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AKPOS world joker / No Insult, Just A Joke.... I Really Love So Much!!! / Dead And Dying (2) (3) (4)

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Re: Joker I Love' So Much And Dying To Meet by Onyeasi(m): 7:07am On Oct 14, 2011
FLESHO is a
sugaboi who always drinks his SugaboiZ's
wine
and puts water in the bottle to replace what
he drank.
@SLim was suspicious and decided
to buy pastis ( a french wine that changes
colour if you add water)
FLESHO as usual, drank from the wine and
topped it up with water. The pastis became
milky immediately. He decided 2 hide in d
kitchen.
When SLIM came back and noticed d milky
wine, he called his GF to cum & witness as
he makes FLESHO confess to his 'evil' ways.
"FLESHO", he called from the sitting room of
sugaBoiz PLaza
"Yes Oga".
"Who drank my pastis?"
No answer!
SLIM asked again, still no answer; then he
went to the kitchen to meet FLESHO:
"Are you insane or what? I call you, you say
yes oga, but when I ask you a question, you
don't answer me.
FLESHO now spoke; "When u're in the kitchen
u
don't understand anything at all, except ur
name."
SLIM looked at him angrily and shouted,
"what kind of rubbish is dat, ?"
FLESHO cut him short, "SLIM if u tink I'm
lyin, go to d kitchen while I stand here wit
ur GF & ask u a question and see"
SLIM accepted and went into the kitchen.
FLESHO shouted: "SLIM"!
He answered "yes ehe FLESHO"
"Who goes into the maid's bedroom
when ur GF is not there?"
*No answer.
FLESHO shouted again: "SLIM, I said who
made the maid pregnant?"
*No answer.
Third time: "Boss, I said who gave Paulina
belle?"
SLIM,The boss runs back from the kitchen
shouting: "Wonders shall never cease!
, FLESHO it's true ooo, when one is in d
kitchen, one does not hear anythin except
his name ooo!"
Re: Joker I Love' So Much And Dying To Meet by StudioCFR(m): 9:38am On Oct 14, 2011
xynerise:

^ Must u write a poem about yourself? undecided

Hey bro, what does it feels like being the only Gayy Albino from Enugu State? I mean dis in a good way!
Re: Joker I Love' So Much And Dying To Meet by kodylicky(f): 11:32am On Oct 14, 2011
@ Stud hating on Igbos has become ur latest hobby
Re: Joker I Love' So Much And Dying To Meet by StudioCFR(m): 1:18pm On Oct 14, 2011
my girl friend is from enugu and my bf from anambra

so u see, i dont hate them
Re: Joker I Love' So Much And Dying To Meet by Onyeasi(m): 2:38pm On Oct 14, 2011
Why is nobody commenting on my joke? Abi una blind?. I don dey vex
Re: Joker I Love' So Much And Dying To Meet by StudioCFR(m): 3:18pm On Oct 14, 2011
Go bury yo agama head in shame cuz it shows u not relevant at alllll
and yo true life story joke aint funny at all
grin grin grin
Re: Joker I Love' So Much And Dying To Meet by Onyeasi(m): 4:58pm On Oct 14, 2011
Studio CFR:

Go bury yo agama head in shame cuz it shows u not relevant at alllll
and yo true life story joke aint funny at all
grin grin grin

angry angry angry
Re: Joker I Love' So Much And Dying To Meet by StudioCFR(m): 8:13pm On Oct 14, 2011
My swagger bites
get used to it
Re: Joker I Love' So Much And Dying To Meet by bright007(f): 10:55pm On Oct 14, 2011
Studio CFR:

My swagger bites
get used to it
village swagger
Re: Joker I Love' So Much And Dying To Meet by Ajibel(m): 2:41am On Oct 15, 2011
Stud is a beans!
Re: Joker I Love' So Much And Dying To Meet by StudioCFR(m): 6:42am On Oct 15, 2011
I have nothing to say to u guys

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