Enjoy and appericiate these jokes
1.poor man babe nah rich man side chick
rich man wife nah poor man sugar mummy
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dis lyf no balance o
2. Pool party at my place tomorrow
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Note kindly come along with your water
3. Since wey una start to Dey call Garri groceries the thing come cost for market
4. Me as a surgeon
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Oga breathe firste be like say i don cut your lungs
5. You're living in a house with giant dogsand you're complaining that i don't visit you
Am sorry dear, it's just that i don't want to meet God unexpectedly
6. If You Were Me
You For Don Craze By Now
7. Tall guys with dread locks will be lookinglike coconut tree
8. Try dey commit crime your soulmate fit dey prison

9. Taste her cooking before you marry her. Many of us fall in love with ass/boobs and end up eating bread and coke.!
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10. U are 6 feet tall, u still com wear 6 inches
high heeled shoe...shey u wan whisper to
God?
11. Me as a surgeon
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Oga breathe firste be like say i don cut your lungs
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12. I'm Homy
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Learn how to read carefully
13. Dear Girls
Boys have account number too

14. 9yrs old wants the latest iphone
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When I was 9 i wanted poster colour
15. I come ur marriage u no give me rice
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E b like una no ready to born

16. Me : *Walks on my knees*
Someone : Whu you doing
Me : Tryna see how short people see things
17. Having sėx with a prostitute will
be like.....
:Say my name baby
:Ahh customer.
18. You don't own no man a big ass, nor boobs or anything , appreciate how God made you.

1. Relationship anniversary scarce this year, wetin happen
2. I don tire. Which one be long hours k!ss again. Abeg make everybody come out make we restart this country again
3. Hope you are not forcing anything? Who need space, give am!
Who need sláp, give am!
Any relationship wey em transport pass 200 naira, Na distance relationship
PHAMOTEEJOKES
1. People become very religious when their exams are close
3. If not of invigilators
What is first class that I cannot carry
4. Are you aware that another girl is scared of losing your boyfriend?
5. Apple is now N500 Thank God say na forbidden fruit
6. "high as fvck. I'm never drinking again"
For Black bullet way Dem remain for u?
7. You are a boy, you hate football but love zeeworld
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Well done ma!!
8. I'm glad I'm not a girl. What if I had a small yansh. So Sad
9. If I catch my destiny helper like this,he go explain why he no quick find me
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10. Because we eat Eran odun for your house u dey post feed the poor
11. That fake conversation before they ask you for a favour
12. Singing wrong lyric with confidence is a talent
13. You're dating a soldier and you're smiling at me! Do you want me to loss my remaining teeth?
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14. I remember when I got dumped through WhatsApp call by my Ex and WhatsApp asked me to rate the call⭐
15. "God bless her new home"
Home wey she don dey live for 4 years before marriage
16. Those dat travel on Indian airlineUna dey try o...
What if pilot start Dancing
17. Must you knack harder before water comes out
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This coconut sef
18. I feel lonely at home...
I swear I need BJ
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Like Bank Job

1. Girls don't call with soft voice again, now they be sounding like burna boy
2. If I Laugh Small, I Go Just Remember Say I No Get Money, My Mood Go Just Spoil.
3. Your boyfriend walk to studio and back, only to rap about Lamborghinis and Ferraris.
4. Nobody ask me the source of my poverty now ooo
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5. Advice here and there. At the end na wetin de my mind I go do
6. I have a joke about Anambra traders, Buh it is in my second shop
7. Girls be like "omg you have such a baby face" okay...breastfeed me then☹️
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8. pray read your books cos this life is in every circumciances..sorry curcumriance..Oo this keyboard don start.☺☺
9. Me and my Ex wan reconcile. We no see true love anywhere
10. If he breaks your heart, break his head.
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Short Girls:☹️☹️
11. "school na scam" don become lecturer
12. Hug me till I smell like you❤️.
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Naso Amaka take get body odor☹️
13. Relationship stress can make u dial your girlfriend number in a calculator.
14. After my break up i snatched everything I bought for my Ex even pantìes
15. When did you notice that the HAHA reaction
Doesn't have
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Teeth?

