cashmentor:

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6. Barbing saloon,  Due to d high rate of thinking, hairs will grow faster from jan. (how d heck did i come up wit this)

buying loads of fuel now and taxi business.

These two will do the magic

Local Consulting aka Babalawo business, Confusion and frustration would make people seek solutions from Babalawo

blackgucci:

buy loads of fuel now and sell in february

+1

Is this meant to be funny? :@Lets be careful about prophesying negatively for this country; but coming to think of it, i read in yesterdays guardian about the gross mismanagement of subsidy funds - this was actually deliberated on the floor of the upper chambers of the national assembly, Olusola Saraki actually raised a motion to that effect, saying that 240Billion Naira was actually budgeted for the 2011 fiscal year in regards to fuel subsidy, but as we speak 1.3 Trillion Naira has so far been spent on fuel subsidy. I think government is just trying to put this mismanagement in check rather than have the refineries work, so the masses suffer the more. Their inability to turn around the deplorable state of the refineries led to importation of petroleum products and then fuel subsidy in the first place. Things might get worse when fuel subsidy is removed, but i quite disagree with most of the postulations so far stated. Comical they all seem, lets just make ourselves happy.

Sometimes here we turn a serious issue to joke.

This thread is important but i do not believe they will
carry out this subsidy thing at least not the amount
government people are brandishing about.

Talking about business, the following will fly

Try to study fuel consumption reduction and bring in fuel
consumption reduction kits to sell.

Then form a consultancy outfit to train company drivers
how to handle vehicles to consume less fuel.

You can also tell them how to prevent wastage and pilfering
because if the price is up, people will be tempted to steal.

Sucide kit importation. It'll go a long way.

what of private fire-fighting services: due to fire outbreaks cos of home fuel storage here & there

Why am I "auto-banned" for my post? If you don't like my post, simply refuse to approve it. I don't understand why a simple post referring members here to look at a good income making opportunity (in response to a forum question) will be an offense?

Please explain this to me. $$$

What about beauty products? I think its a good business now.

This thread wasn't suppose 2 b a joke or a laughin stuff, but wat else can one expect from nairaland,
Ok, now 2 more biting issues - just as i was readin thru all d post so far, i realize that, u dnt realy need 2 go into fuel n other blue chip, white or blue colar biz 2 hit it big in a population of OVER 160 million people, what is d chip? I mentioned laundary ealier on, now if u could uncover n identify wat comes n flows naturaly 2 u and then combined wit passion n enthusiasm, u can massively, i mean massively create wealth just by rendering service oriented biz,
7. Can u cook or bake, then let every u meet knw abt it by using a complimentary card n samplin a flex banner just outside ur house,
8. If u leave around a developing environmnt, your best bet might b gardens n flowers biz,
9. If u're good with musical instrumnts, then learn how 2 use softwares like FLstudio and Reason to create good beats, thereby bcoming a music producer,
10. Get a Cam Coder, learn video editing, n off u go. Same as photography, very good biz,
11. My youngest brother in d family makes about N2000 to N3000 every day, can sew an average of 5 trousers a day, 3 designer shirts as well, even when he just still learning d ropes at age 18, and he wants 2 go 2 skool part time, his choice, Point is, learn something that excites u,

This thread wasn't suppose 2 b a joke or a laughin stuff, but wat else can one expect from nairaland,
Ok, now 2 more biting issues - just as i was readin thru all d post so far, i realize that, u dnt realy need 2 go into fuel n other blue chip, white or blue colar biz 2 hit it big in a population of OVER 160 million people, what is d chip? I mentioned laundary ealier on, now if u could uncover n identify wat comes n flows naturaly 2 u and then combined wit passion n enthusiasm, u can massively, i mean massively create wealth just by rendering service oriented biz,
7. Can u cook or bake, then let every u meet knw abt it by using a complimentary card n samplin a flex banner just outside ur house,
8. If u leave around a developing environmnt, your best bet might b gardens n flowers biz,
9. If u're good with musical instrumnts, then learn how 2 use softwares like FLstudio and Reason to create good beats, thereby bcoming a music producer,
10. Get a Cam Coder, learn video editing, n off u go. Same as photography, very good biz,
11. My youngest brother in d family makes about N2000 to N3000 every day, can sew an average of 5 trousers a day, 3 designer shirts as well, even when he just still learning d ropes at age 18, and he wants 2 go 2 skool part time, his choice, Point is, learn something that excites u,

Coffin-making and mortuary business.

More deaths from too much trekking.

cashmentor:

This thread wasn't suppose 2 b a joke or a laughin stuff, but wat else can one expect from nairaland,
Ok, now 2 more biting issues - just as i was readin thru all d post so far, i realize that, u dnt realy need 2 go into fuel n other blue chip, white or blue colar biz 2 hit it big in a population of OVER 160 million people, what is d chip? I mentioned laundary ealier on, now if u could uncover n identify wat comes n flows naturaly 2 u and then combined wit passion n enthusiasm, u can massively, i mean massively create wealth just by rendering service oriented biz,
7. Can u cook or bake, then let every u meet knw abt it by using a complimentary card n samplin a flex banner just outside your house,
8. If u leave around a developing environmnt, your best bet might b gardens n flowers biz,
9. If u're good with musical instrumnts, then learn how 2 use softwares like FLstudio and Reason to create good beats, thereby bcoming a music producer,
10. Get a Cam Coder, learn video editing, n off u go. Same as photography, very good biz,
11. My youngest brother in d family makes about N2000 to N3000 every day, can sew an average of 5 trousers a day, 3 designer shirts as well, even when he just still learning d ropes at age 18, and he wants 2 go 2 skool part time, his choice, Point is, learn something that excites u,

so we are looking outside fuel subsidy now?

Anyways, there are lots of people in some of these fields you just mentioned, but few of them are hitting it BIG.

I wonder why.

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Alldruns:

what of private fire-fighting services: due to fire outbreaks cos of home fuel storage here & there

Exactly. People would go black-marketing petrol and this could result in to frequent fire outbreak. I gotta think of this ooooooooo

mbatuku1:

Coffin-making and mortuary business.

More deaths from too much trekking.

I no fit laf.But trekking may make people live longer as they will healthier and fitter.
At least na another form of exercise.

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