[b]A Husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf. Of course, the





Wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window





of the biggest house adjacent to the course.











The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful! Now we'll





have to go up there, find the owner, apologise, and see how much your





lousy drive is going to cost us."











So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the





door. A warm voice said, "Come on in."











When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done:





Glass was all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying
on





its side near the broken window.











A large black man was sitting on the couch asked, "Are you





the people that broke my window?"











"Uh, yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that," the husband replied.











"Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you.





You see, I'm a genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a





thousand years. Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant
three wishes.





I'll give you one wish, but if you don't mind, I will keep the last
one for





myself.











"Wow, that's great" the husband said. He pondered a moment





and blurted out, "I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of
my





life."











"No problem," said the genie. "You've got it, it's the least





I can do. And I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life and now you





young Lady what do you want?" the genie asked.











"I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in





every country in the world," she said.











"Consider it done," the genie said. "And your homes will





always be safe from fire, burglary and natural disasters!"











"And now," the couple asked in unison, "what's your wish, genie?"











"Well since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't been with
a
woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to have





s*x with your wife."











The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey, you





know we both now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you





think?"











She mulled it over for a few moments and said, "You know,





you're right. Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind,





but what about you honey?"











"You know I love you sweetheart," said the husband. "I'd do





the same for you!" So the genie and the woman went upstairs where

they





spent the rest of the afternoon enjoying each other. The genie was





insatiable.











After about three hours of non-stop s*x, the genie rolled





over and looked directly into her eyes and asked, "How old are you
and
your husband?"











"Why, we're both 35," she responded breathlessly.











"No kidding." He said,





"Thirty-five years old and both of you still believe in genies?