SECTION A
1. If u like post crying emoji, I no go ask Wetin do u cos me sef no dey okay
2. Men wey dey do TIKTOK suppose dey see period☹️
3. A lot has been said.. but not to my face.
Dem no born dem well
4. Wahala for who no get village people in the fuel scarcity
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I go just call mamiwater too carry me go village with just 1k
5. If Ur SIM dy back of Ur phone
U need to Hustle Hard this year
6. If Ur phone no dy use in built Battery
U need to Work Hard this year
7. If u neva start dy use iPhone or Samsung
U need to Hustle Hard this year
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8. Anger issues choke for street
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Be careful who u dy wyne
9. E no far
E no far
Na so Moses carry the Israelites trek for 40years
10. Incase you are going through a lot, just be patient you will soon díe
11. Zobo wey enter glass cup na red wine.
Value what you have.❤️✅
~Phamotee 1567
12. Funeral speeches can make you believe Satan will be alone in hell.
13. My brother don't be busy buying expensive food for girls when your boxers look like you escaped bomb blast
14. Shav£d my balls with a Machete
Now I'm on my period
SECTION B
15. Let make jokes about Tattoo
I really want a tattoo but I don’t have another house to live in
16. Tattoo dey only fit people way get money.
If you broke , you be cultist
17. U have 8 tribal marks, stretch marks
scattered all ova ur body yet u still want a
tattoo...ah! my friend; u be zebra?!!

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18. "You don't look Yoruba"
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I'm sorry, I'm supposed to tattoo Oduduwa and Oranmiyan on my forehead

19. Having a tattoo on your body means you're cheap because no one can intentionally scratch Lamborghini or bugatti
20. Show me your tits, I show you my tattoos
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Tit for tat...

21. I like toto
Oh oo this my keypad
I mean I like tattoo
22. This Sapa is much….If I see 2k alert like this I fit even tattoo your face for my face

1. E reach my turn to be adult, everything cost
2. Whoever Carry Better Days Go Ahead
E No Go Ever Better For Im Papa
3. Bike man: where?
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Me: abeg help me pursue my dream I'm tired
4. She Already Has 12 Other Guys Tellin Her She's Pretty
Be Different, Tell Her About Jesus
5. Features that might just never happen in the Nigerian music industry
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Davido ft Wizkid
Ayra starr ft Tems
Portable ft Spyro
Simi ft Tiwa Savage
Zinoleezy ft Seyi Vibes
6. 100L student dey post
"Nothing to chop"
For 100L? You fit complete this school so??
7. EFCC caught me chatting a white man on freemode
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They pity me gimme 1K mk I sub.
8. 1 hotel room, 15 yahoo Boys inside.
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Na big brother naija?
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9. When people telling you to listen to your heart
But all I hear is : Gu Gu Gu”

10. Last year by this time we dey October.. this year just slow
11. Welcome to Nigeriawhere dey leave criminal case to investigate jamb score
12. If Price Of Rice No Come Down Before My Weeding, Na Garri All Of Una Go Chop
13. If Price Of Soft Drink No Come Down Beforw My Weeding, Na Eve everybody go drink
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14. There is power in the tongue and na that tongue you dey use give head..
Okay oo
15. Girl wey no get yansh suppose dey jáil
16. No bo*bs, no a*s and then you say "treat me like a lady" Wtf bro
17. Ur bööbs are hanging
My balls are hanging
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Y don't we hang out
18. I would tell you a story about my dzick
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But that would be a long story

1. Ordinary marriage introduction and am seeing 15 cows,12 bag of rice,55 yams,11 rams and 20 goats am I marrying the whole villagers.
2. I don sell my iPhone buy itel
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An I for an I
3. Remember at the end of the day whether iphone or Android , na same MTN sim everybody go use
4. A Slayqueen said the difference between a RAM and a SHEEP is that a RAM is Muslim and a SHEEP is a Christian.
Am tired of this country, I'm going to my village...

5. Imagine dating a gal that slaughters goat

6. Any class before 10am i no dey attend nah student i be, i no be hunter
7. Once again, stop calling your babe cheap name like "honey"sugar"
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Like how much does sugar cost?
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Call her name's like "school fees" nepa bill" house rent"
8. Make Premier League do start abeg. All these Chelsea fans don dey fat
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9. Not all of us were made to cook. Some of us were made to have conversations with the person cooking
10. Only for mathematicians
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A house has 4 doors and 2 windows
How old is the landlord
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11. *tries to study*
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Steve Harvey: you have to fail in order to win
Me:
12. I dey call my girlfriend but her phone dey switched off……Phone wey i use my hand charge full this morning
13. The pain of being a visitor is that, you just laugh when the child runs away with your food
14. My wedding day is getting closer
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And I still haven't find a wife

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