ClassicMan202:
Which kind grammar be this??
Cow rams man to death....

Bloggers sha

Bros. You dey think dey go too far.

One of those cows should go down as well

You should always be on guard when walking around the Abbatoir. Cows can run very fast and always ready to jam anyone they see on the road.

Even a bunch of police with their guns cannot subdue a violent cow without the help of an aboki who's well trained and experienced

all efforts by the police who stormed the abattoir to arrest the fiery cow proved unsuccessful and that butchers in the area refused to provide the cow for arrest...

Quite comical on the part of the police men and for the soul lost, quite unfortunate, can this be also be categorized as job hazard.

Pardon my manners for making fun of the departed soul, may Allah rest his soul and grant him Aljanah Firdaus!

izonborn098:
The results when people value nama more than human life.. what can a dangerous cow be doing in a community..

This happened within the abbatoir

Saturnalia:


Majority of you from the East are just too daft, uncreative & predictable that the only thing you know how to do best is regurgitate senseless stale lines on Social Media just to get useless “likes” that add no value to your miserable lives.

That was how all of you, like cows were (and are still) pushing the senseless narrative of Buhari being a clone and tagged “Jubril of Sudan”.

Worrisome is the fact that there’s absolutely no distinction between your young & old, educated & illiterates in this regard, as all of you think, reason & behave alike.

Everysingle one of you seem to have been bathed with that same cursed bitter water of hatred & irrationality from your birth - yet none of you can do without trooping, in your nylon bags & bathroom slippers into that same region that you love to hate so much.

You denigrate & curse the land that nurtures you from birth and expect to be blessed or proper? Never!

This is the reason tragedy, calamity & misfortunes keep swallowing you up in your enclaves by the minute.

You cannot sow soybeans and expect to reap pineapple.

See chief jobless daft cursing a tribe that his generation down to the 100th cannot lace their shoes. See long epistle of jobless fool

Islie:


https://punchng.com/cow-rams-30-year-old-man-to-death-in-lagos/?amp

d cows dey protect for dier baba.

Why are you vomiting?

Saturnalia:


Majority of you from the East are just too daft, uncreative & predictable that the only thing you know how to do best is regurgitate senseless stale lines on Social Media just to get useless “likes” that add no value to your miserable lives.

That was how all of you, like cows were (and are still) pushing the senseless narrative of Buhari being a clone and tagged “Jubril of Sudan”.

Worrisome is the fact that there’s absolutely no distinction between your young & old, educated & illiterates in this regard, as all of you think, reason & behave alike.

Everysingle one of you seem to have been bathed with that same cursed bitter water of hatred & irrationality from your birth - yet none of you can do without trooping, in your nylon bags & bathroom slippers into that same region that you love to hate so much.

You denigrate & curse the land that nurtures you from birth and expect to be blessed or proper? Never!

This is the reason tragedy, calamity & misfortunes keep swallowing you up in your enclaves by the minute.

You cannot sow soybeans and expect to reap pineapple.

Islie:


https://punchng.com/cow-rams-30-year-old-man-to-death-in-lagos/?amp

The cow should be charged with voluntary manslaughter.

GanagiBitrus:
That's 1st degree murder. The cow should be sentenced to death.

How you take sabi say na 1st degree
You speak moo language?

Entprys:
Abbatoir police need to arrest the cow and detain for questioning.

Na so..

Before we know, pepper soup and BBQ go dey happen for station...

izonborn098:
The results when people value nama more than human life.. what can a dangerous cow be doing in a community..

You didn't read the article. It is an abattoir (that's if you know what it means).

What is wrong with this generation for fvck sake?

The Cow should be sentence by being bury alive.

Meanwhile, most cow should be crippled once the owner have sold them out in other to avoid it braking out like this again

Okoroawusa:

You didn't read the article. It is an abattoir (that's if you know what it means).

What is wrong with this generation for fvck sake?

The Man na zonbe

Even Europes and America have Abattoir in every market

I know what i wrote but you just want to insult me that is why...

Okoroawusa:

You didn't read the article. It is an abattoir (that's if you know what it means).

What is wrong with this generation for fvck sake?

but i will not insult u back..

