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Id1ot Goes To Heaven by mufuteeeee(m): 6:05am On Oct 14, 2011
Three men a philosopher, a mathematician and an id1ot, were out riding in the car when it crashed into a tree.
Before anyone knows it, the three men found themselves standing before the pearly gates of Heaven, where St. Peter and the Dev1l were standing nearby.
"Gentlemen," the Dev1l started, "Due to the fact that Heaven is now overcrowded, therefore St. Peter has agreed to limit the number of people entering Heaven. If anyone of you can ask me a question which I don't know or cannot answer, then you're worthy enough to go to Heaven; if not, then you'll come with me to Hell."
The philosopher then stepped up, "OK, give me the most comprehensive report on Socrates' teachings,"
With a snap of his finger, a stack of paper appeared next to the Dev1l.
The philosopher read it and concluded it was correct.
"Then, go to Hell!" With another snap of his finger, the philosopher disappeared.
The mathematician then asked, "Give me the most complicated formula you can ever think of!"
With a snap of his finger, another stack of paper appeared next to the Dev1l.
The mathematician read it and reluctantly agreed it was correct.
"Then, go to Hell!" With another snap of his finger, the mathematician disappeared, too.
The id1ot then stepped forward and said, "Bring me a chair!"
The Dev1l brought forward a chair. "Drill 7 holes on the seat."
The Dev1l did just that. The id1ot then sat on the chair and let out a very loud fart.
Standing up, he asked, "Which hole did my fart come out from?"
The Devil inspected the seat and said, "The third hole from the right."
"Wrong," said the id1ot, "it's from my ass hole."
And the id1ot went to Heaven.
Re: Id1ot Goes To Heaven by toygod2: 5:16am On Nov 07, 2012
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Re: Id1ot Goes To Heaven by solara: 5:29pm On Aug 18, 2014
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