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Smart Driver by silvertuke(m): 10:01pm On Oct 07, 2011
Policeman: Man, how did u kill 50 people in a car accident?

Man: i was driving at about 40mph, when i tried to stop i found that i had no brakes. i saw 2 men walking on the street and a wedding on d other side of d street, who should i hit?

Policeman: of course the 2 men,less damage.

Man: that's what i thought to myself, but when i did it, i hit only one and the other one ran to the wedding, SO I DROVE AFTER HIM!
Re: Smart Driver by Sophizzy(f): 12:14am On Oct 08, 2011
He he he!Hope dey sentencd d driver 2 death by electrocutn or by a lethal injectn 2 his brain 2 gv him sense b4 he dies.
Re: Smart Driver by Agybabe(f): 8:28am On Oct 08, 2011
so funny! smiley cheesy grin
Re: Smart Driver by agentzakky(m): 11:26pm On Oct 10, 2011
laff out loud!
Re: Smart Driver by lysaa(f): 11:37pm On Oct 10, 2011
im try.
Re: Smart Driver by Exponental(m): 6:27am On Oct 11, 2011
Wereeee!

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