Islie:


https://punchng.com/cow-rams-30-year-old-man-to-death-in-lagos/?amp

"All efforts by the police who stormed the abattoir to arrest the fiery cow proved unsuccessful and that butchers in the area refused to provide the cow for arrest"

Ah..

Cow that they've already sentenced to death and it's parts sold to the masses.

Olopa will still arrest all our butchers and charge them the exact money of the price of the cow as bail money... The law must take it's course and be respected,.

the handlers of the cow should be arrested for negligence.

Saturnalia:


Majority of you from the East are just too daft, uncreative & predictable that the only thing you know how to do best is regurgitate senseless stale lines on Social Media just to get useless “likes” that add no value to your miserable lives.

That was how all of you, like cows were (and are still) pushing the senseless narrative of Buhari being a clone and tagged “Jubril of Sudan”.

Worrisome is the fact that there’s absolutely no distinction between your young & old, educated & illiterates in this regard, as all of you think, reason & behave alike.

Everysingle one of you seem to have been bathed with that same cursed bitter water of hatred & irrationality from your birth - yet none of you can do without trooping, in your nylon bags & bathroom slippers into that same region that you love to hate so much.

You denigrate & curse the land that nurtures you from birth and expect to be blessed or proper? Never!

This is the reason tragedy, calamity & misfortunes keep swallowing you up in your enclaves by the minute.

You cannot sow soybeans and expect to reap pineapple.

Ogbeni, be calming down cz of BP.... You too dey talk like parrot.
This tragedy happened in Lagos less you forget. And then again, you sit tight and watch your tribesmen still misbehave as they engage in tribal slurs, you have never come out to condemn such act.... Are you not a hypocrite? You are here writing episode with your bitter lemon heart.... When you are ready to stop these nonesense, I personally will know... but for now, Abeg shift!

Saturnalia:


Majority of you from the East are just too daft, uncreative & predictable that the only thing you know how to do best is regurgitate senseless stale lines on Social Media just to get useless “likes” that add no value to your miserable lives.

That was how all of you, like cows were (and are still) pushing the senseless narrative of Buhari being a clone and tagged “Jubril of Sudan”.

Worrisome is the fact that there’s absolutely no distinction between your young & old, educated & illiterates in this regard, as all of you think, reason & behave alike.

Everysingle one of you seem to have been bathed with that same cursed bitter water of hatred & irrationality from your birth - yet none of you can do without trooping, in your nylon bags & bathroom slippers into that same region that you love to hate so much.

You denigrate & curse the land that nurtures you from birth and expect to be blessed or proper? Never!

This is the reason tragedy, calamity & misfortunes keep swallowing you up in your enclaves by the minute.

You cannot sow soybeans and expect to reap pineapple.

Look at this one your situation is hopeless u may die in ignorance

U said there is nothing like cloning.u see how ignorant u are, so u don't know that most VIPs have body doubles? even Putin,Joe Biden, and the late Wagner boss all have body doubles.
I won't explain further because your dull brain can't comprehend anything that relates to technology and science
Foolish man,see as u open your stinking mouth dey insult Igbos,we are not the cause of your traumatized life

Cow that should have been gunned down

Despite the multitude of unsolved crimes at the station, the NPF stormed the abattoir to detain & question the cow! That sentence will only sound strange to you mr ears if you’re not a Nigerian.

Saturnalia:


Majority of you from the East are just too daft, uncreative & predictable that the only thing you know how to do best is regurgitate senseless stale lines on Social Media just to get useless “likes” that add no value to your miserable lives.

That was how all of you, like cows were (and are still) pushing the senseless narrative of Buhari being a clone and tagged “Jubril of Sudan”.

Worrisome is the fact that there’s absolutely no distinction between your young & old, educated & illiterates in this regard, as all of you think, reason & behave alike.

Everysingle one of you seem to have been bathed with that same cursed bitter water of hatred & irrationality from your birth - yet none of you can do without trooping, in your nylon bags & bathroom slippers into that same region that you love to hate so much.

You denigrate & curse the land that nurtures you from birth and expect to be blessed or proper? Never!

This is the reason tragedy, calamity & misfortunes keep swallowing you up in your enclaves by the minute.

You cannot sow soybeans and expect to reap pineapple.

