Living in Nigeria VS Living in Canada

Nigeria: You can have many Househelps
Canada: You Can't, too expensive. You'd do everything yourself

N: You can have your mechanic come to your house and pick/fix your car
C: You gotta book for the mechanic 1/2 weeks ahead and take/tow your car to their store.

N: You can buy land and build your own house
C: You CAN'T except you are Elon Musk. You will have to mortgage a property and pay till you are 65-70 years old

C: You Pay Property Insurance
N: Wetin be this 👆👆👆

N: Average car Insurance is 70k naira Per year
C: You pay at least $150 pm depending on Area

N: You have a good circle of friends and buddies around you
C: You are isolated, your closest buddy might be 10 hours drive away.

C: Beaches, Parks and waterside entries are free
N: Eruku must collect money before you enter Elegushi or Alpha beach

N: Tech is still in its Infancy, so you have buffet to feast on if you know what you are doing
C: Tech is advanced and you are in constant battle with Indians, Pakistanis, Chinese and others

N: 12 months for enjoyment and to have fun
C: You only have 3 month to really enjoy and that's if you can afford it

N: As a single woman bad as e bad, you'd still have one or two guys on your case and ready to serve😘 
C: You'd rely 99% on machinery  🤐🤐🤐

N: An average Nigeria has at least 12 free social events to attend a year (weddings, birthdays, house openings, anniversary, naming ceremony, child dedication, memorials, freedom)
C: If you see 3, you've had a blast you be odogwu

N: Earn around $20k a year, you are rich. You can buy the entire FourPoints By Sharaton in V.I  😂😂🤣 
C: Earn $60k a year, You still are struggling

N: Plenty free monies from uncles, friends, fathers, politicians 
C: You could get a couple rebates from the govt. but it comes with clauses. No other free money from anywhere

N: You can dodge and avoid tax confidently and easily
C: Dem no born you well

N: Max 2 weeks to see a doctor for a procedure
C: Could take up to 6 months and more

C: You could get sued if it snowed and someone falls on your walk way and gets injured
N: Anybody can like to fall inside gutter, na him and him papa business

C: Straight forward, orderly, no razz ness, no back door
N: All of us dey craze

If I'm forgetting anything, Please add them below

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maisauki:
Living in Nigeria VS Living in Canada

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I dont know who you are but you are the funniest person alive

Your analysis make sense......food for thought

una don start this rubbish again

Mumu Canada big for nothing

Op you forget to add if you get small change and car in naija, u go shag Esther, Rebeca, sikira, nkechi them puxxy ur preek go tire. But for Canada ur balls go full no where to pour akamu


God bless Nigeria.

NaiJa sweet.

No place like home.

Olawrites:
Mumu Canada big for nothing

Op you forget to add if you get small change and car in naija, u go shag Esther, Rebeca, sikira, nkechi them puxxy ur preek go tire. But for Canada ur balls go full no where to pour akamu


God bless Nigeria.

NaiJa sweet.

No place like home.

pussy is easy in Nigeria because of poverty. The 2k to 3k you will give them as transport helps them survive. You go sub data and pay for their hair join. Nothing to be joyful about there. There are many lonely babes in Canada, up your game and confidence you will also nack till you tire. But most 9ja guys only know how to catch babes with money, but the babes here mostly get their own money too 😆🤣

Solanaa:



I dont know who you are but you are the funniest person alive

Don't raise the volume

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Always wondered why folks strongly believe sex is difficult abroad.

maisauki:
Living in Nigeria VS Living in Canada

Nigeria: You can have many Househelps
Canada: You Can't, too expensive. You'd do everything yourself

N: You can have your mechanic come to your house and pick/fix your car
C: You gotta book for the mechanic 1/2 weeks ahead and take/tow your car to their store.

N: You can buy land and build your own house
C: You CAN'T except you are Elon Musk. You will have to mortgage a property and pay till you are 65-70 years old

C: You Pay Property Insurance
N: Wetin be this 👆👆👆

N: Average car Insurance is 70k naira Per year
C: You pay at least $150 pm depending on Area

N: You have a good circle of friends and buddies around you
C: You are isolated, your closest buddy might be 10 hours drive away.

C: Beaches, Parks and waterside entries are free
N: Eruku must collect money before you enter Elegushi or Alpha beach

N: Tech is still in its Infancy, so you have buffet to feast on if you know what you are doing
C: Tech is advanced and you are in constant battle with Indians, Pakistanis, Chinese and others

N: 12 months for enjoyment and to have fun
C: You only have 3 month to really enjoy and that's if you can afford it

N: As a single woman bad as e bad, you'd still have one or two guys on your case and ready to serve😘 
C: You'd rely 99% on machinery  🤐🤐🤐

N: An average Nigeria has at least 12 free social events to attend a year (weddings, birthdays, house openings, anniversary, naming ceremony, child dedication, memorials, freedom)
C: If you see 3, you've had a blast you be odogwu

N: Earn around $20k a year, you are rich. You can buy the entire FourPoints By Sharaton in V.I  😂😂🤣 
C: Earn $60k a year, You still are struggling

N: Plenty free monies from uncles, friends, fathers, politicians 
C: You could get a couple rebates from the govt. but it comes with clauses. No other free money from anywhere

N: You can dodge and avoid tax confidently and easily
C: Dem no born you well

N: Max 2 weeks to see a doctor for a procedure
C: Could take up to 6 months and more

C: You could get sued if it snowed and someone falls on your walk way and gets injured
N: Anybody can like to fall inside gutter, na him and him papa business

C: Straight forward, orderly, no razz ness, no back door
N: All of us dey craze

If I'm forgetting anything, Please add them below

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For example if u want to buy ticket to Canada now, it's over 2m but if u book ahead like 6-8 weeks, u can get it around 1.3m, 1.4m

So my question is , if u book wakanow for Canada ticket ahead let's say for September ending @ 1.3m and the time come, and the airline u book are not flying on d day , and wakanow agree to refund u or rebook u for the next day flight, and next day flight is normally 2.4m


So is it that u will now book and pay 2.4m since that's the current flight price or is it that same 1.3m u will be asked to pay even though the next available flight is for the next day which is 2.4m

Wahala

biztycoons:



For example if u want to buy ticket to Canada now, it's over 2m but if u book ahead like 6-8 weeks, u can get it around 1.3m, 1.4m

So my question is , if u book wakanow for Canada ticket ahead let's say for September ending @ 1.3m and the time come, and the airline u book are not flying on d day , and wakanow agree to refund u or rebook u for the next day flight, and next day flight is normally 2.4m


So is it that u will now book and pay 2.4m since that's the current flight price or is it that same 1.3m u will be asked to pay even though the next available flight is for the next day which is 2.4m

Last time I checked, I was - and still is - into agribusiness, not an agent of wakanow
Free Advice: why can't you just contact their CSR, bruh