Studio CFR:

Sweerie you're so right bout dat. .infact what i need from u right now is Ssexual Healing . . . Dont let yo moda know, Dont let yo fada. .
We go take am gently low key together babes . . No Dulling

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^^^ just see the way this randy he goat has taken this opportunity to start toasting this babe , and the worst thing be say most of these yeye girls dey fall for am , Studio you try, but no forget say na man you dey like 'cornorbi' , leave dat gal alone at wance!

What a stupidio set of crazy people. I dont want to be infected

My name always in their mouth like toothpaste
Everyday they got something new. . . Haha! Una no dey rest?

Everywhere and Everything tis always bout me as if na me kill khadafi

"Studio, Studio, Studio, Studio, Studio, Studio!!
Studio stole my wife!
Studio laid my babe!
That child was fathered by Studio!
Because of Studio na im I de sick so!
Studio wound me bad!"[/i]

Na wetin?!!! My broda, you go kill yourself one day o!
Face your front!
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WAIT , HOLD IT , CHILL ! i am meditating for my next round of jokes and assaults, HATERZ TAKE COVER OH?

SEE THIS DRAMA-
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my son celebrated his 16th birthday in april and i got him an iPHONE, he simply loved it.
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my own birthday came up in may and my beautiful wife got me an iPAD, splendid.
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My daughters birthday was in september and i have her an iPOD TOUCH, she adored it.
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my wife's birthday was just last week so i got her an iRON , that was when the fight started.
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what my wife failed to realize was that the iRON could be integrated into our good network with the iCOOK, iWASH and iCLEAN services. This inevitably activated the iNAG reminder service.
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well, i should be out of this hospital by next week , iHURT !!!

when i die i want to go peacefully, like my granddad did, in his sleep , and not screaming like the passengers in his car

i once applied for a job with a building company the other day. I carefully completed the application forms and submitted them to the manager and after he had good through them he said "with your credentials i have the perfect OPENING for you young man", then i said "great, thank you sir, what is the OPENING?" and then the manager replied pointing "it is called the DOOR, now get the hell out of my office"

lilkech:

i once applied for a job with a building company the other day. I carefully completed the application forms and submitted them to the manager and after he had good through them he said "with your credentials i have the perfect OPENING for you young man", then i said "great, thank you sir, what is the OPENING?" and then the manager replied pointing "it is called the DOOR, now get the hell out of my office"

Go and wash plates, fetch some water.
Aka boi - boi

@onyeoshi: *YOU AGAIN*
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3 guys go to a ski lodge high on the mountains and there are not enough beds to accommodate all of them individually so they all decide to share one single bunk. In the middle of the night the guy sleeping on the right wakes up and says "i had an unbelievable dream, i dreamt that i got a HAND JOB from a beautiful nurse", the other guy sleeping on the left also suddenly woke up and said that he had the same exact kind of dream too. Then the guy in the middle wales up, yawns and blinks at them then said "thats funny, i dreamt i was SKIING"

As an ultimate test of his will power a man decides to give up s e x throughout the lenten period. Although not thrilled with the idea his wife decides to support him in his holy quest.
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The first week was not difficult but things got tougher in the following weeks so the wife chewed on garlic and slept in baggy jeans all the nights of the following week. The last couple of weeks got tougher so the wife locked the man out in the parlour and he slept on the couch for the duration of the weeks to follow. Finally on Easter morning a loud knock came on his wife's door:
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KNOCK - KNOCK - KNOCK
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HUSBAND: GUESS WHOM ?
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WIFE: i know who it is
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HUSBAND: GUESS WHAT I WANT ?
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WIFE: i know what you want
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HUSBAND: GUESS WHAT I'M KNOCKING WITH ?

Some funny jokes. Keep it up.

I didn't know where to laugh shaa!!! Still waiting to l a u g h

Livingproof:

I didn't know where to laugh shaa!!! Still waiting to l a u g h

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Why wait? You can cry now and laugh later , s l o w eediot , you are a 'LIVINGPROOF' of 'stupidity at its peak' , dont let me start with you oh

mommy eagle and daddy eagle were in a divorce court. The judge looked down at baby eagle and asked "so baby eagle, who do you want to live with? Will you live with daddy eagle?", and baby eagle replied "oh no, he beats me all the time", "okay then", replied the judge "you should live with mommy eagle then", and baby eagle said "hell no, she beat me often too", the judge then asked confused "who do you want to live with baby eagle?", and baby eagle replied, "i want to live with the SUPER EAGLES, they cant beat ANYBODY"

^ considering d trend on this thread, if I hiss @ d stale joke now, na slow yab I go get, & I cant fit force meself 2 giggle nah

@Dammizz: Lol!

dammizz:

^ considering d trend on this thread, if I hiss @ d stale joke now, na slow yab I go get, & I cant fit force meself 2 giggle nah

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so you dey wan use style yab my jokes abi? So they are not funny to you abi? Why are you so 'ashamed' of acting sane? Ehh? You must be either 'STEWpid' or 'SOUPid' for my jokes to look stale to you, between you and me i believe the latter to be your unfortunate condition my confused friend

Hhmm,
na by force to laugh again?

Pathetically dry

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lilkech now you are crying but do u remember that you started every thing by addressing those dirty things you called awkward quote to me

lilkech:

i once applied for a job with a building company the other day. I carefully completed the application forms and submitted them to the manager and after he had good through them he said "with your credentials i have the perfect OPENING for you young man", then i said "great, thank you sir, what is the OPENING?" and then the manager replied pointing "it is called the DOOR, now get the hell out of my office"

Onyeasi:

Go and wash plates, fetch some water.
Aka boi - boi

sweep the floor, wash clothes and fetch some firewoods 

@likech
Mind you, that's a my title name.
'Onye akporo asi gbue agu asi na ogburu okuko, onye yenkansi 1 of okunufufe otu nkpogi. The title owner of Ryankasi International Investment Limited clearing and forwarding of all merchandise. . . That is me

^^^Another result of sheer mental gymkhana

Shakes head in pity


*walks out of thread*

^^^^Jam the door as ur stepping out

i see that all the fools clogging up my thread have all left (except Ajibole, my trusted gateman), now let me continue my handwork jare ,

hey lilkech how can a boiboi have a gate man

^^ i knew it, of all the problems on this thread only you remain. do you know how many decades i used to senior you? and at your young age you are already soo black and ugly, i fear for your future oh, i see black things in it so. Exit immediately, my gate man will show you the way out.
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*screams* AJIBOLE , where dat mumu aboki dey

Meaannn!!!




AJIBOLE
now a gate man?

I wont be suprised if tomorow dem say the gayy albino don becme a mortuary attendant

sylve11:

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SYLVE: Is it that you are dumb? Or you do not know what to type? Or a virus eats all your words before they get posted? im just curious sha.

Studio CFR:

Meaannn!!!




AJIBOLE
now a gate man?

I wont be suprised if tomorow dem say the gayy albino don becme a mortuary attendant

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yes oh, we thank God for his recent 'demotion', He keeps climbing down d ladder at such a fast pace. Very soon i will open 'haboki kiosk' for him in front of my house. and that reminds me, the boy has 4goten to secure my gate,
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AJIBOLE, AAHJIBOOLEEE! ! where that mumu chuuk head self?

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