Wow! You perfectly said it all, bro! I've always said it, they're cursed pple without any genuine identity, which is why they behave the way they do. You're very on point. 👌

Legacies of pmb administration

As we dey hustle for our daily 2k, May we not jam agbako

Timoleon:
Which one be fear of victimization for this story? Is the source afraid the cow will find out about who snitched? Did the cow wait to be interrogated? Which cow did the police intend to arrest? They wanted to indiscriminately pick cows from the abattoir right?. Dem no serious.

Cows wander out of the abattoir and within the abattoir regularly, the police do nothing about it. Now they want to exploit the situation and ‘raid cows’ for interrogation and investigation.

I actually don’t know how I became a fellow citizen with people like you . You people just criticize everything just for likes. Imagine this cow killed your son. Will you still type this rubbish that you did? How I wish this happened to you so the police won’t exploit the situation. If you don’t know that the police ought to arrest the Cow and the owner then you are either wicked or a complete illiterate. The owners have to be charged for negligence in handling their animal. The cow have to be put down so something similar won’t happen to you and your family. The abattoir ordinarily should be closed down temporarily and the safety procedures revised and revisited. If necessary, all the workers will be made to embark on safety training. What is wrong with you young people of this country? You have no iota of decorum or human sense just to gain likes on social media and if they ask you now, you will say you are obidient. This is actually distasteful. Spit!!!!

zebszebs:


Both the Punch newspapers and the OP are clearly lacking in the grammar department.

A cow can only gore someone to death.

Not ram, bash or headbutt

Gore should be used if the cow used its horns to inflict gaping wounds on the victim. Trample if it uses its hoofs to stomp the victim. Ram can be used if the cow crashes into the man.... as in the man couldn't get out of the way of the charging cow and he was rammed to death. A cow cannot bash someone.


No doubt... a lot is lacking in the grammar department.....
" the Police stormed the abattoir to arrest the fiery cow.

I've seen this used often ... cows being arrested.... we need to stop this. Only people can be arrested.. A person ... arrested and detained. An animal.... captured and impounded.
Fiery cow?... really? ... but I'm sure the writer can explain.

A cow cannot ram!! There's a better verb. Google it.
quote author=Islie post=125536550]

https://punchng.com/cow-rams-30-year-old-man-to-death-in-lagos/?amp[/quote]

Saturnalia:


Majority of you from the East are just too daft, uncreative & predictable that the only thing you know how to do best is regurgitate senseless stale lines on Social Media just to get useless “likes” that add no value to your miserable lives.

That was how all of you, like cows were (and are still) pushing the senseless narrative of Buhari being a clone and tagged “Jubril of Sudan”.

Worrisome is the fact that there’s absolutely no distinction between your young & old, educated & illiterates in this regard, as all of you think, reason & behave alike.

Everysingle one of you seem to have been bathed with that same cursed bitter water of hatred & irrationality from your birth - yet none of you can do without trooping, in your nylon bags & bathroom slippers into that same region that you love to hate so much.

You denigrate & curse the land that nurtures you from birth and expect to be blessed or prosper? Never!

This is the reason tragedy, calamity & misfortunes keep swallowing you up in your enclaves by the minute.

You cannot sow soybeans and expect to reap pineapple.

All these lamentations on top two lines wey person write? Your write up describes your person more than the fellow you are referencing.

Calm down dude!

Saturnalia:


Majority of you from the East are just too daft, uncreative & predictable that the only thing you know how to do best is regurgitate senseless stale lines on Social Media just to get useless “likes” that add no value to your miserable lives.

That was how all of you, like cows were (and are still) pushing the senseless narrative of Buhari being a clone and tagged “Jubril of Sudan”.

Worrisome is the fact that there’s absolutely no distinction between your young & old, educated & illiterates in this regard, as all of you think, reason & behave alike.

Everysingle one of you seem to have been bathed with that same cursed bitter water of hatred & irrationality from your birth - yet none of you can do without trooping, in your nylon bags & bathroom slippers into that same region that you love to hate so much.

You denigrate & curse the land that nurtures you from birth and expect to be blessed or prosper? Never!

This is the reason tragedy, calamity & misfortunes keep swallowing you up in your enclaves by the minute.

You cannot sow soybeans and expect to reap pineapple.

You're such an irredeemable bigoted bitter soul with an IQ of a low grade !mbic!le.