable as air, water, food, pain and sleep?

3. If Yahweh, Jesus, Allah and other religious Gods are not fake, why are animals, plants, insects and non-human creatures not worshipping them?

4. If Yahweh, Jesus, Allah and other religious Gods are not fake, why are they not almighty, omnipotent, omniscient and omnipresent enough to stop their worshippers from experiencing thirst, hunger, pain, suffering, sickness and death?

"Every God worships Pain, Fear, Hunger, Sickness and Death without bowing, kneeling or praying."

In order to promote peace, harmony and religious tolerance in the world, +234 909 5000 603 has decided that every God must be worshipped on different days of the week. We, therefore, encourage everyone to adopt and abide by the timetable below.



TIMETABLE FOR WORSHIP OF THE GODS

SUNDAYS:
CHI-UKWU (00:00 - 11:59)
RA (12:00 - 23:59)

MONDAYS:
ZEUS (00:00 - 11:59)
ODIN (12:00 - 23:59)

TUESDAYS:
BUDDHA (00:00 - 11:59)
SHIVA (12:00 - 23:59)

WEDNESDAYS:
ALLAH (00:00 - 11:59)
JESUS (12:00 - 23:59)

THURSDAYS:
AMATERASU (00:00 - 11:59)
SHANGDI (12:00 - 23:59)

FRIDAYS:
OLUMBA OLUMBA OBU (00:00 - 11:59)
SAT GURU MAHARAJI (12:00 - 23:59)

SATURDAYS:
ANY RANDOM GOD (00:00 - 11:59)
NO GOD (12:00 - 23:59)