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Great Sermon: Great Hymn by GeeCee(m): 2:29pm On Sep 10, 2007 |
A Preacher said: "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river". And the congregation cried, "Amen!" "And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and throw it in the river". And the congregation cried, "Amen!" "And if I had all the whiskey and rum in the world, I'd take it all and throw it in the river". Again the congregation cried, "Amen!" The preacher sat down. The deacon then stood up and said: "For our closing hymn, let's turn to page 126 of our hymn books and sing, 'We shall drink from that river'" THE CONGREGATION SCREAMED HALLELUJAH!!!! |
Re: Great Sermon: Great Hymn by MisterMan(m): 5:22pm On Sep 10, 2007 |
I love that. That's greeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaattttttttttt |
Re: Great Sermon: Great Hymn by CrazyMan(m): 6:53pm On Sep 10, 2007 |
Nice one |
Re: Great Sermon: Great Hymn by mimiko(f): 9:26pm On Sep 10, 2007 |
yeah thats really cool men nice one there |
Re: Great Sermon: Great Hymn by temmysexy(f): 12:26pm On Sep 11, 2007 |
really cool, ![]() ![]() |
Re: Great Sermon: Great Hymn by desorlah(f): 3:41pm On Sep 11, 2007 |
ROFLMFAO. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() That was really funny!!!!!!! Cant help laughing ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Great Sermon: Great Hymn by GeeCee(m): 1:12pm On Jun 09, 2009 |
;d |
Re: Great Sermon: Great Hymn by blissieng(f): 1:17pm On Jun 09, 2009 |
Nice joke. keep 'em coming. |
Re: Great Sermon: Great Hymn by GeeCee(m): 1:20pm On Jun 09, 2009 |
Thanx |
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