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New Read : Where Is He? by mikuz(m): 8:33pm On Jan 15, 2012
Ever since i came back from Canada(that was where i spent my new year,for those who dont know), I have been looking out for Studio Cfr to congratulate him on his exploits as the second runner up in the just concluded Jokes section General election but ever since then i have not been able to do so because no one has seen him online?
What is happening?
Has he finally hung himself or what?
I need to know.
Cos i could remember,towards the end of last year thats how he kept on posting suicidal jokes everywhere in the section,telling me that he is suffering from depression ( only God knows the cause).
So the real question now is; where is studio cfr? Has he finally made good his threat to end his own life or what?
Eh?

Infact why are we like this in this section? Why has no one asked or said anything about him? Or are you guys keeping me in the dark?
No wonder Donkollione has resolved to leave us because you guys are not caring at all. How can y'll just forget him like that?
I remember when i first landed,the first question I asked Bunmi was about studio's welfare because i know how serious the poor guy was suffering then.
If at the end i finally discover that he 'did it', i will never forgive you guys!

*mikuz starts sobbing as he grabs bunmioguns' hankerchief*
Re: New Read : Where Is He? by ARareGem(f): 8:36pm On Jan 15, 2012
Hmmn. . .
Re: New Read : Where Is He? by bunmioguns(m): 8:47pm On Jan 15, 2012
mikuz:


*mikuz starts sobbing as he grabs bunmioguns' hankerchief*


*gat no other choice than to Piss in his mouth cos dt's d best medication @ d moment*

Sorry dude, hope d medication work
Re: New Read : Where Is He? by mikuz(m): 8:54pm On Jan 15, 2012
^
na your unborn child i pity.
Re: New Read : Where Is He? by bunmioguns(m): 8:55pm On Jan 15, 2012
ARareGem:

Hmmn. . , I LOVE BUNMIOGUNS, I CAN DIE FOR HIM
Re: New Read : Where Is He? by ARareGem(f): 8:58pm On Jan 15, 2012
Ha ha. Very funny. tongue
Re: New Read : Where Is He? by mikuz(m): 9:07pm On Jan 15, 2012
bunmi will you stop derailing the thread?
What's wrong with you?
Na every minute conji dey hold you?
Please go to ashewo section if you cant control ya self.
You hear me so?
Re: New Read : Where Is He? by bunmioguns(m): 9:31pm On Jan 15, 2012
ARareGem:

Ha ha. BUNMIOGUNS, I LOVE YOU WITH MY BODY, SPIRIT AND SOUL, YOU ARE MY ONE IN A MILLION

Are you sure And hope you are not flattering me undecided
Re: New Read : Where Is He? by bunmioguns(m): 9:34pm On Jan 15, 2012
mikuz:

bunmi will you stop derailing the thread?
What's wrong with you?
Na every minute conji dey hold you?
Please go to ashewo section if you cant control ya self.
You hear me so?

Biko, u no wan make I xpress myself afterall d FOI bill had been signed
Re: New Read : Where Is He? by Idowuogbo(f): 9:41pm On Jan 15, 2012
Death is meant to be funny sick bastarddddd.Talk and see if dem no print ur obituary today deranged hyena msteeeeew!
Re: New Read : Where Is He? by bright007(f): 10:07pm On Jan 15, 2012
Idowuogbo:

It is really funny dat I am sick bastarddddd. dem go print my obituary today.I âm å deranged hyena msteeeeew!
Re: New Read : Where Is He? by ARareGem(f): 10:11pm On Jan 15, 2012
bunmioguns:

Are you sure And hope you are not flattering me undecided

Of course, I'm flattering you. What d'you expect me to do when a gun is pointed at my head and I've been promised to receive a bullet if I refuse to obey your command? embarassed
Re: New Read : Where Is He? by bunmioguns(m): 10:42pm On Jan 15, 2012
ARareGem:

Of course, I'm NOT flattering you. What d'you expect me to do when a gun is pointed at my head and I've been promised to receive a bullet if I refuse to obey your command? I LOVE FOR REAL BUNMIOGUNS

Dis is a definition of true love, I love you too baby, dont worry, its jst a toy gun
Re: New Read : Where Is He? by mikuz(m): 10:53pm On Jan 15, 2012
@araregem and bunmi,
wtf?
will the both of you stop all these?
Why are you guys turning the thread into a bedroom?
Re: New Read : Where Is He? by moshoodn(m): 5:43am On Jan 16, 2012
bunmioguns:

Dis is a definition of true love, I love you too baby, dont worry, its jst a toy gun

Why don't you guys go rent a room on the outskirt of wherever town you may be and . . . . Knack akpako!
Re: New Read : Where Is He? by bunmioguns(m): 6:00am On Jan 16, 2012
mikuz:

@araregem, TRY TO LISTEN TO BUNMIOGUNS COS HE IS A GOOD GUY

thanks Mikus for ur understanding
moshoodn:

Why don't you GIVE BUNMIOGUNS A CHANCE, HE LOVE YOU FOR REAL,

thanks frd for ur cooperation
Re: New Read : Where Is He? by moshoodn(m): 6:59am On Jan 16, 2012
moshoodn:

Why don't you guys go rent a room on the outskirt of wherever town you may be and . . . . Knack akpako!
bunmioguns:

Dis is a definition of true love, I love you so much MOSHOOD. . . I could die for you. . . Your love, Bunmi

thank you for loving me.
Re: New Read : Where Is He? by bunmioguns(m): 8:03am On Jan 16, 2012
moshoodn:

thank you for loving me.

Chai Moshood, cant u check my prof dt am a guy


hey hey, I dont do gayy abeg
Re: New Read : Where Is He? by Nobody: 9:14am On Jan 16, 2012
mstchewww! *exits thread for something better*

Bunmioguns must be gay.e

Rubbrish! cool
Re: New Read : Where Is He? by tjtj1(m): 1:30pm On Jan 16, 2012
angry angry angry angry angry angry
Re: New Read : Where Is He? by AYODEJI4LOVE(m): 5:22pm On Jan 16, 2012
I wonder what you are turning this too, i better leave
Re: New Read : Where Is He? by mikuz(m): 6:01pm On Jan 16, 2012
^
i wonder o,
the guy no dey take eye see anything wey dey under skirt.
I laugh in anti-protitution law.

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